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34. Leftist. Tech SEO. Tech guy. Gun guy. Lockpicker. Stray animal rescuer. Cook. Harmonic oscillator. @HTTPS_Lovecraft
Memphis, TN
Joined April 2018
Mina grew 20 grams in 12 hours and spent an hour this morning going psycho mode, full zoomies. She was then too sleepy to leave the quarantine room and socialize with the other pets. Well played, Mina.
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The Onion understands me.
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I've been murdered
Mina was 1 pound on the dot when she got here a week ago. You could feel her spine and pelvis poking through her skin, and now you can't feel either. Her fur is a lot less thin too. Great job, Mini Mina.
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How are people still this stupid
BREAKING: Gunman in Atlanta was targeting CDC headquarters because he believed the COVID vaccine made him sick - CNN.
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At this rate of growth, in exactly one year, she will weigh 3,665,531.63 pounds, which is about on par with NASA's Artemis 1 rocket (unfueled) or the entire Large Hadron Collider at CERN.
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Mina was 1 pound on the dot when she got here a week ago. You could feel her spine and pelvis poking through her skin, and now you can't feel either. Her fur is a lot less thin too. Great job, Mini Mina.
I scream you scream we all scream for no fucking reason
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"Women are defined by their sex organs. Infertile women are faulty. I'm a feminist, by the way.".
@ChoralSymphony @fofo475 If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman.
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Difficult to overstate how insanely bad this is.
BREAKING: President Trump says he will be imposing a 100% tariff on all semiconductors coming into the US.
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Mina has discovered the internal windows to her quarantine room. Innovating whole new places from which to scream.
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I also know his employers showed him this video. Idk why that makes it so satisfying, but it does.
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Update, I found this man's first and last name and someone who knows him. He got fired. No cops involved, I'm not insane, but let's experience some consequences. 👍.
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I scream you scream we all scream for no fucking reason
Mina weighs 15% more since she arrived Friday afternoon. She's going through 2-3 small cans of kitten food a day. We also just spent 10 minutes working on hand-eye coordination by popping little scurrying mice on my phone. She's a gamer.
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what picture are u using to defend your pure and gentle soul card?.
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Mike's soft, flaccid, floppy, squishy, disappointing lemonade.
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Please get and solve a real problem, or find someone with a real problem and help them. I am begging you.
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It's okay to love bad songs. It's okay to hate good songs. What is a good or bad song? Who the fuck cares. Leave judging others' tastes in music back in middle school. Music is entirely subjective. Please find new discourse holy shit.
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Also she left quarantine for a little while to meet a couple dogs and a cat. The boys didn't give a shit, but the girls licked Mina a bunch. I told them they had to be nice, gentle, and careful, and they were. Good dogs.
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Mina weighs 15% more since she arrived Friday afternoon. She's going through 2-3 small cans of kitten food a day. We also just spent 10 minutes working on hand-eye coordination by popping little scurrying mice on my phone. She's a gamer.
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