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Might be lacking a chromosome but that chrome never lacking 🙏🏾🔫
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Yazi as a guy there are some things you must learn and do, flowers is one of them. Don’t compromise. Send those flowers chief. Don’t try be calculated ka that thing. Send baba send.
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Khona intombazane evumelana nami kuthi angiy'Delete lento. Angizwani nokuvumelana namantombazane nx.
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Voting for the DA is a valid reason to break up with a partner. Very valid.
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There is no version of Eden Hazard in any season of his PL career that is remotely comparable to Cristiano Ronaldo.
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@NicholasNyati
They are saying you’re too far from the offices where these things happen, they say you are a waterboy. What do you say?
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You guys ever considered what would drive someone to cheat so much on their wife? You guys ever consider the possible trauma he endured in their marriage that he had to go cheat on multiple occasions just to be fine. We need to extend grace. We aren’t ourselves when we’re hurt
Linda Mtoba opens up about her heartbreak after divorcing her husband Steven Mayer due to infidelity.
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Nakhona if he wasn’t doing anything ehleli nje he must come and eat! He’s a guest
These are the guys that help set up before umgidi starts, they help fetch the big 3-foot pots for us and are the ones that clean up the dirt you VIPs leave after everyone is gone. We know them, we know without them a lot of things wouldn’t be done.
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No one just cheats, only when your masculinity as a husband isn’t being cultivated in your marriage that you start doing such 😔
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People in Joburg, let’s set a date and play Casino for imali? Kudlalwe lo wa3. 150 per person. Winner takes all.
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Real Spec. All others don’t matter. 10/10
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Uthando lwaka FAL >>>
I’ve come to realize that English HL and English FAL is a barrier too 😭
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Bagade wena phoyisa lamabhodlela
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Niggas who listen to Amapiano all day suddenly want to analyse Kendrick’s song and say it’s mid? 😭
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This reminds me of that tweet of a gent complaining about the fact that uGama can call igenge whatever and izohleka naye 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Guys need to take lessons from young women on putting themselves first. Save your coins, build yourself up, travel and enjoy life with your friends. To many guys jump to wanting to "provide" kanti now is not the time for that. Awuke unake into yakho.
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You’re lying chief, that voice note pained AKA and his fans so much
“Dust 2 Dust” must be the worst diss track of all time. Fumbling the info that he had is a special kind of skill.
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Doing all this whilst still finding the time to ensure his enemies’ downfall is quite inspiring
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They’re attacking that leaders looks but last week benithi asibe kind kuJorja
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Jude Victor William Bellingham, they have been questioning your ability and credibility. Show them who the real starboy is, show them why we are collecting a Ballon D’or.
@BellinghamJude
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I won’t lie, I have very little regret about moving from Mining to Finance.
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The most painful dagger in football history has to be the Messi goal in the 3-2 game against Madrid. It physically hurt.
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Busta’s run? Top 2 I’m afraid. Only Kabza and Mellow and Sleazy can compete
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Looking at it from my parents perspective and I want that for me now 🤌🏾
Marriage doesn’t have bad PR, it’s the marriages you’re looking at. Your marriage of reference had their wedding broadcasted on a streaming service for millions of strangers to see, I’m not a betting man but I know what the odds of survival look like for that marriage.
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Just a broer with a C63 AMG ekse
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If you read carefully, lowa mjida ubedlala iThrough ball ehlakan’phile. Akayigabhanga, usikaze ukuyigabha.
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Stop lying. Seedorf, Makelele, Sneijder, Robben, Di Maria, Ozil, Morata, Alonso, Hakimi...
Real Madrid does not sell elite talent stop capping, if Perez lets you go it means you are finished...
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As a hater it’s your duty to outwork everyone else. Otherwise it’s pointless.
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The most dehumanising poverty I have seen in a long time was last week when I was in Cape Town.
The whole country could be like Cape Town if you just vote correctly on the 29th May. Let’s go to the polls South Africa!🫡🇿🇦
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Last year Sbo called me on a Wednesday evening after having had a long day and an ever longer month wathi angimnike iID number yami ngifike ngo07:30 eOR Tambo ngoFriday siyahamba siye eDaisies. Changed my life fr. Big S/O to Nasty T fr 🙏🏾
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This is why unfortunately people need to get their lick back personally. Life has a way of rewarding those who do wrong so you cannot leave it up to fate to sort things out.
life is not a nigerian movie but I really wish it was because HOW are you enjoying life so much when you’ve caused ME so much pain?
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But is that Londie lady ever gonna do anything for herself? There is this habit of jumping from criminal to criminal in a bid to maintain a certain lifestyle, why not accept your true conditions and start from scratch?
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He’s cooking unfortunately. Sell your 25k phone for 18k and you’re a step closer chief
Everyone is holding expensive phones but can’t afford to pay their registration fees.
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"he told Kendrick to pipe down or else…"
Maaaan 😭😭🤣🤣
7 minute drill was a warning shot, sumn light, he told Kendrick to pipe down or else…
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Unrelated, I’ve played football with this broer and he plays such disciplined football. Pass and move kuphela, nothing fancy sabu Tony Kroos. 🤣🔥
This young lad walked so all the niggas with self cav could fly.
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I get this feeling, whenever you go ti Durban after a long time, you’re always shocked at how degenerated it has become. It’s scary.
Guys I’m in Durban , how did they fuck this place up this badly? With this weather, ocean temperature , surrounding areas and location ,this should be Miami!
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We need to play Among Us at Games nights!
