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@steaminelle

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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
Cycling this morning I had this conversation at the lights: 🚐 Nice ass! 🚲 Nice face! 🚐 You think? 🚲 No, I just thought we were naming things we'd like to slap 🚐 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
@Riley_Gaines_ I'm 6ft, 80kg and do some form of exercise every day. I'm stronger & taller than thousands, if not millions of men, but my existence doesn't eradicate science and statistics. The average man is taller & stronger than the average female, fact! These people are broken 🤡
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
Loving my best life 🤪 #WNBR #WNBRLondon #LondonWNBR ✌🏽🌻🏳️‍🌈🚲🌿
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
I live in an area where people get overly irate about a bike lane. Not crime, poverty, racism, sexism, homophobia, bigotry, climate change, pollution, war, terrorism, mental health, suicide or animal cruelty. A bike lane. If you realise how ridiculous this is, we can be friends
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
Just to clarify, me posting innocent photos of myself topless is a fight towards body equality and normalising nudity. It is not sexual! It definitely isn't an invitation to send me an unsolicited dick pic! Men who think like this are a problem & a danger! #BodyEquality
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
8 months
@fecklessfox1000 I once met a guy at his hotel (at the bar) I messaged him when I arrived, he said he'd be 10 minutes and invited me up to his room. I explained that I'd wait at the bar. He replied along the lines of "It's fine, I'm not going to attack you." I left.
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
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@DeeGoingsGirl A guy once told me I was “Asking for it” because I had wet hair 👍🏼
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
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@omid9 She's not wrong! 💛
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
@ilovepreserves The year is 2030 and Netflix have just released their documentary “Jeffery Marsh, serial killer in plain sight” Documentary. He gives me serious chills ❄️🤮🤦🏼‍♀️
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
1 year
@CarpathianRich Ah yes, the kidnapping, torturer that attempted murder and successfully ate his own bollocks. A role model of our time #StunningAndBrave 💛
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
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@DesmondInSSF @marycatedelvey She literally reads word for word what trans people say. I think you're confused how hate works?
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
Amazingly there are people in the comments blaming the cyclist for being twatted by this massive van 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's the highway equivalent of blaming a rape victim for wearing sexy clothes 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
1 year
@theJeremyVine That’s an insane way to ride a bike! Bouncing around like bugs bunny on speed. She didn’t have a clue what was going on around her 🫨😵‍💫🫣
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
People still defending the driver after seeing this video "He's in all black!" So are the cars "He's in the middle of the lane" Correct position "He's in the drivers way" Fuck off! How can anyone see the evidence and still fail to pull their dick out of their exhaust pipe?
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Tom Jeffs
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@HarryHamishGray All the gigabrains in the replies missing the simple fact that he has a legal right to cycle there, and the driver changed lane and drove into him. If you change lane on a roundabout, you must ensure it's clear first.
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
Bitches will watch Frozen Planet in awe and then jump in their Range Rovers to drive 2 miles down the road 🤦🏼‍♀️🌊❄️🐋🌏🌞🔥💥
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@steaminelle
Elle Bert 🤷🏼‍♀️💭🌻
2 years
@Coles78_UTV @NoContextBrits This! This is the comment I came for 😂😂 It’s the first thing I saw
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