There is a video of a reporter asking Tinubu about the exchange rate during Buhari’s administration and Tinubu replied, “why are you worried about the exchange rate? Are you paid in dollars?”
That’s the dullard some of you voted into Aso Rock
GRV is a graduate of MIT and has worked with Franklin Ellis Architects in the UK. He is currently one of the most influential men in Nigeria at the age of 41. Seyi, you will lucky if any of your children were like him.
You now what I like about this Tinubu’s case, everything decided now will set a precedent. If the Judiciary decides to keep a criminal you like in power, one day a criminal you don’t like will use those exact rules to get into power and you won’t be able to complain.
OBIDIENTS you are still waiting for your 25% Abuja cut Abi…. Buhari don handover document and baton, make una dey play 😀😀😂🤣😂😂
FYI: you can drop your tears here 🧺
I read a book called “Outliers” and there was a section that talked about the constant Korean airline crashes in the 90s. Their planes were not crashing because the pilots were unqualified, or because the planes were not properly maintained. These planes were crashing because in…
Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict.
1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
The scary thing about this girl’s death is that there are people who believe her death was justified and they live amongst us like normal human beings.
So in Nigeria now, if you challenge qualification of a candidate before election, the court will say it’s a party issue. If you challenge after election, the court will say its pre-election matter. My law is rusty but God punish all these judges.
There was a time on Naija Twitter, a certain “lawyer” would have been tagged to this tweet and he will come and speak some jargons and claim his client will sue, blah blah blah. Turned out that certain “lawyer” is an estate agent 😭
Twitter is just one very big beer parlour.
We have the popular guys (influencers) who step in and everyone hails them.
We have the noise makers no1 listens to.
You can meet chicks here and shoot your shot.
We fight and break tables.
And sometimes the bar owner sends us out 😩
Otti was a mistake. An anomaly. Trust me, PDAPC will never let this happen in another state again. They will do everything to gate keep their power and make all of us think this governance thing is rocket science. Otti is exposing it in Abia. It will be extremely difficult for us…
This is insane. You are travelling with your heart in your mouth to go and tell people to vote the same party that is making you travel with your heart in your mouth.
After driving inside forest for about 1hour of the 2 hours drive from Agaei LG in NIGer, to the Glory of God we are finally back in Minna safely. The turnout in Agaei was powerful, they are ready to vote APC Insha Allah
I told my UK born friend that the vice president of Nigeria was the governor of the state Chibok girls were abducted. She asked me if everyone is normal in Nigeria 😂
This is the biggest enforcement Obi has gotten yet. Rejected by IPOB. Rejected by Miyetti Allah. Rejected by the political class. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you cannot see that this man is for us, you are blind.
Do you know how clueless you have to be that every policy you pushed during the first few months of your administration, you have reversed? All of them. Not one left. And they told us he has been preparing for this since 2008.
Today, I have directed the opening of Nigeria's land and air borders with the Republic of Niger and the lifting of other sanctions against Niger Republic with immediate effect in compliance with the decisions of the ECOWAS Authority of Heads of State and Government at its…
I lost my masters degree certificate. I just paid 25 pounds and it was sent to my doorstep. No court order, no hiring of SANS, no paying dumb influencers to convince people that I actually have a masters degree. Just 25 pounds. Does Tinubu need 25 pounds?
I have lived in the SW, the SE and the North. Of the 3 major tribes, the Igbos seem to know more about the other minority tribes than the others. When I was in the SW, I had people calling me Omo Igbo. They hadn’t even heard of my tribe. Some would even argue with me that I’m…
All of a sudden you all have standards when it comes to someone’s money? But when it comes to how government spends your money you give excuses for them. You people are the definition of bottom barrel and I’m glad you have the government you have. I hope APC remains in power…
Jokes apart.
If you are not a Nigerian and I show you this picture of what a Nigerian presidential candidate just donated in 2024, what will be your response?
Sincere answer please.
