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agreed. time for cocaine.
I think Iโve outgrown alcohol man.
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But isnโt this precisely the point sheโs making? Thatโs a 9 year period where her thinking has developed. The very difference between a 31 year-old and 22 year-old.
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Going home to your girl after this is so painful. You canโt even explain to her why/how you had a great night.
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This is the direct counter for the Xabi Alonso out of the game meme.
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she looks aggressively South African (in a good way).
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Me after seeing my crush in the VIP section of a Johannesburg club:.
Breaching this Nigeria defence wonโt be easy.
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Don Julio makes 5 niggas happy. A bouquet makes 1 girl happy.
Niggas will buy Don Julio for their boys , but canโt even get their girl flowers.
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Yall are cooking Cassper as if he isnโt just gonna forgive himself and move on again.
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Every Zulu nigga over the age of 22 looks like this.
The Deputy Minister of Home Affairs is Njabulo Nzuza.
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these are the things that drive Drake crazy.
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This is why Pusha T is goated. Put a stop to all that IG trolling stuff and made him drop a statement ๐ญ
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Guys please stop cheating on your partners. I joke about infidelity often but donโt put people through that.
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Jay-Z and that lady historically donโt stand for anything unless theyโre the main beneficiaries or the rich white folk clap for them.
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They said โhere nigga damnโ.
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This is a Walking Afrikaaner.
Made a Flying Dutchman Burger for dinner ๐ฅนโค๏ธ we're getting there.
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Even the worst people on my TL are disgusted by this. This is a new level of degeneracy.
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I hear them. Yall have been known to wash magwinya down with MoFaya.
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The boy child is thinking of a generational betslip that will allow him to rise just like Jesus did.
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Fact Durban.
Gun pointed at your head, name any type of rock.
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Thereโs absolutely no way we should be hearing socioeconomic analysis from a guy who got fired for using company resources to download porn.
[SOLID GOLD] The richest white uses Uber, black owns cars. Sol explains why: ๐. "We are trying to buy validation & respect - which we haven't had for generations,"โค. Zakes Bantwini once explained why he would buy a BMW before a house. Skhumba MK Party Kabza Londie Nozie RHOD
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A picture like this could make your entire day.
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South Africa works guys. Look at what the Correctional Services have done with this broer.
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Mongezi.
Whatโs the plural of mongoose?.
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hmmm dawg iโm noticing something.
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R1300 spent in a 3 year relationship. God I see what youโre doing for other niggas.
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Is this in a strip club ?why are they all naked but dressed ? . Such a sad video .
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Having to release a club legend in order to sign a new star player when the plan was for them to play together <<<.
Ever lost a star player because you lacked the recruitment budget? That shit is painful bro ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
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Pep rn
๐จ Leroy Sanรฉ reportedly called Sadio Manรฉ "Black sh*t", which provoked the Senegalese forward. Sanรฉ regretted what he said after the clash and Manรฉ apologised to his teammates for hitting Sanรฉ. His future at Bayern is not in doubt. (Source: @billmahmuud)
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Kasi niggas need to stop saying โukhule nayoโ after they get smacked up.
FIFA 101:.
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Look at how healthy he looks. Tlogelang lean bafanas.
Thug listening to that new Future and Metro album while waiting for the jurors to arrive ๐ฅ ๐
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Itโs quite mad that Romeo and Juliet only knew each other for about 24 hours ๐ญ.
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She complains about exhaustion after 52 seconds with you but she starts with it when sheโs cheating ๐๐. Yerr basadi.
That Woman On Top part is what's traumatising me bruh๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Heโs going to drop the craziest allegation known to man.
Musa Khawula has said nothing about the Cassper News cos he is still digging for more on the ground . I love a hard working king ๐๐.
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Usemncane kabi.
Having sex with someone you wouldnโt wanna be seen with in public is wild.
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Me to my boy after he tries to force me to apologise for calling his girl โa dumb bitchโ for failing to describe โNelson Mandelaโ
Do you guys hate playing 30 Seconds that much ๐?.
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Le praisa masepa lona.
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Public relationships are so interesting man. Now the broer is gonna have to apologise to people he didnโt cheat on ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Yeah. But thereโll be more love ๐ค.
breakups are so painful ffs.
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He tried to warn us
Yo roofing a house is so expensive ๐ฅน๐ฉ๐ญ.
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Also remember that Bafana is doing with a squad of all South African-born players. No other semi-finalist can say the same. ๐ฟ๐ฆ.
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Nhlanhla Lux can go to hell.
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Protection fee ka nnete ๐ญ.
And itโs because you guys donโt give them money. Youโre going to be mad at me for this and cook me, but itโs the reality. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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They were doing it for free at Res
o batla housewife ka salary ya 50 Tao? i see why women say gents have audacity.
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Nah this is a human trafficker. Thereโs no way.
Haibo , this person sent me a DM in 2022 but about something way different ๐ณ
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Is that what yall meant by โI leave my brain at home when Iโm with my manโ?.
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Please get him in the studio. Promotors, please book this talent โค๏ธ๐๐ฝ.
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You know an โI Blew Itโ episode is gonna bang when everyone there has a phuza face.
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Embrace tradition. Reject modernity.
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Dating a woman who knows and loves football must get crazy after your team loses. Youโre catching banter from all angles and here comes Junior Khanye in box braids to show you how and where your team went wrong.
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Nna iโm really tired of South African twitter liberals speaking on things that they donโt know anything about. They regurgitate silly western opinions and try to apply them here. You guys need to shut up.
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Imagine a half-Nigerian Springbok captain ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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My dad sadly passed on tonight. Thank you to everyone that prayed for him โค๏ธ๐ . My family and I really appreciate it ๐๐ฝ.
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Mzwandile Stickโs outfit is an incredible level of fishing. fair enough.
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