Svenllama Mountbatten Windsor
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Are you there, God? It's me, Svenllama. | @vodamusic | #MarryAnIndianGirl | #FamilyTiesLiveTweet | [work-related tweet redacted] | #DADZ | #HawayTheLads
The Fidrych and Pincus Institute for Experimental Suburbia
Joined October 2008
Me in 140 characters:
@svenllama "My presentation was titled 'The Jesus & Mary Supply Chain'. Now, to further embarrass my haters by stunting in my Secret Honda."
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Day 1 back in the office and I’ve already encountered several kafkaesque nightmares. Not like giant bugs just bureaucracy
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[A clip of Gerry Adams from British TV n the 1980s, but instead of dubbing his voice out for that of a nondescript Irish actor, as was usually done at the time, they use Homestar Runner. Everything else is exactly the same.]
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Because nobody in New York will discuss with people who aren't from New York the challenges of and downsides to living in New York. It's an omerta.
how is it that every girl I know who moves to LA immediately becomes severely chronically ill. meanwhile in new york rats run across our feet daily, there's human shit all over the streets, we live in moldy prewar buildings and we are fine. like what is going on over there
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Not even close.
Who’s the most intoxicated musician you’ve ever seen perform live???
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The original version of Elvis' "A Little Less Conversation" is just as good, if not better than the Junkie XL remix. The horns are great. https://t.co/aT8HOcXK4G
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The secret truth of football is that stellar goalkeeper plays are the most exciting.
It’s 14 years to the day since the ball went to Tim Howard and he had precisely zero interest in playing out from the back. Sometimes route one is the right one.
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That guy from Counting Crows was right about one thing: the smell of hospitals in winter
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One of the things they don't tell you about getting power of Attorney for your parent with dementia is how many organizations refuse to respect it.
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Periodic reminder that the easiest, most foolproof way to do numbers on this website is to say mean things about Boston. Works every time.
how curious should i be about boston
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If you've never known the joy of tidying up the basement while a BBC period piece you don't care about plays in the background on the old TV, you've never known inner peace.
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This is what happens when you sort on unique ID instead of display value.
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Breathtaking
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I often think about how lucky I am to have come of age during a time when relatively few people had pets in their 20s. I'm *deathly* allergic to cats and I know that if I was 15 years younger I would've lost countless power struggles with cats and then gone on to die alone.
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"These elder care challenges are weak! I need the Glengarry elder care challenges!"
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Car Talk and Inside the NBA are superficially different and metaphysically identical.
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He's on Twitter?
Men will literally follow Bruce Wayne on Twitter instead of going to therapy.
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