This man is 41 years old. Seyi Tinubu is 38. He is making policy suggestions to Seyi who holds no role in government, has no job and calling him “baba.” You people will serve this family for the rest of your lives. I’m disgusted
This Seyi Law is just too daft.
"Seyi Tinubu is the person I'm closest to in power."
Me - Which office is Seyi Tinubu occupying? Office of the first son.
Keep screenshoting.
Peter Obi cannot keep walking on eggshells for people that didn’t go to school. If you feel this tweet means support for the Ekweremadus you are the reason he needs to win. So you can go to school.
My family and I are with the Ekweremadu’s over their travail. We join all men of goodwill in praying for the healing of their daughter and commit them into God’s hand for justice to be done. -PO
Only the Igbo man ran on ethnic sentiments. The Yoruba man that said Emi Lokan did not. The northerner that said the north needs a northerner did not. It’s the man that said in every speech “don’t vote for me because I’m Igbo,” that did.
Wetin Igbo people do una?
What are you on? Obi was running on ethnic and religious sentiments, NO ONE would have stopped him, he wanted to become SE leader after losing, he has more bone to pick with SE political leaders than BAT and wanted to lord over them. Several meetings were held.
@MattWalshBlog
I can’t speak for other African tribes, but I can confirm no Nigerian tribe has a fluid notion of gender. It has always been Binary. First time I heard about fluid gender was from you Americans.
But if you look at Imam of Peace's first tweet about Buhari, his intention was not to drag him like that. He was just using Buhari to drag Pakistan's PM. I doubt he would have continued after that one tweet. It was when BMC rushed to respond that the Imam removed his shirt.
My respected elder brother. The difference between Tinubu is Buhari is that while Buhari has zero ideas, Tinubu actually has ideas but they are all terrible. So while Nigeria was on autopilot under Buhari, Tinubu is deliberately flying us into the ocean.
I expected Tinubu to be a failure. I knew he was going to fail. Woefully. But I didn't expect he'd fail this badly this quickly. I didn't expect him to be this out of his depth, this incompetent, this bereft of ideas.
I just wrote an open letter to the Governor on Public Procurement awards reported by LASG for the 2nd and 3rd quarters of 2023, highlighting a number of issues for further scrutiny and remedial action. Judicious use of public funds is always important, and is especially so now.
Because they spend tax payers money, they feel the need to give every detail of the illness. Buhari spent 8 years in London hospitals and Keyamo and co. argued that we didn’t have the right to know what was wrong with him
Let me predict what will happen.
One APC big man will see this and pay for his medication. Might even buy him one year’s supply.
He will see this as reward for supporting Tinubu then start singing Tinubu’s praise again.
He will forget that the root problem has not been solved and…
You are from Rivers state and you live in Abuja. Your PVC could not stop Wike from keeping your state under his pocket and couldn’t stop the LP sweep in Abuja but it’s Lagos you want to raise shoulder.
I don’t want to sound like a total d*ck but God will punish all of you if you don’t maintain this level of respect for soldiers killed on the battlefield from now onwards.
This man could have purchased a VIP seat like all the other politicians but decided to stay with the fans. Peter Obi might be everything good, but he’s also a really astute politician.
Had my university in the south east. Supported Buhari and APC with my full chest. Watched the election result in a room full of people. Rejoiced like a mad man when Buhari won. Only thing I was told was “you no know wetin you support.” And they were right. Two years later, Buhari…
How is Dipo a dangerous man? You clearly don’t know what is wrong with you..Do you know that in the south-East you need the grace of God to declare your political affiliation with APC?
“The 72 Virgins of Paradise Will Have No Menstruation, Saliva, Mucus, or Excrement; Each Man Will Be Given the Sexual Strength of 100 Men combined”
— Ahmad Khadoura, Gaza Islamic Scholar.
