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Delusionally 21. Poet. Performer. MC. MD. GGMU. 🎈NeuroPsych Resident. #ChooseMentalHealth , #StopDrugAbuse 🔞. Also @poetclem . Creating @sharethyverse . ♻️
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@MrMekzy_
We have to kick harder against some kind of tweets here because it's no longer banter, rapists and predators and murderers are groomed here under the guise of anti feminism
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Nelson Mandela for just use that prison time learn barbing
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I never had lapalapa or any other skin issues as a child, it’s okay if you did tho💜
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I left Lagos where I was a top baller, hosting events and chilling with celebs every weekend to a town that doesn’t even have a cinema but you think I’m foolish?
No wahala, continue hustling backwards in the “land of opportunities”.
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OLA AINA🇳🇬
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@ScottieBeam
A very sore loser. Saw she had no chance and decided to play that trans card, knowing very well people will fly with it since it’s an African country involved
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Me as external examiner:
Hope you have friends among your juniors
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At least Israel DMW own na “my Oga”. Your lawyer husband Dey call person wey no be Jesus, “my Lord” 🤭
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@Algeria_FC
I feel sad for her, having your achievement discredited and debated and being referred to by the wrong gender and pronouns simply because you won over a cry baby who chickened out
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@kylesockwell
Sore losers. Disrespecting an athlete’s achievement by accusing them of unproven doping.
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You think it’s funny but some doctors can’t afford the care in the hospitals they work in
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I used to think as a Doctor, on glasses, with millitary background and connections, who be SARS? But omo the last time I saw them nearing me, I entered the nearest bus, I no even ask where e dey go. Their impunity knows no bounds!
#EndSARS
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@Rihanatsona
Westerners do this to all non western athletes, they are accusing the Chinese swimmers of doping because God forbid they are that good
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Omo SR just knowingly splashed blood of HIV exposed patient on my face and some entered my eyes. Just spoke to my family, how much should I ask for in damages?
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@aproko_doctor
Them size you up. Very painful something but I pity people who do this, you can lose your best customer just like that. Money is quiet sometimes
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You later took oath to join fraternity, your hands are stained with blood, you dey test for occult blood, Kenechukwu you later join cult o
Just saw my secondary school teacher that said I’ll end up as a cultist In the consulting ward today.
The woman couldn’t believe her eyes🤣🤣.
‘Kenechukwu you are now a Doctor. Our labour was not in vain’🤣🤣.
I feel so satisfied God. Never look down on anybody!!!!!!
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@Gilmoorre
Real life o. We were childish and no understand then but now omoooo we have to repay these sacrifices and make them proud aje
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@Nsukka_okpa
Quick question, while this was happening, did you ask him for PS1 for your birthday?
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Taking my oat tomorrow as I'm officially inducted into the Medical Profession. MBBS Lagos, 2018. I just wish it came Qu(i)aker.
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@saltoflifeeee
Una go Dey lie say una like poetic men when Una no get comprehension skills
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Patient told me her problem is spiritual and after listening to the history, omoooo I think so too but make we try Haldol first😭
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@meghaverma_art
So the first world businesses can’t pay living wages so innocent customers have to be hustled for the balance in the name of tips?
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@tomiwebstr
A big win for them last last. Time wey Nelson Mandela for use ball for Lagos e use am go prison for people that still chose to be colonised
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@nurskemi
I no even talk that stress part o, I was waking up by 5, spending good 3 hours in transit to work, getting home late, rinse and repeat. Here I wake up 8am and walk to work and get there on time
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RIP Dr Vwaere
RIP Dr Chinyere
RIP Dr Stephen “Sarutobi”💔
RIP Dr Uyi
RIP Those young medical students
Young promising doctors that lost their lives needlessly to the system.
Nigeria failed everyone of them and it could have been any one of us.
This is why we run!
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Olamide really gave us Fireboy, Asake and AG Baby, omoooooo
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Since 2020 when I start to earn as a doctor, one thing I know is I’ve been eating my money good, zero savings, zero debts, zero investment, I just Dey chop life dey go and I’m not sorry, gats Dey bribe myself not to off myself
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@_Pre_eminence
@ariyike_JJ
@TomieLagos
This. I kept telling my ex, I enjoy the gossip and I greet them well, but I’m not dating your friends and they are not my own friends, I don’t give 2 fucks
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@BamideleEnahoro
I’m sure people said he had a spending problem. No matter how much you earn. Rent in millions is just criminal for a young person
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My Med School hack was simple.
Know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little.
I passed all exams once this way.
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You don’t exist, your wife doesn’t exist, your Agba doesn’t exist. Bunch of kids with faceless accounts
You are a blabbing fool. All my 3 kids came into this world through CS.
She was on her feet after 3 hours. I was even scared for her. She took ibuprofen the entire time for pain.
Now get the FUCK out of my mention you roach!
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@dammiedammie35
Make Una thank God men don’t dress indecently because woman can’t actually control themselves more 😂
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Tweeting because life didn’t end when I wanted it to, I eventually finished medical school and I’m now specializing in helping people realize life doesn’t have to end to get better.
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@seaningle
Her father should be ashamed of her, she dishonoured him and is disrespecting her opponent, she's no warrior, just a sore loser
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@__IamTipTop
@walase_
Psychology remains the most interesting part of my training in Neuropsychiatry, always something to pick up about (sic), why we act the way we do
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@Letter_to_Jack
The perpetrator is currently in 200L, in his 20s, murdered sister in 2020, murdered his girlfriend is 2018, 6 years ago, likely a teenager then, probably 15 years old, a child.
