mark gevaux
@theribman
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Creator of Multi Award winning Sauces #HolyFuck #ChristOnABike #HolyMotherOfGod #JudasIsScaryHot #20thCrime #RibmanBuffalo #Oozy 'sBBQ
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Do you mean THIS
@Kissimmee
? Surely not 🙈
UPDATE: Tourism authority in Florida, Experience Kissimmee, has now ended its sponsorship of West Ham, following the disturbing video of Kurt Zouma hitting, dropping, and kicking his pet.
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People saying Pellegrini is too old ? He won’t be playing midfield FFS
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“I once rested the entire first team before a game against West Ham and still got beat”
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Left my bag on my seat after the Wednesday game
@LondonStadium
@WestHam
- Had the money from the stall in it 🙈 Got it back yesterday after a steward kept it safe for me 🥰⚒ Absolute LEGEND ⚒
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The Trophy that Harry Kane would win if he gets Germanys Golden Boot is absolutely brutal 🤣
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Bet you are GUTTED that he is Polish
This may be the most British response to a terrorist attack... EVER. (As is the spelling correction.)
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It won’t be the players we DIDN’T sign this transfer window that will devastate
@WestHam
fans - it will be the ones we LOSE the next transfer window 💔💔⚒
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Ukrainian Farmers nicking £25 Million Weapon systems from the Russian Army is just AWESOME 😂😂😂
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I AM GOING TO HAVE A STALL BEHIND THE BOBBY MOORE STAND - RIGHT NEXT TO THE BARS
#COYI
#RibmanOfWestHam
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This time last night
@WestHam
v
@NorwichCityFC
was postponed and I had 300 Kilos of Ribs in my fridge ready to cook for the game , things were looking a little desperate😮 Today I put the Ribs online and sold out in 2 hours 🥰 Without YOU guys I am NOTHING ❤️
#TheLoveIsReal
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A lot of you will remember when I used to make 20 Bottles of HolyFuck in my kitchen at home - Today I was sent the plans for my new mini production line and I’m so FUCKING PROUD ! I could never have come this far without all of your support and loyalty ❤️I love you all ❤️
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If you are a Vegan I respect that fact but please stop asking for a fucking Vegan option ! I AM THE RIBMAN 😎 I cook and sell dead pigs 🐷
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UPDATE !! I am now home - waiting on operation for an Aortic Aneurysm - It’s grown to 5.5cm so there was a little concern - been told no stress and to take it easy 😆 They obviously don’t know how many of you need HolyFuck 😂❤️
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I Think
@KurtZouma
should donate at LEAST a months wages to an animal charity - Then work at LEAST 100 hours for that charity
#Shameful
#Coward
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For me - ANYONE needing an Ambulance because they are drunk should PAY the £247 directly to the
@NHSMillion
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Since my accident I have been on Tramadol - That’s 25 years of chronic pain and what feels now like an addiction 👀 Today is my 5th day clean 🙏🏻 The sweats , cramps and sickness are a bitch BUT the pain takes my mind off that 😂🙏🏻
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I thought
@WestHam
fans singing God Save The Queen last night was very moving and would have been a lovely thing to do around the grounds this weekend instead of cancelling everything ❤️⚒️
#RIPQueenElizabeth
❤️
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It has been a LONG road but after the phone call i just received it really does look like
#TheRibmanOfWestHam
is going to happen soon
#COYI
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My boy Teddy got Adrian’s shirt after the game and he said “Best day of my life “ He’s been playing in it ever since ⚒⚒⚒
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😂😂😂😂 If you don’t LOVE Ukrainians right now you are without a soul 😂😂🇺🇦🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦🇺🇦
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I would like to thank you all for your MAGNIFICENT SUPPORT this last year ❤️ We came close to losing everything at the start of the pandemic and yet now laying the floor in a new 3000 square foot HolyFuck Factory 🏭 I wish you all a fantastic Christmas and a better New Year ❤️
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Interested in a membership for match day
@theribman
and
@TRUMANSBEER
? RT this for a chance to win one
#COYI
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To the haters who wished that My business fails and the HMRC look into me - 😂😂 Listen DIPSHITS since the pandemic ALL OF MY SALES HAVE BEEN ONLINE - And YES I almost lost everything BUT my customers are more than just customers - They ARE The Ribman 🥊 So basically FUCK YOU ❤️
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I don’t give a fuck how hot it is - Going into a shop shirtless is just WRONG 🙈
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The £8 Rib Meat Roll 🥊
Rib roll and extras with ‘HolyFuck’ hot sauce outside West Ham (
@WestHam
served by
@theribman
)
💷 £10
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Excited for this collaboration
@bleeckerburger
🥰 One Night Only
#July6th
#mentalhealth
#ItsOkayToNotBeOkay
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Saka has deactivated his
@instagram
? Can we please start putting these racist scum into PRISON !!??