Nobody hates accountability like Nigerians. Honestly, the only reason why we keep reminding you people is so you can draw a straight line from your electoral choices to what’s happening to you now so you don’t make the same mistake in future. But you lots are so blockheaded you…
I have never seen people who “won” an election be this miserable. You people achieved your dream! Tinubu is in Aso Rock (or France) and yet you people are so unhappy, attacking a man constantly for just living his life. Na wa
You can never gaslight us to be reckless with our struggles.
Your grandfathers that did not count the cost of war before bragging about it ended up with death from kwashiorkor in the thousands.
Your warlord that bragged about how no army in Africa can defeat him ended up…
They didn't protest ASUU strike.
They didn't protest insecurity.
They didn't protest Leah Sharibu and all those in Boko Haram custody.
They didn't protest job loss recorded across the country.
But they protest US embassy giving Atiku Visa.
I am embarrassed for these idiots.
Go to your backyard, cut sugar cane, chew it and spit it in your Garri. It’s more healthy anyway. All these processed sugar isn’t good for your health.
Do you know Nigeria has a cancer problem?
Do you know Nigeria has only 7 radiotherapy machines?
Do you only 2 of these 7 works?
Do you know a radiotherapy machine costs 3 million dollars?
Do you know the Abacha loot that is being shared can buy at least 100 radiotherapy machines?
I will respect you more if you came out clean to say you voted for him based on tribe or the Muslim-Muslim ticket. But you see those that said they voted for him because they thought he was competent? That’s folly I can’t forgive.
I apologize to you
@thepamilerin
on behalf of my Brother and Artist
@Peruzzi_VIBES
he was wrong for putting his hands on you but pple need to realize that we Artist are human beings and we see everything! You said some harsh words too my brother and sometimes this thing dey pain!
Boko Haram will kill you, police will kill you, leaders will starve you to death, lecturers will frustrate you, NYSC will kill you, joblessness will kill you.
Everything in Nigeria is out to kill you.
I'm tired.
Funny how Hisbah is catching people working hard to earn a honest living but have never caught one actual criminal. If these men decide to cut their hair and proceed to burn someone to death for blasphemy, Hisbah will look the other way. Sharia ladies and gentlemen.
I want to point out that no matter how vile Peter Obi supporters are on Twitter, they haven’t killed or maimed anyone. So I’ll take their vile tweets over killer supporters any day. Have a nice day everyone
Peter Obi is not president but you will never see him call APC supporters names. This man is calling people he’s supposed to preside over clowns. Calling your own citizens clowns. He’s an actual fool who deserves no respect
VIDEO: Those celebrating Naira’s Fall On Twitter Are Clowns -Shettima
Vice President Kashim Shettima has expressed his disappointment with Nigerians who find amusement in the depreciation of the Naira against the dollar, labeling them as 'clowns.'
Shettima made this known…
I just departed for Egypt on a 3-day visit as part of my detailed study of comparable countries to Nigeria. In Egypt, I am expected to understudy, among others, the Egyptian Power Sector, Education, Planning and Finance Sectors. -PO
Peter Obi’s first act as president should be to go personally to the DSS headquarters and supervise the clearing of that building. Everybody from the head to the cleaners needs to go. What a useless agency.
DSS DISCOVERS PLOT TO STAGE VIOLENT PROTESTS IN THE COUNTRY
The Department of State Services (DSS) hereby informs the public that it has uncovered plans by some elements in parts of the country to stage violent protests in order to discredit the Federal Government and security…
Imagine Obi was president and he comes on Twitter space to talk to Nigerians as the “Twitter influencer” that he is. Now imagine you request the mic and lay out this your problem DIRECTLY to the president of Nigeria, don’t you think it’ll be solved over night? But keep tweeting.…
📢 THIS IS ME CALLING FOR HELP AS A DROWNING POULTRY FARMER! 🌱
I am putting this out purposely to publicly ask for help in terms of quick business loan,support or investment fund to safe my over 15 million Naira investment in Ottab Farms Ltd in the last 6 month
#Thread
PLZ RT
This “buy made in Nigeria goods” statement is actually one of the dumbest things people say today. No one goes to the market to purchase goods/services because they are patriotic and want Nigeria to grow. Everyone wants to satisfy their needs and will consider two things when…
At the end of Tinubu’s 4 years, you illiterates will hear IGR and run like mad men. The people that have convinced all of you that IGR (which is basically the amount of taxes government can collect) is a measure of economic development has actually fried your brains.
