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security strategist | 1L JD Candidate | NYU alum | UMGC adjunct professor | USMC & USCG auxiliarist

Cincinnati, OH
Joined December 2018
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most girls trying to get to know you will ask you boring, shallow questions like "what's up" or "how ya doing" but i like to ask more thoughtful questions. like "what is the name of the street you grew up on?" or "what is your mother's maiden name?".
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blackened shrimp gemelli & a spritz 😉
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can we ban labubus from @defcon or.
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parents got some fresh farm peaches so made a grilled ricotta/white cheddar/peach/honey/bacon sandwich on sourdough 🍑
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RT @defconparties: ARE YOU READY TO PARTY AT @defcon & @BlackHatEvents ?! Last year's bash left us hungover from too many spiked questionab….
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come hang out with me at @SAINTCON this year! oct 21-24 in provo, register at the link (my referral code is 5uqy):
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RT @SAINTCON: We're excited to announce SAINTCON 2025 Keynote speakers!. Joh Strand @strandjs is a contributor to the Penetration Testing E….
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it's all lies anymore.
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if you see me in public, it's just a deepfake.
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a girl at a party the other day told me she loved my vibe bc i give off mob wife energy and honestly it was the best compliment ever.
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RT @sync0mm: @gabsmashh It was quite an impressive show!!
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ali would be a killer asset to any org and she is one of the smartest people i know, snap her up!.
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PSA: My unemployment is not a bit. I am so serious about needing a new job. I use my platforms to promote myself bc this is the only way I can get noticed by employers since their application piles are so overstuffed. Do something different. And I have no interest in being a
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watching true crime while working on criminal law assignments is basically like studying, right?.
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if you're on ig (i know, but meta is a lesser evil at this point?) i post funnier (subjectively) and more frequent things there. if you're not on X much anymore it's also a good way to stay in touch since i suck at other platforms!
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the aftermath of last night. the Midwest likes its fireworks @sync0mm
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i am dangerously close to being domesticated.
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vote 4 hank
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what are animal crackers even actually shaped like? lies??.
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