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#NLProc phd. computational linguiost. he/himš¹
Turquanwhatever Republic
Joined June 2009
Silicon golems, we inscribe with magic spells, bringing them to life
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This is the regional order weāve helped build and fund to the tune of billions of dollars. The U.S. has actively undermined democratic movements in the Arab world for decades ā one of the great moral stains on America and its global role.
Important to remember that with the fall of Assad and the crippling of Iran's resistance axis, for the US's Middle East partners the key existential threat remains the same: Arab democracy.
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If you are interested in topics at the intersection of NLP, Cognitive Science, and Linguistics, please consider applying to the Georgetown PhD program. It's fully funded, and we have a lively ššŖ©šŗ interdisciplinary community on campus!
Also note that Georgetown is accepting applications for M.S. & Ph.D. in Computational Linguistics (core faculty: Ethan Wilcox @weGotlieb, Amir Zeldes, and myself). Announcement:
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campaigning with the cheneys and not expecting to get shot in the face? smh
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Quincy Jones RIP. Here he is reassuring an uncomfortable Dylan through his We Are The World performance.
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Yea good okay
The Harris-Biden Administration has cost the crypto industry $500 million in legal fees. Vote Trump and this goes to $0. Vote Harris and this will balloon to $ billions. Choose wisely.
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I got the vaccine for the fifth time and my 5G signal is better than ever
I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.
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Yall act like Iāve never seen an Aero before
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good god it came late this year BUT happy fucking YANKEES ELIMINATION DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Didnāt they try to do this last time and couldnāt even pull it off. Theyāve got nothing but hate and a tired old man living out his favorite film.
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Thank you @jon_speaks_ for bringing this to my attention
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Hot take: flags shouldnāt represent languages but if they do the closest one for English is š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ. š¬š§is a multilingual union.
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Well yea thatās what happens when you buy the food where they give the cows and chickens their own massage therapists or whatever
This cost me $175. I donāt care if you think Trump is āmeanā
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Honeybees are famous for working hard, but if you watch a hive, most of them spend a lot of time just chillin out on the honeycomb. So when people tell you you gotta "be a good worker bee".... now you know the secret to their work ethic. Secure housing, affordable food, & naps.
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The concentration in India is something that really hasn't been assimilated into the mainstream understanding of Roman history.
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Alrightāthis is extremely bad and a product of climate change, but itās not āastronomical.ā Astronomy is full of far greater horrors. Supernovae, gamma ray bursts, primordial black holes, the Great Red Spot. Donāt believe me? Ask a dinosaur how horrifying astronomy can get.
8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on
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This elected asshat Turnbull really said āIāll make pi = 3 and thereās nothing you can do about itā
When told the laws of mathematics made it impossible to design encryption to only keep good secrets, not bad ones, Turnbull said, "The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia": https://t.co/Dy7Byorut0 13/
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Putting on the sunglasses from They Live and just seeing this everywhere
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Right before this, the Brewers were up 2. It was looking bleak, bottom of the 8th. Pete missed a foul ball against the nets, and a Brewers fan in front row literally pointed at him and laughed in his face. The season was over The next inning Pete was up to bat and turned tide.
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Easy to miss the context on this one. Alonso might not be on the Mets next yearāheās up for free agency. Heās also been playing like shit for a few weeks. Every game, he looks like heās about to break down in tears. Last night he missed a hit because he tripped over his own bat
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