Fave this tweet for a long and heartfelt DM about how great I think you are.

as i am now a leftist in Massachusetts, this is relevant information

I apparently have more DMs and sonnets to work on since hopping back in, so I'll stick around to make sure y'all are cared for, but also hey, this was fun. Lets do it again next year.

Batman doesn't have a penis. Bruce Wayne has a penis. This is an important distinction, I think.

"Jesus of Vancouver." An aging hesher wakes up during a Hebrew mass and believes he has been tasked by God, Yeshua Ben Pantera, to make Canada a better place through the power of thrash metal. Rated Hell Yeah. @xXxADHDxXx

"Cool and Nice." A pop-punk remake of The Wild One, with heavy emphasis on the fact that Matt Skiba has assumed the Marlon Brando role and he's a lot less of a dick about it, tbh. Fuck Marlon Brando. @Cassiyus

"Un Tel Mime Magnifique Comme Moi." Stanislas Previne is a young sociologist, preparing a thesis on criminal women. He's robbed by a mime every 15 minutes because Previne is a chump. He's taken into protective custody. The mime's waiting for him. @ant_tea

"Antifa on Holiday." With their daughter away, local Nazis decide to skip protesting Eid altogether until she decides to come home with the black bloc, causing an uproar when her family rushes to escape leftous justice. @ap0cryphal

"1239." The Pope grants the status of Crusade, to the king of Castile's ongoing invasion of the Muslim kingdom of Murcia. But Rome doesn't give a fuck, there's a PARTY. AT THE VATICAN. (where did this come from?) @Blackknight1239

"Fall of the Cider Queen." A small town's yearly festival normally turns up a few bad apples. But a coven of fruit witches plot to sew the seeds that will change the season forever. @appleciderwitch

"Critical Massachusetts." A terrorist cell takes over the Dunkin Donuts supply chain, effectively strangling New England, but has no idea how to manage it. Enter a glaring bad ass with an MBA who runs on attitude and a single donut per paycheck. @svenllama

"Bisexual Lightning." Ass kicking, perfect hair, and the kinds of dance/fight sequences once only dreamed about. A Nazi dies of an Atomic Wedgie. Cuties of all genders are kissed. Eat your fucking heart out, Marvel Cinematic Universe. @anti_faschund

"MK Ulta." There's a conspiracy. Maybe. At the Ulta. Definitely. And, this team of underemployed meme queens won't flinch in the face of having a very awesome facial. Featuring Paris Hilton as Dylan O'Brien. @malkatz

"A Dog, IRL." Everything you wanted out of that 'A Dog's Purpose' movie, but with the purpose of the dog just being pet, fed, and taking naps. It's three hours long and the dog just makes all the best faces. Guaranteed to sweep the Oscars. @a_dog_irl

"Eevees." Based on the 'Old Rattata's Book of Practical Eevees' by Professor Oak. Explosions of color, flights of fancy, and all manner of singing, dancing Eevees. A tour de evolution stone for gays everywhere. @akawaiicat

"Bela Lagoatse's Red." Think Ed Wood-style camp with heavy leftist overtones, soundtrack by Tobias Forge. Don't bring the kids. Or, do. I can't tell you how to live your life. @mister_smiley

@turbloren I wrote a treatment in 1999 called "Enterman" starring @Jobbinghappens. He would have ran around our high schoil wearing an Enter key on his head, monologuing at people. That's it. That's the plot.

"Your Turbles". The most saccharine 90s teen movie you can imagine, until Turbles doms the football team to a Nick Drake song. Stay for the prom scene, it's wild. @turbloren

Answering emails in the bath and that means memes.

Actual footage of @MarxJacobsYall gracing everyone's mentions today

I'd like very much to be able to do a bath and meme before I log out, so if anyone has done a good one lately hmu