My 1996. A way better music year than I remembered

I will not stop until every member of the Grateful Dead is dead

Charlie Brown was stone cold. Of course he had hoes

At least it's paczki season

I knew this bitch was a Capricorn

I've kept expecting new Morrissey to be good for 20 years but I've been wrong, guess the joke's on me

Why did God make me so horny and dumb

Just think, if the British won the Revolutionary War, we would all be speaking English right now

Its time.

What are the odds Jimmy Haslam hires Urban Meyer

My social media right now is a charming mix of football and the collapse of law in the United States of America

Thinking about becoming the ghost of college past, who walks through small Midwestern university towns and plays Wonderwall for anyone who ever annoyed someone at a party with an acoustic guitar

That guy from Counting Crows was right about one thing: the smell of hospitals in winter

Criterion Collection edition of Brain Candy when

Listening to this and feeling some things about the weird adolescent I was

[Werner Herzog voice] l have awakened from a nap fully refreshed at 4:30 p.m. and it is already dark out. Time has no meaning

I've only been up since 10:30 and I'm already contemplating a nap

Having a Nakatomi Plaza holiday over here

https://t.co/LvUGG2Cm9l

About to fall asleep for a long winter's nap