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Akimbo. Has never locked the replies. @tadpr0le .bsky.social, cancer haver, shit talker. Cashapp $McHimbo, Venmo @/McHimbo.

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McHimbo™️
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Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
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The fact that cops can take a still from a video and identity a partial tee shirt logo and track it to Etsy to find the person who set a police car on fire should tell you that it’s not that they couldn’t find your stolen property, they just don’t work for you.
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Love that this is becoming a trend
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My pinned. This is my second biggest
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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Liberals can’t wait to let their misogyny show when they think they can get away with it.
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@GRITCULT No it isn’t give me a break. My mom used to feed me McDonalds as a treat and I’m still here @ 47
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@WakeSheriff What a surprise
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Normalize telling petty tyrants to go fuck themselves
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My mom’s house and car got broken into several times when I was a kid. My bike got stolen. Cops were called, and the only thing we ever got back was the bike, stripped, because someone tipped mom off and we drove over there and confronted the thief. Cops never helped.
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@ianimal69 “Communism is just people who don’t want to work” I shout as I try to make a career out spending an hour a night on stage telling a crowd of people the weakest recycled Twitter dunks
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I think the story is the sex trafficking but good headline 👍
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For everyone surprised...yes:
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The masks are just FLYING off today jfc
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@ServusJC Purple haired girl shot you down, huh?
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Lot of people debating whether these (or any of them) are real. who care 🤷‍♂️
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Is there any lower form of life than “debt collector”?
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Stop calling them “centrists”, they’re the Weinstein-Epstein wing of the Democratic Party
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For everyone saying, “aCkSHullY sOMeoNE dId Go tO jAIl” yeah, one accountant 4 years later, psshht
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@tadpr0le @carterforva something was done recently but it took a LONG ASS time
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Wild how every time there’s some major geopolitical events going down the pentagon starts talking about UFOs
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McHimbo™️
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All I’m saying is that if a teacher ever “inspected” my child’s genitalia that teacher would get their fucking legs broken
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McHimbo™️
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I don’t doubt that good managers exist. The company I work for now has been almost otherworldly in their willingness to help me out with multiple issues in the past few months that required absences. That’s not what this is about
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@JxNxTHxNL You’re not built different, you’re just well-trained
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Jfc there is no end to it
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@EclecticHams I've tried to grab every bag literally since I was a child helping my mom unload the car. This comic dude doesn't exist
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@EW Lmao this is like an endorsement of Ryan Reynolds are you kidding me?
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Apparently I was misinformed by articles that linked one journalist to the Panama Papers. I’m not sure what all the connections here are, but this person was part of the team that broke the story and won a Pulitzer for their work:
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Bastian Obermayer
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@tadpr0le Our brave and brillant colleague Daphne Caruana Galizia did not brake the story, she was not even part of the panama papers team. She had her own sources and was obviously dangerous to power. Malta misses her badly. We miss her badly.
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For everyone saying this isn’t particularly original...yes:
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@tadpr0le YES. I can never not remember! Mostly because of these tweets! So, thank you? I guess?
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@WhackNicholson Now is as good a time as any to acknowledge that some people adopt an identity solely because it allows them to skirt accountability and blame the wrong people for horrific acts
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This is dark af and possibly a confession to a crime? If it's a crime, I wonder when the statute of limitations runs out because if it's today I think I'm just going to go lie under my bed until the flying monkeys stop shrieking
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@ianimal69 You should incorporate that into your act
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McHimbo™️
4 years
Wow. We got one $1200 check and a middle finger. Richest country on the planet.
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ABC News
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French government to continue paying up to 84% of salaries for furloughed workers "until next summer" due to prolonged economic fallout from the coronavirus pandemic.
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@FoodProfessor Yes. Every single one of these stores crying about shoplifting are posting record profits while they deny their employees a livable wage and benefits. Zero sympathy
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This being posted by the literal richest man on earth has got to kill off irony once and for all, yeah?
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@lilplantmami Boy you said you like spending mornings with your husband and twitter wasn’t having any of that, lol
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Oof, even his actual followers are like “wtf man, they’re kids they deserve a toy”. Crashing and burning
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@danglinghemmie Naming my kid Tyrion and swearing it’s a family name from the old country
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@votebleach2020 For real. I understand where people are coming from when they say “don’t post pictures” but it’s also up to everyone to tell the story the media won’t. If you’re going to go, please be safe and cover up. Wear a plain long-sleeve shirt and cover your face and tats
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The only HRC tweet I will love until my dying day
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Weird to me how when Ferguson, Standing Rock, and Occupy were brutally crushed under Obama, liberals were tying themselves in knots to explain how Obama didn’t control local police, private security forces, etc. But now that it’s Trump...it’s all him. He’s orchestrating it all.
