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Married to @hannahnancarrow. Beau and Taylor’s Dad. Host: @benandwoods + Glass banger for @sealslax “San Diego’s Concierge”
Joined March 2012
A story about a seemingly clean cut guy living a twisted double life? Very curious 🤔.
Ohtani's top show he is watching right now? @BreakingBad. Respect 🧪. @BryanCranston | @KevinBurkhardt
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If only he played in a giant fucking market that could vote him in 🤔.
Will Smith has the highest fWAR among all catchers in baseball . But there are those out there who will try and tell you he sucks bc a lot of people dont know ball and didn't vote for him to be an All-Star 🤷🏻♂️ .
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FUCKKKKKK YEAHHHHHH. Gonna grab a Dave Roberts on my way out!!!!
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@CalebJHull Both of my kids (5) and (2) absolutely love Bowie, Kiss, T-Rex, etc. How is it that they understand art and you, a grown man, does not?.
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The fact that he completely butchered the timing and still put it in the street. what a freak.
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Never in my wildest dreams did I envision this for this season.
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I’ve never bought a jersey before, but after the unsettling and intentional attacks by Dave Roberts and the national media, that all changed today. #LFGSD 💛🤎💛 🤟🏼🪳
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Fully convinced the national baseball writers are on a group text where they’re trying to outdo each other to see who can shovel the most shit about this. “Watch this…I’m gonna shoehorn Jackie Robinson in the mix for my next tweet”
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Plus the assassination attempt by Manny Machado.
Dave Roberts says this has been his most challenging season since becoming Dodgers manager with their rash of injuries.
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ESPN crew heading over to dodger stadium for tonight’s big game!
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Not everything Manny does is controversial. I'm begging dodger fans to learn baseball. Begging.
Freddie Freeman on Manny Machado's controversial base running in NLDS Game 3.
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Guys named Aubrey?.
Is there anything more feminine than a white male liberal?.
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Rest easy, buddy. Thank you for protecting our family and the love you gave us ❤️
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San Diego State just knocked off the #1 overall seed in the NCAA Tournament and is heading to the Elite 8 for the first time in school history!!!.
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@FoxNews Conservatives wield their penises at unsuspecting women despite outcries of family values.
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Mission accomplished.
Clayton Kershaw: “I’d much rather fail on the biggest stages than not get to be here at all.”.
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I will 100% be wearing the exact same clothes at the game tomorrow, btw.
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THIS DUDE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PROFAR? 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Let’s not act surprised that the team with the best record in baseball has likely pushed the series to a game 5, barring a miracle. Flush it, regroup and win a ballgame on Friday night. We ride 💛🤎💛.
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Some of you dipshits need to apologize to Manny now. Bitches.
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This will be Dave Roberts in October, verbatim. ✅.
"All year this team has heard, 'We got no talent. We're too small. We can't stop the run. We're not good enough to compete.'. We've just put our head down and worked hard." - @JoshAllenQB (via @NFLonCBS)
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Once Tanner Scott heard about Gil Hodges, a single tear fell from his eye and, with shaking hands, signed on the dotted line.
Closer Tanner Scott and the Los Angeles Dodgers in agreement on a four-year, $72 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Scott, 30, was the best free agent reliever available this winter and got paid an elite amount as part of a deep Dodgers bullpen. @Feinsand was on the news.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. MAHALO TO THE dodgers BULLPEN.
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Darvish + Suarez + Hill + Hader tomorrow and get back home. Then pray.
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It's easier said than done, I realize. but if you're a boss and your employee has tickets to one of these games. have a heart. It'll come back to you in spades. Everyone wants to work for someone who understands and appreciates their passions.
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100%. If they can celebrate a 60 game championship, you can bet your ass I'll celebrate knocking off a 111 win "juggernaut" who guaranteed a WS victory.
