People who deserve to be in prison (probably a thread that will go on for years) ABDeP Johnson -manslaughter, theft, possibly treason. R Sunak - Theft Matt Hancock - Manslaughter M Mone - Theft P Vennells - Perverting the Course of Justice, Theft N Farage- Treason

#LeeAnderson banging on about #Reform MPs now being the Magnificent Seven. 1 more, and they'll be The Hateful Eight, which fits them better.

A break from politics and all the bickering. A solitary swan, making it's way around Haslar Creek, adjacent to the former HMS Hornet, now the Joint Service Sailing Centre.

I'm calling it. You're not Harriet Tyce.

I first heard of the Gonz was in a book by @MarkUrban01. I got to meet him a few years later, first in a pub, and later properly when he was a PSAO with the TA. Impressive, modest, professional. (Disclaimer. I wasnt on The Balcony l, but he was) https://t.co/JFxkkzjTJ8

This won't mean much to you unless you're A. Old B. Wore a non standard coloured beret C. Know who he is But today, someone said to me that Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Mike Vining at night. @BlastingThrough

It's a year and four days since I had my replacement knee removed, and a temporary knee put in its place. Today is a year since an artery burst. I still can't walk unaided. But I haven't stopped walking.

"Marche. Même quand ça fait mal. Même quand personne n’applaudit. Parce que s’arrêter n’a jamais été une option." The above was something told to me nearly forty years ago, at a point in my life when I was at the end of my abilities, at the very end of my willpower.

This is the only account I have on here. It’s the only account the farm show has on here. All the others are fake.

Gary Oldman. Never in the history of the world has one man been more grateful for the invention of the letter R.

Nine years ago today, Wetherspoons in Gosport put me off steak.

I'm not a politician. I work in criminal justice. So, not a political expert- But less than four years ago, this woman was appointed Prime Minister by her (then) party. Things are far from ideal now, but we dodged many bullets from this dangerously deluded woman.

There's a lot of "patriots" wanting our Prime Minister arrested by Donald "Epsteins Mate" Trump. These are largely the same people who wanted Brexit because they didn't want foreign interference. 100 years ago, they'd have been hanged for treason.

"I decided to spend the evening with a perjurer, convicted fraudster, and a multiple convicted stalker. No, I don't know what I was thinking, but then it's not my strong point. We ate gammon for our main course"

up to the day he died, I always knocked on his door before I walked in. @Exploding_Heads

a touch (ahem) screen wasn't a good idea. He would, well, run out of hands. (The mechanics of pensioner self abuse is a complex issue) So I bought him a cheap netbook, and had THE most awkward conversation in my life, namely explaining Google and Pornhub to my dad. Also, right

cost of such... communications. I thought about things for a day or two, and thought "the man has needs", so I thought about buying him a tablet or iPad for such occasions as to when the mood would take him. Then I thought about his limitations. He was semi paralysed, so

bloody fortune. God knows what he talked about, as his main subject to everyone else was MK8 torpedoes and diesel engines. I put a parental block on my dad's phone, which was odd, and had the second most awkward conversation in my life with my dad, explaining the prohibitive

December 2017, my bill arrives.... and it's £200 more than normal. I'm about to ring EE and dispute it, when I check a few numbers. Turns out dad had discovered Babestation, and was phoning the clothes averse & writhing ladies in the middle of the night, which was costing a

Dad story, what with it being Christmas and all. Some of you know this horror story. For an easier life, I put mum and dad's phones on to my contract which meant I didn't have to worry about them not having enough credit to call each other. So far, so good.

I do love the ability to screenshot an offence like this. I do also think you need to think about how what you post publicly reflects on you to any employers.