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Protesting is when you do it quietly enough that we can ignore it...otherwise we’re sending in the cops to crack your skulls. VOTE!!!
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Joe Biden: "Rioting is not protesting. Looting is not protesting. Setting fires is not protesting."
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@jakeshieldsajj Tell me you've never understood what RATM was really about without telling me...
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@FromKulak You say this like you are certain you would rank among the aristocracy. I wonder how you would feel if the crotch lottery gave you “serf” instead of “lord”
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@Universe__Lover I’m going with chud because I’ve never heard of a shoplifter doing something like this or even similar to this in almost 48 years on this planet
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McHimbo™️
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Everything I have learned about this woman has been completely against my will, but watching this video really makes me question wtf people find funny about this?
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speaking of colleen ballinger (sorry) i cannot believe this video of hers is still up
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I see we've reached the stage of midterms where the Democrats are working overtime to get as many Green Party candidates kicked off the ballot as possible
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McHimbo™️
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I cannot tell you how much I don’t care about you thinking this is fake. There are too many people in this thread saying “yup, I wish I still had the screenshots of what my manager said to me”. Maybe you’ve just led a charmed life and never had to deal with this kind of abuse?
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Thinking about all the Ferguson protest leaders who wound up dead under mysterious circumstances
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@JoeKing22854424 Still saving up for your blue check?
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@jpawgmafia @HTTP_Lovecraft The stock market is just a mood ring for rich people
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@notkristiane That’s supposed to be A5 Wagu and looks more like boiled ham covered in spray paint
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Doing research
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Can’t believe it’s 2021 and people on the left are still listening to Cenk Uygur
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If you were wondering where all the creationists went they’re all in this thread proving once again why “debating” stupid people is a waste of time
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PSA: guys, it’s not your height preventing you from from getting laid
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Lmao the “original” Tesla Roadster was literally just a Lotus Elise with an electric motor swap
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Remember when Trump was definitely not going to leave office and he was going to establish a dictatorship and then he left office and all these Very Serious charges were going to be filed and he was definitely going to jail and none of that happened either?
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@AugustTakala Cry me a river
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@atrupar Ginsburg could have retired in 2009 with a Democratic POTUS and a Democratic majority in both houses. She was first diagnosed with cancer in 1999. Stop blaming the powerless for the hubris of powerful people.
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@MZanona This woman has 100% gotten a service worker fired
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Kinda personal this one
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I maintain my position that what liberals really want is a monarchy.
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Welp, my CT came back. Probably cancer. I’m going to be admitted for a couple of days so they can run tests. Possibly metastasized to my liver. I think I’m dying, lol
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@Stephon_Dingle @wjz “Suspect was unarmed “. Fixed it for you
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RIP Colin Powell, you will be missed
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@stillgray Joe Biden is not the president of Malaysia
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Hey remember the kids in cages? What ever happened to them? Been pretty quiet on that front for awhile now
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@ianimal69 Someone told me you were from cumtown. I don’t listen to podcasts but I guess this is irony then? Still weak, sorry
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She actually did the meme
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Wow, that’s gotta be at least tens of people.
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Jennifer Epstein
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Crowd awaiting Biden and Harris outside the school where they’ll be speaking soon.
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Remember when bodycams were going to result in more accountability? Yeah, me neither
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Body camera video shows officer saying "you shouldn't be able to breathe" moments before jailed man's death
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@HoratioSkald Damn Amy Poehler wildin
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@daundeadpyro @Phoenix2A_1980s @GRITCULT I don’t eat junk food all the time. Maybe twice a week. What *I had a problem with was the classification of feeding your children…even junk food…as “”child abuse”.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better video of ball lightning this is very cool
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@drjackrasmus @valleyboyboy @TweetyMctwat No he means what he said. He’s in a bad spot and he doesn’t need you correcting him. This is a real risk and people need to understand it before they jump feet first into something they’re not really ready for.
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@partyrocker42O @AlanRMacLeod It's about $11 in Utah
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@witchofwaxhaw “you go squirrel” is exactly what i needed to hear, ty BIC
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@ianimal69 No, correct. Your act is self-limiting in that anyone who doesn’t already know you has no choice but to take what you say at face-value. Like myself for instance. Because your act is nothing but an endless string of “in jokes”. Get better material
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Idk. Maybe try writing tweets that don’t suck?
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Elon could bite the head off of a kitten and 400 stans would jump into your mentions to loudly wonder what the kitten did do deserve it, guaranteed
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Welp. It’s malignant and has metastasized to my liver. I’ll speak to the oncologist tomorrow morning
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McHimbo™️
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This mfr looks like he got bit by a zombie and hid it from his friends
@erikstrobl
Erik Strobl 🦝
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good afternoon
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@everydaycaitlin @ewarren Imagine still writing this weird fanfic for a politician who couldn’t place 2nd in their home state.
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