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I am A West Ham fan - I sell Ribs - I Try to earn a living - You don’t like it ? FUCK YOU !!!!
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Been told by
#SportsBarAndGrill
that I will need to contact head office concerning my complaint they are using my name but not my sauce - DO I FUCK !! I WILL BE PAYING YOU A FUCKING VISIT !! WHEN YOU SEE AN ANGRY ONE LEGGED PRICK WALK IN - THAT WILL BE ME
#HolyFuckRULES
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Meanwhile
@EuropaLeague
BANS the sale of
@WestHam
away tickets for throwing a FLARE onto the pitch 🥊
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Sam has some explaining to do when he gets back from Benidorm 😂😂😂😂❤️
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First time walking around the Hospital on crutches ❤️🩹 I’m about to lay down and pump some painkillers into myself ❤️🩹
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So there is a trader on the streets of England slagging me off and saying “He would’t be famous if he had TWO LEGS” probably true but my food is also the BOLLOCKS unlike the dog shit you serve up
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Our FIRST time EVER to stay at home on our anniversary ❤️ 26 Years she has put up with me - the next 7 days will be CRUCIAL 😂😂❤️❤️
#HappyAnniversaryDarling
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Not long ago I was making 20 bottles at a time in my kitchen at home - until neighbours complained they were coughing in the LIFT so I had to stop 😂😂 Now I am looking to set up my own
#HolyFuckFactory
- This is because of YOU ❤️
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If this actually happens i will GIVE AWAY 100 Rib rolls at the first home game at
@LondonStadium
@WestHamUtd
West Ham want to sign BOTH of Michy Batshuayi & Kelechi Iheanacho. Summer budget has been described as "substantial".
[via
@ExWHUemployee
]
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Happy Anniversary my love ❤️ Amazing you have put up with me for 29 Years ❤️
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IF the accusations are true that a fan abused a player over his dead child then I hope he is banned FOR LIFE !! Utter scum
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When Roberto joined
@WestHam
I called him "The Spanish Joe Hart"
Today I would like to apologise to Joe Hart ⚒️
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This is SHOCKING
@LondonStadium
@WestHam
BUT this is what you get when you charge traders 30% of GROSS TAKINGS 🥊 £6 for this shit 😂😂🙈🙈🤢
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I’m sorry for your loss but FUCK YOU ! The emergency services are HEROES - how DARE you turn this into a racial thing !
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For
@WestHamUtd
home game v
@afcbournemouth
at
@TRUMANSBEER
#TruRibClub
I am giving ALL MY TAKINGS to
@islasfight
#WestHamFamily
#TeamIsla
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If you could buy my Ribmeat- already cooked - in 2 Kilo vacum packed bags from your local butcher - would you like that ? And any Butchers who ARE interested just drop me a DM
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I got my samples yesterday and I could not be happier - or prouder ❤️
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These photos won’t mean anything to most BUT they mean the absolute WORLD to me
#HolyFuckFactory
#2021goals
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Someone wants to fly me to the Maldives first class and put me up in a 5 Star resort for the Launch of “The Ribman's Hot Sauce” IN the Maldives - HOLYFUCK !!!!
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🎶 We Had Payet 🎶
@dimpayet17
🎶 He just didn't wanna fucking play 🎶 Now he's on the bench 🎶 Sulking like a wench🎶We Had
@dimpayet17
🎶
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See what happens when you make stupid people famous !
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