Today’s rehabilitated “child” might be tomorrow’s serial killer. At least 2 lives would have been
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@IzzyOdeb
Honestly, after all that uproar to let a white woman win for the 18th time in about 20years, if I didn't know what it's like there, I would swear they still pick cotton for white people
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@Nsukka_okpa
So basically you and your parents had the same priorities and were working towards it together Abi?
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@Ikg_Ogaranya
Very true. But my advice is that if you have a place you can earn like Lagos outside Lagos, go there.
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@A_Abby_Abi
No wonder they fought her so much, I even thought it’s another black African woman they were fighting for, lo and behold, na colonizer 😭
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@victoriousEbube
They said it’s a spending problem. People that know what I’m talking about know, you can’t discipline your way out of the bills in that city
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@Gwazavictoria
“thank you very much I really appreciate” This woman was there when Buhari first rule
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@Letter_to_Jack
@PoliceNG
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The perpetrator is currently in 200L, in his 20s, murdered sister in 2020, murdered his girlfriend is 2018, 6 years ago, likely a teenager then, probably 15 years old.
Today’s rehabilitated “child” might be tomorrow’s serial killer.
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@instablog9ja
Classic dementia. A neurocognitive decline in memory and orientation sometimes due to aging. Common in the elderly, they are usually confused and disoriented especially at night or in dark or strange places. Contact her relatives and let them get her treatment, there’s a drug
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Guyyyys, I’ll be hosting my first space on
#CervicalCancerAwareness
tonight 🥺🥺🥺. Please tune in
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Remember..
Do not sexualize nurses
Nurses are not servants to any other profession or patients or their kin
Nurses undergo a rigorous professional training program and a being a qualified nurse is no easy feat
Nurses can never be rewarded enough, they do too much
RESPECT NURSES
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Omoooo this guy has really known loss, from his mom at a young age to his friends now his son. It’s never easy. You can tell he’s a very good kind person, my heart goes out to him honestly
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@stillgoji
I know she starts her day with Gulder to clear eye and ends Guiness to sleep better, she no Dey fit chop well if she no drink Hero
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@LeaguesReporter
How is this the work of the Nigerian Army??? With all the insecurity and suffering, Una turn barbers???
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@Just_Zulu
“I had to get 5G injected in my body and fight off 1 million boys, you are complaining because the internet is down”
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Know a little about a lot instead of a lot about a little.
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@ilynem
That's why he can never be president. President doesn't sympathise. Former VP heart goes out, current one organises meet and greet in Abuja
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Paid almost 75 000 to take the Hippocratic own, I don’t see the problem
Why will I go to a restaurant to eat oats ????
For 7,500.
Why ?
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@the_lazywriter
Too many red flags. Her boyfriend former house, her mum’s essay, throwing someone’s load in the rain, plus the tweet of refunding 290k but making sure it’s spent on repairs, deliberately wicked, it’s a no from me
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@Mochievous
At this point,who isn't Nigerian? Goes to show how much potential dies here daily
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@dammiedammie35
Them Dey discharge industrial waste from detergent production into your gutters, you put gospel soundtrack Dey thank God
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Let Doctors live their lives, na MBBS we get, we no kill person. Our personal and sex lives and dressing or hairstyles no go affect the stuff we dey move. Thanks.
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Sometimes I go just laugh myself then continue my clerking.
“Ma, the headache that is doing your enemy, when did it start?”
The fact that I’m even practicing medicine is so hilarious
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You forgot the A in ABCs of resuscitation, "Allow"
Person collapse for Ojuelegba under bridge and I went to help. They were tryna take off his shirt and poured him a bucket of water. I was tryna tell someone in the crowd why it's a bad idea and that I'm a doctor. The guy got back to consciousness and started coughing 💀
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Shout out to the HOs wey pursue blood
A team of LUTH Drs, anaesthetists & nurses delivered a woman with Covid19 of a baby girl this afternoon
40yr old mother & 3.3kg baby are doing fine
Our gratitude go to these gallant men & women & all warriors making d nation proud in d face of this scourge
#WeShallOvercome
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You go dey update "In the theatre", dey post scrub pics, them go dey feel you say "oshey Surgeon", them no know say you dey sleep while you siddon for ground until them shout "VICRYLLLLL"!
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@OneJoblessBoy
Mohbad really suffered true true, imagine your papa Dey move like opp. God no go make us use our loved ones demise blow
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@oku_yungx
if your trouser cut in public and she refused to help you get it fixed because she cant be seen with male trousers, how will you feel?
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@ItsAdey
Lol... Please.... Doctors are creatives too. I'm a medical doctor and one of the best performance poets of my generation (once rated among the top ten young poets from Africa). Also a creative consultant, a comedian, show host, former model and stylist, won multiple pageants
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A good percent of us don’t practice what we preach. We have the unhealthiest lifestyles from poor sleep to poor nutrition
What’s your take on doctors that would get you in a position like this?🌚 …my own plenty
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@Letter_to_Jack
@PoliceNG
@OgunPoliceNG
A serial killer? Omoooooo, there might be so many like that in this country but because of poor reporting and records and incompetent intelligence and investigation we might never know… chilling
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The best doctors in some specialties chose them because of lived experiences. Like a dermatologist who has had their own skin trouble or a psychiatrist who has previously been depressed. Such doctors are usually more empathetic and have an actual idea what you’re going through.
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