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I’m glad you’re from London. Our girlfriends cant reach you. They’ll just SBWL in silence. Ba dule le rona bo Motlatsi 🔥❤️
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Everyone is holding expensive phones but can’t afford to pay their registration fees.
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Wonder what its like to drive with these on. You think you’re about to hit the accelerator kanti you hit it along with the brakes then the car takes a screenshot 😭😭
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Outfit of a man that will decline your leave.😭
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19k net salary and you’re buying a brand new car?
I need people to relax man. I need you guys to fucking relax!!!!!
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More arrests to follow over KPMG R16m bursary money fraud case
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You guys love brining this rape enabler onto our TL’s
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You guys are too classist for that.
Everyone wants to conquer the Wits Edge.
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Useless now that he’s no longer dating that politically connected DJ 😔
A look back at Focalistic graduating from the University of Pretoria with a Political Sciences degree.
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God asked me in a Dream what it is that I desire and I whispered in his ear that I want a car
Today he made it happen for me.
🙏🏽
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A nappy braai brings in more gifts than a baby shower.
You come home drunk bearing so much baby stuff.
Vrou yena otla ka di nepe, a few gifts and controversy around the whole baby shower planning.
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Guys, when getting flu medication, please do not get medication that all has aspirin. Medlemon alone has high levels of asprin
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Rich niggas at KONKA when you pass by his table holding a bucket of Corona’s
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Faith Nketsi issues a statement revealing that she and her husband Nzuzo Njilo are at the final stages of their divorce.
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I’d rather live in the dark than vote for you guys.😭😭
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I AM DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m stepping outta the office ibile🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 Dimitri banna🤣🤣🤣🤣
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TL knowing that your girl cheated on you is fine
The TL having a video of her wearing a skimpy dress and twerking for a local rapper would have me at Builders Warehouse buying a rope😭
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She’s built like her attitude.
Le Shandisi ihlekisa ngisho iwuvalile Umlomo wayo 😂😂😂…
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Tone is very important.
You guys are very insightful but watch your tone man. Just because ion know something don’t mean you should talk to me nkare ha kena kellelo. Buang le batho hantle.
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This girl is not wrong. Her father was my literature professor back in varsity he was always trying his luck with female students…him and that kgame Molope guy.
Pastor Mukhuba 's daughter Makhadzi, live on facebook firing warning shots at her parents and threatening to expose them.
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Love how that girl stood up for herself.
Ho na le cohort nyana engwe so on this app that thinks they run the show 🤭
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Wardrobe full of Nike dunks and expensive clothes but you cant afford your fees.
Aowa guys be serious ka di priority tsa lona
Le kgona ho phanda chelete for anything but your own education ere ha ba re le fumane di koropo letla ka di story.
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Motho is dodging NSFAS payments but it quick to say the Government has done absolutely nothing for them.
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Wena medi ya hao e kopa batho chelete live jive pon the TL o shebane le di ratio.
Tough stuff ekse.
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Broke women need to stay away from men.
WTF is this?
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You’re squatting in JHB but you’re loud about people’s furniture 🤭🤭🤭
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Your girlfriend's friends are always encouraging her to cheat in the group chat 😭
It's actually nuts
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You guy’s are going to listen to twitter women?
Love yourself man.
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Black women mistreat everyone 😭😭😭
Nobody mistreats helpers/cleaners like black women. Even in the office 🤮
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Nope…
Gents, would you allow your wife to upload pictures like this?
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Spending money to convince a woman to like you back is nasty business.
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I tweet for dudes that switch their aircons off when overtaking.
Better days are coming my G🙏🏾
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Yup. Your JHB friends with their M4’s and Range Rovers are just there to show face these okes are the ones that bend over backwards for you and your family.
These are the guys that help set up before umgidi starts, they help fetch the big 3-foot pots for us and are the ones that clean up the dirt you VIPs leave after everyone is gone. We know them, we know without them a lot of things wouldn’t be done.
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Since we are looking into Doctors right now someone please put a microscope on that Musa guy, khona okushaya amanzi lapha. How the hell did he get that girl ?!?
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MEN if DNA confirms the baby is not yours, it doesn't change the fact that you must take responsibility of the baby!
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Tlabe mosadi ao nyaka Urus a bona hore you don’t throw away Chicken Licken spice sachets 😂😂😂😂
She can see that you don’t throw away KFC chilli salt sachets but she’ll ask you for things she saw on Instagram 😂😂😂
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Your car is over flowing with diapers and bum cream from the same men she hates you hanging around LMFAOOOOOO.
