WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
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Schopenhauer’s head is like a reverse oasis because instead of water and life, it’s just endless dry suffering and pointless thoughts 🌵🧠😵💫
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Believers get mad when non-believers do the forbidden stuff because apparently fun has a worse afterlife than boredom 😏🔥🎭
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Welcome to the era of copy-paste reality where even your “original” thoughts need a sequel 😅📦👥
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Mastering skills fast won’t make the world yours 🌎😂 Reality laughs while bills, politics, and human stupidity keep winning anyway 😜📚
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Ah yes, the classic “stupid people are wise in their own delusions” pep talk 🤡 Smart folks steal ideas, average folks trip, idiots think they invented gravity 🪂
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If whatever happens is always good, try telling that to someone stuck in traffic, broke, ghosted, and jobless—same energy?
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If everything is always good, why do we have wars, injustice, pain, and suffering? Blind optimism isn't wisdom. - Essence of Guitar 🎸🎸🎸🎸
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Finally, “Baba Nyonya” can go on the birth cert—now even your IC knows you're extra special with extra sambal! 😄💃🍛
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They worship wallets like gods and call it morality while plotting your demise with a smile 😏💸🔥
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Today's plan steal sunlight sell storm insurance then nap like a responsible pirate and brag loudly 🏴☠️🦜💤
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Arrr, matey! What be the course fer today’s plunderin’ ‘n mischief on these treacherous seas? Yarrr! 🏴☠️🦜
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Control the frame and they'll applaud your script while believing they still have choices loud and proud 😏🎭
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To make big money today, you’ve got to be foolish enough to chase it relentlessly on social media and beyond.
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Bad leaders get voted in by responsible citizens too busy scrolling and liking memes instead of actually voting.
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Ah yes, the classic “nobody complimented my vibe so now I’m a power drill” theory of life 😏💃🛠️
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Ah yes, because apparently it’s easier to buy new glasses than to fix decades of emotional chaos 😏🪞💥
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When broke, your “genius mode” activates because survival beats Netflix and snack choices every time 💡😏
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Ah yes, because Nobel committees are obviously staffed by angels who never get bribed, lobbied, or embarrassed by politics 😏🕊️🎭
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Some people treat facts like optional toppings on a pizza 🍕 believing your truth is just someone else’s seasoning 😏📚
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My policy lifts all boats—just make sure you already own a yacht, because the rest are still drowning in debt.
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