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@swaggirlwife

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most normal girl online ||| SATIRE !!! NOT a threat to any political figureʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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@swaggirlwife
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im her today
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@swaggirlwife
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@superhotawesome i watched a man calculate the g force of the guinea pig by doing several equations and a frame by frame breakdown of the video
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@Iuhwalk Geekerrrrr
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@beenbarito the big cheese ,,
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@sevenellis_ holy crap i love women in love
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me explaining to my coworkers why i dont wear skirts to work
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@juSt1n_BraCkin She’s really putting everything into it😭😭
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@GarfieldFanArt @dietmayos I’m the hottest 18yo on Twitter
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oh god umm follow a girl for more degeneracy
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@kkrocketz Code switching kills Game is game
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@zoooones God I want it inside of me
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@LunyDoobles Me with ur mom
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@boygrrI *that one picture of the bald guy with the light bulb above his head* URETHRA!
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@0OO0Q0O Well…
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@tyler02020202 future is just beyonce for men
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@wolktress Some of you just wouldn’t get it
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@C3L3X0
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actually i want them both to edge me until im sobbing uncontrollably and begging them to let me finish
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@sweetposting 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
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@swaggirlwife
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this is how i imagine all of you
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@swaggirlwife
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8 months
Day 1 HRT: 10/27/2023
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@swaggirlwife
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@SIX_SH00T3R @s8n You will find that many who are lactose intolerant still subject themselves to the torture bc cheese yummy
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@GOVERNMENTRAPE the Man in question
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cart starting to taste like i just ate this bitch out smh
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@xerna_zaragoza @101stgec please stop talking
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secret to fat ass
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@anal_del_ray_ I’m trying I’m trying🙇
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@jedwill “all black fur on my jacket chinchilla” what did he mean by this
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@M4R1SS4M they/them train
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fucking smashes your skull with a rock*
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@halomancer1 “And is open to anal” is crazy
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my balls nonbinary they/it/she
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@GREGY_CK Gregyyyy!!!
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8 months
Call that pussy 9/11 how it was all bush
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2 months
taking slutty pictures for this person and realizing i only know like 3 poses
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@midsmoker34 I’m a bit of a white monster myself
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woof
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want one?
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yall hate to see a bitch get her derp on
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@swaggirlwife
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@s4m31p4n Most girls will settle for a guy who’s 5’11 it’s okay they don’t care about height really either
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@summerahrens Let him cook
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@summerahrens Funny bpd Twitter lady
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corporate cog in the system
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hes cute, kinda sad that im about to ditch him when i “go to the bathroom”
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butthole want fingy
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teethfest xx🐾
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@djcatsvevo @boygrrI Cook that shit up quay
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@marludr0id @evil_biden @twomad He called a dead child attractive idk why u need any other justification
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deleted grindr
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tapping the sign*
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2024 is the year of ripped trans women
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All I hear in school -Ebola -Yeet -Bruh -Whats 9+10? -21 -Ebola -My Anaconda don’t -Ebola -Ebola -bout a week ago
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when you say "white girl save me" what white girl are you talking about
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6months hrt<3
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@swaggirlwife
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hi angels i think i got the job and im very excited i might get to go live in the woods like a hermit for 4 months im so excited rahh also i have dr appt tomorrow to see if i have a brain tumor or nawt <3
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now vs last year,, glad that resolved itself
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now vs last year . . .
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boo did i scare u
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stupid bitch lunch break
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motherr,, and mee
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my mom //// me :3
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@vonasterrors I NEVER NOTICED THEYRE REDDIT ICONS WTF THE LITTLE HEAD THING
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300 pounds woof
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just hit massive deadlift pr if u care
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i took this when i woke up and im now realizing i really like this picture of me
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wishing you a nice federal agent interview
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You’ll see
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need a bitch to tell me “dont worry about it” so i can say “okay yayyyyyyyyyyy”
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8 months
I need a sugar mommy/daddy immediately I’m gonna blow up
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@gubberism do you think theyve explored each others bodies,,
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urp,,
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oh you like pussy? name every pussy
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i love this clip
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Life can be beautiful
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i think im might delete twitter for a little while the dysphoria is actually really bad and idk if thatll help but i genuinely hate seeing my face and comparing it to prettier girls than i , i am indeed brainwormed, not hateful, love yall mean it, but im a jealous bitch
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i think my hair looks pretty today yay:)
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i bought this months ago and i havent used it once because i found out it kinda tatses good and i ate like half of itt,,
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eating disorder? no,, im eating dis burger
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beard is gone
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Honestly it’s kinda fun i get it
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why don’t these people just sit down, I’ve never understood this
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yeah i guess so
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my face card is like one of those metal ones id like to believe
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fairy doesnt know how to smoke properly
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