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I hope Offset going for a sleepover at Kai’s is studied in Universities all around the world just to see how niggas just wanna have fun mayne
Me and my cousins waking up at granny house back in the day cause we smell bacon at 7 in the morning 🤣
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We hated before it seemed normal and our returns are bigger and quicker than we expected 🙏🏾
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I'm sure they're talking about rappers/artists but we have the inclination to think it's football
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Enza baba enza!
Yazi as a guy there are some things you must learn and do, flowers is one of them. Don’t compromise. Send those flowers chief. Don’t try be calculated ka that thing. Send baba send.
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First I reconsidered frozen black as the best colour for the G82.
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I’m sure Drake fans think he won when he was beefing with Pusha T 😭
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His masculinity and natural instincts to be a good husband and father were never cultivated by his partner 😔
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Mashallah, sister Maki meet brother
@nonotIgor
. Salah? He’s addicted to it. Mecca? He’s been four times.The mosque? He’s addicted to it. His Deen? He’s on a madness rn🤲🏾
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It builds the necessary pressure you need to make it.
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Batista has the best WWE entrance song followed closely by Randy Orton.
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We had a chat izolo at the office on how the chances of two people getting married plummet the moment they have a baby together and yazi it's true
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“So ntwana vele vele there’s no money ko Barca?”
“Eyy mfana”
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Lapho yena she saves half her salary 😭
Huns will look you dead in the eye and ask you for R3000 in the middle of the month 😂
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Bro, in Cape Town people are either extremely poor or extremely rich. It’s insane.
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Life doesn’t allow such things to happen unless you have them coming. Probably deserved it or mhlampe ushawe kancane.
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EPL fans annoy me so much
I will never get over the fact that he never played in the Premier League.
Football needed to see that.
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Greatest trap song of all time.
Kelly Price’s is going to be All I Do Is Win for our generation and I’m not mad at it because I want to hear that song every time I’m outside.
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Number 3 is a huge game changer. The difference between buying a house after 3 years working vs having nothing to show for being financially responsible
A very important thing to remember for young professionals:
R45k gross looks very different if you:
1) only have to support yourself
2) have to support your direct/extended family
And most importantly
3) your direct/extended family is supporting YOU.
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Highly talented number 10.
Team needs to built around them or they don’t flourish. Play best when behind the striker but these days get pushed to the wing because teams want 3 midfielders who work. Sobho is unmatched.
See Isco, Neymar, Arda, Ozil, Odegaard, Hazard, James, Jamal
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I hate Manchester United with my whole life.
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Funny enough this really really makes a difference in the relationship. It’s so scary how much of a difference it makes. Wow.
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No coherent thoughts or even reasons as to why they think Drake is better, just vibes 🤭
Not in the hip hop community, the darker one is automatically the better rapper apparently
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Oh no here’s Mr Thinker over here who figured it out at 9 years old
It still amazes me how some of yall didn't know MTV Cribs and Pimp my ride was all fake.
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This is exactly why I don’t believe that kids are too young to learn things
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Once you guys realise Jamie Carragher was never a great footballer and punditry has given him more than he could give on the field, you’ll start to understand why he is so insufferable and tries so much to get attention. He never started for England and stunk it up at Liverpool.
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Probably a terrible person njalo
Without a doubt. I’m flawed yes, & have my human moments sometimes but my intentions are always pure and I do my best to always lead with love.
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This is his brand, he's been saying it his whole career.
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I wonder what makes me so happy about these random gents who kick a ball for 90 minutes 🥹🤣❤️
Jude Bellingham swapping shirts with Vinicius Jr and Rodrygo after the game. 🤍
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Harry Kane is taking his bottling gene to a team who win their league without trying by the way…
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Zanzou at 02:00 off the crowd smoke and the henny 😭
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Floyd Mayweather, I was leaving the Gucci store last year and his security were being extra and he stopped them, had a young chat and then got me a few items from the store.
Who’s the nicest celebrity you’ve ever met, and how did you meet them?
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These new niggas man
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6AM
The Message
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EKZN you see 12 men following a car through a drive-through and you ask yourself why they couldn’t send someone to buy it or use UberEats
There are way too many security companies in this country. Companies with a huge amount of weapons being wielded around in malls because some ‘hot shot’ who’s apparently in danger decided they need new Gucci slides. Government should be more strict in regulating this industry.
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Igenge will go our of their way to date back-of-the-class-niggas and come complain about agony
Men have an obsession with calm and soft-spoken women when all they bring is agony.
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“He also DM’d me” type beat
“i’m her ex too🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♂️” nah you new niggas are unbelievable 😂😂😂
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I strongly believe AmaPiano is South Africa's greatest invention ever.
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The disrespect Sterling gets is not warranted or valid yazi.
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Greatest sitcom ever alongside Everybody Hates Chris. Insane replay value.
24 years ago today, “My Wife and Kids” premiered on ABC airing for 5 Seasons 📺
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I call this the balling out at Zanzou Theorem. Can’t be a big baller at Zanzou when your age mates are doing it in Montana
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Brother says he’s written multiple scholarly articles and has a thesis on rap 😭
I used to watch a lot of KOTD rap battles when I was younger and it shows that some of y'all didn't, hidden disses in punchlines, the punchlines, the build up, linkup, set up towards the punch, was what made a battle rapper a dope battle rapper, not tea!🤣
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Greatest Tiktok run I’ve seen(I know I sound like one of the voices in the videos) 😭
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Yazi I believe some women are so beautiful that it is near impossible for them to be good people. Add Xhosa/Tswana and absent father to the equation? That person cannot be redeemed.
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It really be like this on IG, appreciate all my birthday homies. It hurts though when they slip up cause you know you gotta mize on theirs 💔😔
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I'm sorry but Old M2 lovers are worse than Liverpool fans after Klopp joined them. There is no way this is anywhere near the new M2
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