When I die put my money in the gooncave

Apple bottom peen Balls with the fur

Me when I have zero discernible personality

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You’re telling me these humans are resources

chugging 8 beers right before bed

Holy shit the Event just happened

Needle in the veinstack

I met citizen kane… she’s black

If I get sober am I allowed to start smoking cigs again. Is that ok

The original starring Tom Hulce and F. Murray Abraham cannot be improved upon and is one of the best films ever made but this is a good time to notify everyone that the superior non-director’s cut is available on prime after being unavailable anywhere for many years. Go watch it

postponing my suicide because arab delivery driver called me boss 😎

Captive Chudhead here. Free speech is under attack. All patriots go

You ok bro?

It’s full of holes for an amazing reason

Gabe vs 100 elephants

Construction apologists are like “it’ll be good when it’s finished”

Just blocked everyone I dont love. If you’re seeing this you are deeply loved

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