Swagg Daddy
@swaggDaddy311
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Accountant by Day Hustler by Night. Israelite. Punster. Kopala Nanikane, Doppelganger🔥🤘💯
Earth 2
Joined May 2015
MOM: I regret getting you that blender for your birthday. ME: {drinking nshima} Why?
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A man ain’t man enough without a terrible excuse for his terrible decisions 😎🤦♂️🔥
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My circle so small when my phone rings i know it's scammers
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Every man has an addiction. It’s either weed, alcohol, cigarettes, porn, unemployment, or women.
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Rooster: what are they cooking? Cat: your wife with potatoes
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You cant be my ex if we dated before my degree. That was an uneducated decision.
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Me not watching the news, because if it's important enough, I'll know about it from memes
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Loudermilk still get my meter running.. Certifiable Horseshit😂
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Artists tomorrow kuma food market since national mourning yasila :
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Fun Fact: Hair loss from a receding hairline on middle aged men isn’t really lost. It’s just redirected to his eyebrows and ears.
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All I’m saying is, when you’re vacationing in The Bahamas, the water is just as pretty from the bar as it is from the beach.
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Pissing off random strangers on the internet all by yourself, beautiful?
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