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lockefluencer, licensed kilmologist • currently: community manager @patrickhwillems • previously: the class room @moreperfectus , co-head @calorumcookbook

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9 months
most important images ever taken of me
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2 years
Author’s Note: hey guys!! sorry i haven’t posted in AGES life has been crazy ^.^
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A new chapter of the “Epic of Gilgamesh”is revealed when the fragment of TABLET V was finally recovered. It was written in Standard Babylonian and dates back to Neo-Babylonian period (626-538 BC), according to researchers. #archaeohistories
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@msmegalodon
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10 months
two sides of the same “i’m an actor” coin
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11 months
really enjoyed the coming out metaphors in across the spiderverse
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10 months
speaking of colleen ballinger (sorry) i cannot believe this video of hers is still up
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1 year
i mean this with no malice in my heart, but after finally watching more 80s and 90s popcorn movies and seeing how comparatively beautiful they are, i don’t think i will be able to return to my mcu journey. they’re nigh unwatchable to me
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3 years
i found ao3 fic titles for every lyric of a thousand years by christina perri
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do we have a good replacement for the word “goon” now that it’s no longer used to mean bumbling henchman
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@msmegalodon
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having to clean THAT theater at 6 in the morning should qualify you for active duty military discounts
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3:15am dune 2 you sickos
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@msmegalodon
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1 year
no movie has ever done an underwater scene better than top secret’s bar fight
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@msmegalodon
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3 months
imnotthefirstguywhofellinlovewithawomanthathemetatarestaurantwhoturnedouttobethedaughterofakidnappedscientistonlytolosehertoherchildhoodloverwhoshelastsawonadesertedislandwhothenturnedoutfifteenyearslatertobetheleaderofthefrenchunderground
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What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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i must say that now having seen dune 2, i’m convinced. austin butler has the val kilmer juice. he has my blessing to go forth and helm heat 2
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10 months
@SiddhantAdlakha basically all you need to know. but also that millions of children thought she was the funniest person in the world
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@msmegalodon
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1 year
i’ve seen people angry at animation guild writers for not striking as well, so i wanted to say that secondary strikes are illegal in the US!
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Note: The writers behind the revival are under the Animation Guild hence why they are not on strike.
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my favorite party trick is showing people that they sampled the volleyball scene audio in top gun 1986 for the beach football scene in top gun maverick
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@msmegalodon
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2 years
self-proclaimed superhero movie haters when the spiderverse sequel is announced:
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8 months
comic book movie fans keep getting successfully manipulated into harassing martin scorsese for saying things like "movies that mean things should get made too" and it's so embarrassing
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@msmegalodon
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10 months
@TheEricGoldman imagine if you were in middle school and people were constantly doing an impression of her all day every day. welcome in my world as an 11 year old
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3 months
one of the funniest jokes in a movie last year. perfect timing no notes
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10 months
@DrawsTom don’t worry! it gets more racist after the 2 second mark!
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11 months
there’s not enough terminal actor brain happening anymore. one time val kilmer said he understood what it was like to fight in a war better than real life veterans. i wanna hear more indefensible bizarre shit like that
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@msmegalodon
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2 years
obsessed with whatever jamie lee curtis is doing on instagram rn
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i must say that now having seen dune 2, i’m convinced. austin butler has the val kilmer juice. he has my blessing to go forth and helm heat 2
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@msmegalodon
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1 year
i still want to get through at least until infinity war, but the grayness gets more and more unbearable the more times i rewatch Heat 😔
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2 years
tuckered out sleepyhead moodboard
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3 months
was reminded of this. thank god i can be proud of my legacy
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@msmegalodon
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9 months
plot is nowhere near the most important aspect of a movie. i do not understand the idea that everything in a movie must further its plot!
