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Rach, Esq.

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Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her)

Boston, MA
Joined April 2011
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How your emails finds me
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Dentist said I need a retainer. First thought? Tell Twitter. This is what rock bottom looks like.
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RT @yeeeerika: i won't die on this hill but i will roll down it.
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Reading social cues at a third grade level.
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RT @traderjoeslut: don’t make fun of me if both our heights start with a 5.
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Who is Labubu and why do you people keep dragging me into it.
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RT @caitlin_mmm: Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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First radiation scan just dropped. I look like one of those bad dog drawings where the artist has never seen a dog.
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RT @KatieDeal99: My daughter just told me she got the “cutest dog book” from the library. What’s the book you may ask? Where The Red Fern G….
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Turns out “Groundbreaking” is an inspiring word for a startup but devastating one for an overweight stranger. The more you know.
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RT @nayele18maybe: You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.
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Time to play everyone’s favorite vacation game for the over-35 crowd:.Can I Poop Without My Morning Metamucil?.
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RT @deloisivete: garbage disposal: *exists*. tiny measuring spoon:
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RT @gullyvuhr: Matcha is latin for 13 dollar pond water.
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RT @keepcalm_lauron: live, laugh, love…. in these conditions???.
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Looks like the girls are fighting again. Happy July, America.
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RT @deloisivete: extreme heat warning: stay inside . me, who is always very inside anyway: you got it.
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Survived another week. Ew.
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Last night’s nightmares brought to you by: .✨packing and moving my house✨.
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RT @rava: I can read.
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RT @MtStHelensWA: I lava you all.
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