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Le ho Jewa hao Jewe 😔
My mom has 2 fully paid homes . She doesn’t owe any bank … I’m not gonna have a back & forth with people who can be homeless at any given moment if the interest rates skyrocket . Have a nice day everyone ❤️
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Those free spirit Braamfontein and Maboneng merchants will cheat on you with a back pack wearing dreadlocked smelly shoe wearing son of the soil and claim that he lured her in with his back room jazz and poetry.
Gents will be in their 30s cuffing lightskin, dreadlocked, fishnet and platform boot wearing, piercings and tattoos having liberal women. Some of y'all enjoy skating uphill lol
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Normalize respecting one another in relationships guys. We’re having a jolly good time laughing at this sad story empa its an opportunity for us to learn hore tello ea senya. Ratanang hantle le motho wa hao. Le hlomphaneng hleng.
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Just wear your clothes bro. Ska mamela ntho tsa mona.
Cant be taking shots from people that borrow each other wigs and heels.
Love yourself.🙏🏾
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Can the okes driving premium cars drive them gently. We need to buy them ha le qeta ka tsona.
Please man!
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This is the sort of baby that keeps a family together.
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All the huns assuming that average SA men cant bag baddies aren’t even baddies.
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If you paying R500 for 6 hours I’m bringing this bad boy over here.
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Motho must just accept hore medi ya hae is known as skhwende on the TL and eat the charge.
It’s really not that difficult
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Girl math is demanding baddie treatment as a regular hun.
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Everyone that’s saying there’s nothing wrong with that reply y’all answer your parents like that when they ask for clarity or certain things even if it’s right infront of their eyes?
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For example…wena
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Are we really shocked to see a school girl doing all of this?
We remember another video where a school girl was saying that she's a "mama" and that she "needs to be treated right". I honestly wonder who teaches these young girls.
The blame will be to the older men ofcourse
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Nna ne kere o bereka ko Game.
All the best Moeti 🙌🏽
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Nah she’d sleep next to me and get fucked as soon as I left for work.
Any further questions you low down dirty raggedy ass piece of shit???😭😭😭
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Everyone angry at taxi drivers for driving reckless but aren’t mad at their homeboys for driving under the influence post groove 😂
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Atchaar, Tupperware and Avon have pulled many ladies out of sticky finances.
Lena le ithatela maemo fela.
Tlatsa boot eo ya Grand I10 ka di order tsa Tupperware le Avon o tlohelle ho robalana le di tsotsi.
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@DemiLeighNP
But babes in this picture you were standing right next to the food where were the gloves? 😒
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@Thabo_Tshisi
Literally just searched “faith nketsa prayer” and all of those popped up. There are many many more
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If she leaves for a richer dude. Let her go.
Tlala e bohloko guys.
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@_FentseM
I almost landed on my ass the other week. I managed to grab the rail on my way down. We really face death everyday 😭
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Someone told me that I’m not a big dreamer because I never mention wanting to own a Porsche. Bro I’m a realistic man that works in finance 😭
I feel like we see so many nice cars on the roads in Joburg that we tend to underestimate how much these vehicles cost and what it takes to drive one?
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Basadi ba tlao batla Urus ntse ba bona hore o paka skaftin ha oya Mmerekong…
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@DemiLeighNP
And babes in this picture there is no food but the gloves are on. Noh man Demi my darling this is an L for you yaz.😒
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She’s always telling you that your boys will never do anything for you. All they do is buy you alcohol
LMFAOOOOOOO.
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We dont want to groove to Alostro and Skomota 😔
Why do Jhb people not like coming to Pta for stuff when we go to jhb all the time for groove and events?😭😭
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When I drove into our place and I saw her kissing her colleague in his car (lift club Bastard)
Ran upstairs packed a few things and as I drove out she was walking in.
If you’ve ever been cheated on, how did you find out? What was that ONE thing that made you realise you just joined the circus? 🤡
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Sleeping with married men is now called “kissing frogs” 😂😂😂😂
She's literally in her 20s. That's the age when you kiss frogs, date the wrong people, and make silly decisions because you don't know better. She's wiser now and openly trying to better her life, yet people keep bringing up her past as if she's the only one who has one. Lmao
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Caught her cheating a few weeks before and I decided to stay and work things out. (She was very sorry) The day I found out I was crying in the toilet...did this hun not fetch me and put me in bed ntse ke lla? She put me to bed like a toddler bruh 😭😭
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A broke dude knows he can’t get certain women but a Mid hun wants to enjoy the pudding Mihlali enjoys.
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Wena o nka kopa God Picanto? Wa hafa?
Picanto ke selo sao topiwa fela o sa kopa modimo stlaela towe.
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