Pablo de muerte
@ralph_maple
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making me a space in the back of your brain
Golden Ho Saloon
Joined July 2019
Welcome to your 40s, you donβt recognise more than half the contacts in your phone.
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Whatever, you don't fucking know me, fucking tea bag fortune cookie
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some nights i dream of bites and bruises
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Time to get up and see how many donut holes I can fit in my mouth
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If I'm drinking tea while in the tub does that make me tea?
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Guess I'll have a bath and tea. *Eyeroll and jerk off motion
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A heart filled with love and a purse filled with honey ham
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Just spat gum out the car window if you're looking for a badass.
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You know who's fun at parties? Reply guys who think every tweet is about them.
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*ties a single red balloon to the nearest sewer drain Well, guess I'm done decorating for Halloween.
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The monkey scene has lived rent free in my head for more than 30 years. π
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