Phoeni𝕏 2A 🇺🇸
@Phoenix2A_1980s
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Musician. Meme plug. Animal Rescue. Anti-BS AF.
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Joined July 2023
That feeling when you just ruined your life in a single bet:
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Put this goofy MF'er in the clink where he belongs. We already bullied him into not running for Guv'nah again. Now I need to see perp walks. Dance your way into the cell, you 🧚
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Imagine being p*ssed off because a narco terrorist is facing justice. Womp womp
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The footage of the Swiss ski resort fire is actually terrifying AF. The fact that some people are so desensitized to actual danger, and would rather film it and sing and dance around the fire, rather than leave ASAP or do something about it, though? Sheeeesh. 40 people gone,
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On today's episode of "Absolute Garbage Human": A Karen traps a disabled man on the sidewalk by blocking the handicap ramp, then proceeds to call him a "waste of space" Pure 🗑️
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You can be the hero, or you can be the villain in ARC Raiders To hell with these clankers, it's us versus them 💯
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"Make it sound like my old lady's cat" "Which one?" "The tabby" 😂
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Welp. 👇
Friendly reminder that court filings show Brian Krassenstein is a slumlord who evicted a tenant with children in 2015 because the tenant complained that the home’s AC unit was broken during the sweltering Fort Myers, Florida, summer heat. Krassenstein took the $4,000 he promised
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The year hasn't even started yet and Antifa is already out here getting molliwopped in the streets Lord have mercy 😂😭
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Happy New Year from Phoenix and Family 🥳 Here's to a great 2026. Stay safe tonight, guys. If you're drinking, be responsible. 💯 Sayonara 2025 👋
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