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@msmegalodon
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1 year
@hyzkoa you can get none of the military propaganda, all the scientific silliness, and three times as much charisma and color from martha coolidge’s 1986 masterpiece Real Genius as you can from any marvel movie imo
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5 months
DIVA DOWN!!! it’s the anniversary of this video
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5 months
how come my cat looks like paul giamatti in the holdovers
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just experienced a life-changing double feature
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neighborhood genius brought a colander to the eclipse and we are all huddled around it pointing
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dropout is consistently making a case for itself as the american answer to those british panel comedy shows where a bunch of comedians just kind of hang out
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🎦Now presenting: the trailer for Dropout's new show, Smartypants 🗣️Premiering April 25th - only on @dropout 🐖👖 #Smartypants
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dimension 20 fan spaces are so funny bc it’s always the people with usernames like “rizgukgakfan4life” bringing up complex critiques of the show’s perpetuation of orientalist tropes while firstname lotsofnumbers #5 is replying out of nowhere to tell them they’re not a real fan
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1 year
embarrassing to admit that i am not used to dimension 20 being a popular and influential show that people have heard of
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@msmegalodon
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2 years
He was never supposed to be Jinchuriki. He never asked for the burden of the Nine-Tails. He lived after it sent his father and mother to an early grave. But for the last thirty years, he has been Our rock. Our strength. Our stay. Our Hokage. He has devoted his life to Konoha.
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She was never supposed to be Queen. She never asked for the burden of the Crown. She watched as it crippled her father and sent him to an early grave. But for the last seven decades, she has been Our rock. Our strength. Our stay. Our Queen. She has devoted her life to service.
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@msmegalodon
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9 months
very interesting how many prominent white writers have gone by asian pen names for many years, often facing no consequences. akira yoshida (c.b. cebulski), david wong (jason pargin), yi-fen chou (michael derrick hudson), the list goes on
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4 years
they removed cat taylor swift's finger fur! #CatsMovie
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5 years
My therapist: You need to stop fixating on Cat Taylor Swift’s finger fur. It's not real and it can't hurt you. Cat Taylor Swift’s finger fur:
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1 year
any system where destroying art is more profitable than sharing art is a broken system
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3 years
Joseph Gordon-Levitt logging onto Twitter:
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1 year
ok i have no idea why this is doing numbers but please watch this Locke (2013) edit i made a couple years ago, reuploaded for your viewing pleasure
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this is such an odd way to frame the box office performance of an indie movie that went into wide release four days ago
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‘BOTTOMS’ has grossed $4.3M at the domestic box-office on a $11.3M budget.
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they need to get nicole kidman to add death threats against people on their phones in movie theaters to her AMC preroll
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7 months
having now seen killers of the flower moon, it feels even more ridiculous and trivial that we spent any time at all arguing about runtime or box office. i hope that instead the conversation can shift to something that matters
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parents, please check your kids' halloween candy! just found Fantasy High, the first season of actualplay TTRPG series Dimension 20. Led by Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High mixes comedy, pathos, worldbuilding, supportive werewolf guidance counselors, & more inside this snickers
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@emceebois yep!!!!!!! i think the worst part of it is remembering that i did laugh at these things back in school in order to not seem like the asian kid who couldn't take a joke 😔 idk it's pernicious it affected my self esteem
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spiderman is fighting someone after the spider-man 2 screening in times square???
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it's so silly to point to m:i7 as an example of ballooning hollywood blockbuster budgets, because no other budget for a movie of this scale has absorbed months of wages during a pandemic-related work freeze AND included filming 40% of an entire second movie
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bruce mcgill delivers one of the most charismatic performances put to film in the insider
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3 years
@spideydevil616 YEAH my personal faves are Saw (movie), WWE, and karedevil (i think they spelled daredevil wrong)
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the d&d movie is just like a real d&d campaign; loose, meandering, has a bard with a bad case of main character syndrome, but all in all not a bad way to spend a few hours with your friends. it’s a good time!
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@msmegalodon
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2 years
UPDATE: sprinkle (pictured below) has reached a current bid of $1,100.00 in the dimension 20 minifigure auction
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hanging out with my favorite coworker today
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1 year
we need to collectively understand that it’s a fundamental human right to say embarrassing and even incorrect things sometimes without facing massive public backlash
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if you told me last year that people were choosing to spend more time talking about brendan fraser’s 3 minute cameo than any other aspect of a scorsese movie about indigenous genocide i would have been like oh ok yeah sounds like film twitter
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we have to stop bullying actors for being little freaks about the craft of acting. we scared them away and now they aren’t giving bizarre interviews like they used to
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it is val kilmer’s birthday
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1 year
#TOPGUN : I WANT SOME BUTTS!
