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@jaketheoptimist
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Sometimes I think I hold some problematic view then I set foot in KZN
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I’m sorry I will not be eating at your weddings ladies
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Sometimes a Chris Excel tweet will catch you completely off guard and you’ll laugh out loud
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Tell me when it goes on auction, this R60mn has been burning a hole in my pocket
[WATCH] The SIU is currently raiding the alleged home of Businessman Hangwani Morgan Maumela who is linked to the over R2.3billion Tembisa Fraud and corruption case. The property, which allegedly boasts a car wash and a barber shop is nested in Sandhurst, Sandton. #SABCNEWS
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2 songs in and we can enjoy the rest of their set because one of us will be finished
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A VVIP ticket at Dvsn where people are allowed to have sexual relations🕯️
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Ewww
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Double layering underwear because hallucinations will trigger fat pa into leaking some pre cum
This will be the first time most people listen to DVSN while dressed
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I don’t trust online cologne reviews because this is how I react every time I smell Oud for Glory on someone
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Just in some guys backroom with a projector and microwave popcorn
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Lezingane bezifunani eHomecoming
Lost and Found items from #HomecomingAfrica. Please send us a DM if any of these items belong to you.
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“Eish I need a bottle of Hennessy and you don’t want me to go to the police👀”
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Demanding a pipi payment in the morning before she demands mavuso>>
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Once it hit 21:45 and Summer Walker hadn’t hit the stage, I knew what was coming because they must ask Msaki how strict Sun Arena is on time😭🙌🏽
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Everyone complaining about Summer Walkers set being cut but I got to hear Session 32 live
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Shoutout to all the dudes that date the festival outfit girlies so we don’t have to🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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That’s all they do, if you need anything work related from anyone in Cape Town it better not be urgent
I’d never be productive here. I’d just wanna grab brunch and take walks all day. I could never live here
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