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Welcome Taylor Parker Woods❤️ His mama @HannahNancarrow is just an absolute bad ass. He came in kicking and screaming and now we’re chilling and listening to music. The first song he ever heard: You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker. Thank you for all of the well wishes 🙏
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Here is video of Manny Machado throwing the ball toward the #Dodgers dugout. The ball had just been used by Yu Darvish to warm up. Kyle Higashioka’s throw to second bounced in the dirt, so Darvish received a new ball to begin the inning. #Padres
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHASHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJANJAJAJAJAJHAHAJAJHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHa.
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Just got the call from Beau’s school that he’s in the nurse’s office with nausea and to come pick him up. I’ve never been more proud, tbh.
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No one ever said he wasn’t. You guys are terrible at this.
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Shoutout to @katiejwoo and @JakePeavy_22 for being the ONLY national media that I saw pick the @Padres in this series.
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Nine years ago tonight was our first date. She wore red yoga pants and we had the world’s most awkward hug at the end. Glad she gave me another shot
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What a privilege it is to watch, root for, and cover this @Padres team. Such a dream come true.
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Honestly, I'd love @Ken_Rosenthal to come on tomorrow and explain to the citizens of San Diego why it's bad when we do it but "good for baseball" when they do it.
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ROY and it’s not close. Sorry Paul and Livvy.
Jackson Merrill has 6 game-tying or go-ahead home runs in the 8th inning or later this season. No other player has more. 🤯
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You know and I know absolutely nothing will happen to Shohei, despite his camp changing its story. Rob Manfred will go to the ends of the earth to protect him and his franchise. But the shitposting has been elite today 🫡.
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Throwing balls at players. Absolute scumbags as per usual. Just the worst fucking people.
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I’d like to buy this man dinner somewhere, so someone let me know who he is. Throw fingers, not punches.
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Watching your six year old cry after a baseball game is the worst, but the sun will rise tomorrow, hope springs eternal. The greatest game in the world will break your heart. Loved being there for every pitch and now can get back to hate watching furiously. Much love.
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I say this with peace and love but if you don’t want Juan Soto here long term, you’re kind of an idiot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
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We saw our king @SSchumaker55 tonight but there’s no way I’m including myself in the picture with these two. Talked about Manny’s base running and how “that’s how you’re taught to do it, but nobody ever does it anymore. Manny’s IQ is so high”.
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WELL WELL WELL . You dirty, cheating Mets. I’m sick right now. 🦻.
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Guys. it's fine when THEY do it!.
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This entire city trying to figure out how they’re gonna budget for NLCS tickets
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Much love to the Seidler family ❤️❤️❤️ . Peter was one of the kindest, most thoughtful men I’ve had the pleasure of meeting.
With profound sadness, the Padres announce that their Chairman and Owner Peter Seidler passed away today in San Diego. He will be dearly missed. Please see the attached press release for further detail:
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MAYBE EVERYONE SHUTS THE F UP AND GIVES THANKS THAT THIS DUDE IS ON OUR TEAM? WE GOOD?.
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Fourteen years ago tonight I was laying in bed in an extended stay in Mission Valley, staring at the ceiling, about to embark on a new career. So glad to still be here. So grateful for you guys. So grateful for San Diego. So grateful for the opportunity, still ❤️.
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Can't wait for the "This is good for baseball" takes from the usual suspects. SMH.
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Priority ONE in my opinion.
According to @sdutKevinAcee . The contract of Ruben Niebla.is expiring . Make him a Padre for life @Padres
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Barstool has shit on Manny for years so they can recognize deez nuts.
Folks, It's Time We Recognize That Manny Machado Is The Best Player In The National League
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I’ve got a little brother. I used to beat the shit out of him. Then he got bigger and stronger and socked me in the mouth. Then he threw an iron at my head.
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“I want you to stay” . Congrats @snellzilla4.
#CyZilla’s so nice, he had to do it twice 🏆. Congratulations to Blake Snell on being named the 2023 NL Cy Young Award winner!
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Aged like milk.
JACKSON MERRILL WITH ANOTHER CLUTCH MOMENT!!! IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CANT DO?!?
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Such a spectacular day and a gutsy win from our boys. I’ll treasure it forever.
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This shit laid me out.
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