We do wealth by association in Nigeria. My tribe has this billionaire and so my tribe is better than yours. My tribe has the president. My tribe has minister for this and that. After boasting, we go back to our sad little lives with no light and no food. We are very funny
Started the tweet with “Our people were kidnapped and killed.” And then ended it with “we will punish them by voting against Peter Obi.”
So you will punish us by voting the same nonsense that has ensured that your people are kidnapped and killed? Arewa influencers 😭😭😭
Our people were kidnapped & killed, Peter Obi supporters mocked us.
Yesterday, there was an explosion in Ibadan, the same people made fun of the victims and mocked them.
2027 will come, and we will punish your stupidity by voting against Peter Obi.
All the Agbado people saying they supported Obi and only started supporting Tinubu because of Obidients. Not because they discovered Peter Obi was bad or Tinubu was better. Simply because of Obidients. Sometimes I believe these people think this is Big Brother.
I am a Nigerian Muslim born and brought up in Nigeria! No one, I repeat no one has ever taught me to kill or hate anyone.
My father was an imam, and we were taught not to even kill ants!
My neighbors till date are Christian’s (family of 5) whenever the parents are going out, they…
After supporting the same party that plunged us into this mess you come here to for moral superiority. You are indirectly the cause of late Nabeeha’s death. You and all of you that ensured APC retained power. Don’t come here with this stupid emotional blackmail.
As an average Nigerian, if you have refused to lend your voice for the rescue of Late Nabeeha’s 5 other sisters, know that you are no different from the government and security operatives you always call-out and castigate.
Insecurity affects all of us directly or indirectly! Let…
This is why Nigerian celebrities will never speak up against Nigerian government. The status quo favours them and who wants to take food out of their mouth? Imagine Peter Obi carrying Toke Makinwa to Dubai to flex 😭😭😭😭
It took El Rufai just 10mins to break down the problems of the Power sector and point out some viable solutions to the problems of the power sector in Nigeria.
Again, I don’t stan Rubbish.
The candidate you claimed to campaign for exposed someone in his circle stole money and somehow you didn’t see that as a sign that you did not make a mistake? Are you people really this daft?
Ongoing removal of illegal properties built on the drainage channel along System 1 midstream (Odo Iyalaro - Ojota - Ogudu reach).
#ZeroToleranceLagos
#CleanerLagos
So you people have decided to hate on Argentina president because he’s cutting cost of governance in his own country? This does not even have anything to do with Nigeria. Are you people cursed?
Who among those media bandits reported this guy taking the commercial flight to reduce the cost of governance? Have they also reported this New Year's Eve escapade of the Argentinian president? Peter Obi of Argentina.
Corrupt Saraki loses, accepts defeat graciously. incorruptible Tinubu buys votes with 2 bullion vans, you praise him. Rochas, Amaechi and Akpabio want to burn down their respective states because they can't be gracious in defeat, you praise them. Yet you are the "Progressive."
This man has achieved in less than a year what 8 years of Buhari plus one year of Tinubu could not. Keep listening to those that say you need 2000 years for you to start feeling the effect of policies.
Argentina's monthly inflation rate:
December: 25.5%
January 2024: 20.6%
February 2024: 13.2%
Argentina also just recorded its 1st budget SURPLUS in 12 years (of $589M)
Milei was inaugurated 3 months ago
Was a Buharist in 2015 and Omojuwa was my leader. I thought he was fighting for us. Realizing how terrible Buhari is and the strange silence of my leader, I tweeted at him to ask why he was now a football analyst. That was the day baba blocked me. 😭😭😭😭