I'd rather be real and make you hate me then be fake just so you'll love me.

I find your lack of tuna disturbing…

I've finally figured it out, the meaning of life is food

Sorry but you’ll never convince me to turn on notifications for 𝕏. I come here by my own volition, I don’t need to be summoned.

My toxic trait is that I’m certain I can do your bosses job better than they can.

I should have never stopped taking those Flintstone vitamins.

Maybe somewhere out there in a secret govt lab a little baby pig is flapping it's wings for the first time. You don't know.

We are all the same thing - Awareness with a choice.

Listening to some of my favorite songs are hard especially knowing that the singer hates people like me and wishes we were not on this earth anymore. Fucking celebrities really need to keep their mouths shut. Can we put a muzzle on them similar to the one Hannibal Lector had?

Crush on me. Crush on me hard.

I smell of maple and cinnamon. Canadians should love me right now.

You ever have so much caffeine you can feel your heart beating in your ears

No thanks, I'd rather catch rabies... At least there's a shot for that

Happy Friday! I put on my special plumping lip gloss. Can you tell? Do they look plumpy? 😂😂

It's raining and all I can think of is drowning.

Time to pull a LOT of rabbits out of the hat

Longing to be someone's muse

I was looking over my Twitter ledger. Nope, don't owe you nothing.

Peace is the final form of strength.

Putting a follow limit on accounts is completely ridiculous 😒