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South Africa can’t even intervene because we have more dj’s than soldiers
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I can’t believe tomorrow’s the last time my barber cuts my hair because I’m reporting him to immigration
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This needs friends you’re not really close with so having sex doesn’t change anything
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To the person who approved my mothers leave in HR, it’s 10 am and I am awake, are you proud?
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Type of women you need to meet when you’re in serious debt
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Don’t comment on my skin, I have a mirror, I can see the breakouts
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I would sing the national anthem with tears in my eyes whenever I get another drink when I’m drunk
Will you guys judge me if you come to my place and find this fridge ? 😭
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Adding weirdly sexual things in a photo dump because you were too broke to do normal people activities is fatherless behavior
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You’d pass my eye test with flying colours
#WorldAIDSDay
There's no face to HIV.
My name is Nozibele Qamngana Mayaba. I've been living with HIV for the past 9 years. And I Am Still Me.
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Nigerians in South Africa worried about South Africans reactions if we lose, you know where you wouldn’t need to worry? In Nigeria
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I was about to get myself a Wacky Wednesday but baddies were right next to me, so I’m currently eating a King Steer burger with large chips and a large milkshake with no skaftin for tomorrow
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Baddie industry retirement is harsh, you’re 32 back in your parents backroom in Sosha with nothing but LV bags and a baby
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They’re making your private banking client wash the dustbin and do the garden at home, please intervene
@Investec
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Uyabona iToilet lingaphandle kini kodwa usafuna uk’funda iActing
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No amount of baddiness can hide that Morena Sefapano Tertiary accent
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Autumn harvest when whipping a Benz is a reflection of the country’s economy
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People focusing on Farmers Market instead of the real villains, the ones who turned mogodu into a fucken groove meal on Mondays
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Back to buying McDonald’s for the whole group of stocko instead of uphaya special at Engen of 5 for R100💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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The “I’m with my first Nigerian” 1’s
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Imagine leaving the exam venue to go Christmas lunch😭😭now you’re barely eating because you left question 1 blank
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“You know what would be perfect with my streetwise two? A watch by Dj Zinhle”
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If you can overlook the 2 year old they left at home, they’re great fun
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When she starts posting selfies everyday you realise there’s a job opening for your current position
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His team loses every week, he would’ve felt at home
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No one has an available balance above R1000 at Capitec, please my brother
I forgot i have a debit order for a twitter verification badge 🤦🏽♂️
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Apartment, a polo tsi and Hennessy money every now and again truly is the South African dream
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Lori Harvey got out of a relationship with Future without a child, I’m afraid her power is beyond anything we’ve seen
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The three horsemen
The soft launch women do when they’ve bagged their first Nigerian is so hilarious 😭😭😭
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Marrying two different women in the same fit is behaviour not even Mseleku would get behind
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The poet. The poem
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One thing I’m learning in my adulthood is that you get what you pay for
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Whenever Americans feel like their fame is dying out they just go to a North African country to feel important again
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We fell off as black people, witch allegations would get you burnt now they even have twitter accounts. My name is Mfundi Khumalo btw if you want to retaliate
Please come find out 😂😂😂 I’ll be waiting for you right here, for ur sake let’s hope you are right 👏🏾👏🏾
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Imagine everyone watching the semi final from their home country so they can celebrate or cry with their fellow countrymen
@Nigerians
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“It’s hard watching him do things for her so easily that I used to beg for” wehh bengingafuni, awungiyeke nePhakade lami elisha
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Guess who’s scrolling on twitter but is behind on their schoolwork
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Head shapes telling me this isn’t the PSL, we’re looking at Continental football here
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The apartheid police wouldn’t need guns, they would just need to use the wrong pronouns on purpose
ma2000's would've handled apartheid different. Brave people those ones.
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Mihlali lost the dressing room, no one is bigger than the club
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When she doesn’t want to leave and your Uber eats is on the way<<<
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There’s warning signs and then there’s a girl calling amapiano artists with their first names
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This boxing match will literally benefit Slik Talk in every single way, win or lose, I can't believe a nigga with 2 Bentley's and a child has Slik Talk as his arch nemesis
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Dstv fit 100 000 people into a race course? This is the greed they speak of in the Bible
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You’re a great parent, don’t let em tell you otherwise
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Your man on IG refreshing a club page so he can be up to date on the latest gossip
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People discovering their R399 car insurance does not cover acts of God in the morning
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Ohhhh
In Zimbabwe Nivea Fresh Energy roll on is now seeking for US$6.54 or R120.
In South Africa it is selling for R26 or US$1.42.
Zimbabweans will never prosper as long as the current incompetent Government is in place.
The current Government will never go as long as opposition…
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I see this ending on a high note
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Why is she crying? It’s just a Kia🤷🏽♀️
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They’re saying the whole royal family is in Buckingham, what’s gonna kill her is seeing her bi-racial descendants
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A fade being R250 is information you disclose before cutting not when I’m giving you my last R50⚰️⚰️⚰️
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Hi my sister, this video includes my brother whom we lost today can you please delete🙏🏽
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All 3 of them must be jailed
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Yesterday we’re brushing our teeth with a mug outside because there’s no basin, today 46k per month is not a lot of money
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@LoooshyLu
@premeditatedgal
Good day, kindly note that we are always monitoring and we are aware of the tweet from Phume. Thank you.
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Our hating is a long term investment, we’ll see the fruits of our labour in 2 years
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I don’t be commenting on women dropping DM screenshots because I’ve made some mistakes in my life
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When you’re about to prepare the contract and she posts a story with Dom Perignon and XO at a club
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Every single hypothetical spending of the 63 billion does not include leaving the country
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By her lecturer not me
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“Daddy why does mommy shop from the kids section for her shirts”
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Your girlfriend can literally sbwl R30 dunked wings on the TL at any time and that honestly scares me
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South Africa when De Mthuda finally puts Emlanjeni and Wamuhle on Apple Music and Spotify
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Xenophobia this xenophobia that well guess who’s going HOME 😭😭😭🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
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I’ve been in KZN all week and I’ve yet to hear anyone string together a coherent English sentence
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These are the niggas Insta baddies call umfana, I’m sick to my stomach
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Jaivane at Soweto gigs scouting artists that take 6 Heineken’s as a rider
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Disposable vapes on weekdays, hubbly on weekends. A lot of oomfs not seeing 55
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mina bafethu angcabangi ukuthi olova base thekwini basile ekhanda 😭😭😂
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Went grocery shopping and took 3 different kinds of cereal to accommodate any morning mood
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You guys are step mothers/fathers at 23, that’s some nasty business
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Red bulls desire to see Mercedes fail is greater than their own desire to succeed
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Today it’s “I’ll never marry a nigga that makes less than 100k”, tomorrow it’s “I’ve never been on a date or received flowers”
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They say yes on Twitter but they leave their Savanna bottles outside McDonald’s
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Twitter has a short term memory, the same JazziQ that has been getting praise for introducing hit makers and making hits is now being reduced to an ice boy💔
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I don’t think you guys understand how much of superstar Babes Wodumo was destined to be
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A household with only one tv is a poverty spec household
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As an employee of the SIU, I would dedicate my whole life to my job. 08:00-17:00 at the office, 18:00-02:00 undercover at every hotspot baddies frequent
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You complain everyday that your parents are not relatable and don’t understand that things are different but you date their peers
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Growing up women would appreciate R29 Vodacom, now R200 is shamed
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Peng tings zase lokshin ziFertile kabi, one mistake unama wele
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