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dead reckoning gave me lots of thoughts™ about ethan hunt and what drives him, so i wrote about it
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like what do you mean chris pine knighted lou wilson with the replica payment day??? 😭 that’s the little nerd show me and sam make zines for
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@flmfrkcentral FLUNKEYS is really really good
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today’s elon musk twitter purchase/lea michele pussy reveal/misha collins coming out as straight triple whammy is sending me back to the usa election/destiel confession/putin stepping down rumor day. big things come in threes
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people on this app will harass real life people of color on behalf of white fictional characters and not understand why that fucking sucks
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the legal landscape for unions/labor is SO bleak here 😭 solidarity!!! 💪
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it’s my 23rd birthday! please compliment my cat, mojo
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2 years
i will never forgive bts the band for what they did to behind the scenes video search results on youtube
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i got to design the BEST PROPS EVER for this video!!!
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@patrickhwillems
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I DID IT I TALKED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES* *okay this episode is really about the nature of adaptations but it focuses on the Mario movies so close enough stop complaining just go watch it
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a thread of times val kilmer has asked just the lesbians in a large crowd (and nobody else) to sing with him 🧵
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thinking about grandpa's fucked up bed
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you can read more about this in section 8(b)(4) of the nlra 😔 i just learned about this today so i am not an expert!
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the quarantine she/her to she/they pipeline is real
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Oscars Cheer-worthy Moment 2024: realizing that anatomy of a fall is using the steel drum cover of P.I.M.P. as their walk on music
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patrick took this really cool picture of me while filming this video btw
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@patrickhwillems
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THE NEW SEASON IS HERE I HAVE A DESK NOW THE FIRST EPISODE IS ABOUT MUPPET CINEMA WITH SPECIAL GUEST @GriffLightning TELL YOUR PARENTS TO WATCH IT
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breaking news: i’ve been charl the whole time
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it’s so important that the narrative around atsv avoids the notion that the movie is good *because* of the approach executives and producers took to the workflow, rather than *in spite* of it
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being on this website is like being sisyphus. and the boulder is the people being condescending for no reason all the time
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@TheElliotPage congratulations!! i did an image transcript in a qrt so it would let me thread, but for those who need it here is a transcript!
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image transcript: Hi friends, I want to share with you that I am trans, my pronouns are he/they and my name is Elliot. I feel lucky to be writing this. To be here. To have arrived at this place in my life. [1/10]
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letterboxd has been such an overwhelmingly positive service for me, someone who is very forgetful
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Letterboxd was released 12 years ago today. 🧡💚💙
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favorite letterboxd review of the year?
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butching it up big time in the next patrick video
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the nerd persecution complex is so funny because it makes people act like all of their opinions are subversive and countercultural even if it’s in support of a billion dollar franchise
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why do people on this website constantly act like marvel movies are the last bastion of diversity in hollywood
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actors used to enunciate!!!
@ladiedbird
undead alien boyfriend
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NO ONE ENUNCIATES ANYMORE!!!!! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ENUNCIATION???????
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@GwenPoptimism justified fear
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@chrismcquarrie @eddiehamilton WOW I might never leave the smug zone at this rate! Thank you so so much!! 😊
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mission impossible 2 is so good because it understands that ethan is the second hottest woman in the world
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Imagine the hottest woman in the world. Now imagine she injects herself with a deadly virus to keep it away from her ex because you made her fall in love by nearly driving her off a cliff and now she has 19 hours and 58 minutes to live. This is the plot of mission impossible 2
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ever since bohemian rhapsody won best editing at the oscars i’ve lost the flame that brings me to really care one way or the other
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may is almost over so i want to say happy aapi heritage month to revolutionary marvel author akira yoshida. you should all google "akira yoshida american" to better contexualize his exciting contributions to the asian american comics space
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caught having a grandpa moment inspecting my top gun blu ray
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three tickets to challengers please
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does anybody else also experience this
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@eddiehamilton WOW I gush about the editing in Maverick all the time truly 😭❤️ this is such a wonderful reply! Thank you so much!!
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simu liu very appropriately cast in barbie as a men’s rights activist
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in a very real way, i think you would suck if you bought one of dimension 20's handpainted minifigures and destroyed it, no matter who the character was
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2 years
Huge congratulations to Dimension 20’s beloved character “HAM DOG” for surpassing one thousand dollars bid!
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