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Designer, Humanist. Dirtbag. Likes: Typos, Comedy, Music, Science, Mystery, Reality. Dislikes: War, Abuses of Power, Grifters, Magical Thinkers
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I want to share this resource for everyone; you all need to know how your party votes. They all talk a good game… but only the votes in parliament tell you who they actually represent.
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@DoctorAjayita
Upper body toning, Access to models, a train, cash, my wife, the inability to leave my country due to a pandemic and... fresh breath I guess.
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@Nestle
@PresumptuousBug
I’m from Ontario. We have great clean water, which you’ve been stealing. Is that what you mean?
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@FuzzyWuzzyTO
If demons were real, this is exactly what I imagine they would look like; magicians trying to not look like magicians.
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Protestors believe this convoy will end the liberal party.
I'm not a liberal but this is highly doubtful. I think if anything it's exposed the Conservative party as being manipulative seditionists.
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You know who isn’t complaining about being in a quarantine hotel?
Me, because I’m not an asshole who feels entitled to travel during a pandemic.
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I don’t want to hear anything about god in public office… I don’t know when they started it. But stop it. Government is secular, church is church.
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I don’t understand how every conservative province has been a failure, and somehow we want them to run the country too? Someone explain this to me… I really don’t get it.
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So are we done electing conservatives? Did we learn our lesson?
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Literally everyone I know has taken the vaccine and not one of them has died or become sterile. What the actual fuck are people talking about?
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Hey Alberta. Actually vote okay? And don't fuck around, vote for
@RachelNotley
.
Some free advice from your friends in Ontario.
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I had lunch with a older friend of mine. He told me he hated
@JustinTrudeau
. I asked him why? And he kept repeating the Sun’s slogans. Every time I pressed him on it he was stumped. Eventually he said “I like these talks of ours, but I always leave wondering if I’m an idiot.”
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Alberta and Ontario... repeat after me:
I will never trust a conservative politician ever again,
I will never trust a conservative politician ever again,
I will never trust a conservative politician ever again,
I will never trust a conservative politician ever again.
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Okay here’s my one conspiracy theory… sometimes it seems like Canada is being invaded by America through our Conservative party. Starting with Harper weakening our restrictions on foreign owned media.
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.
@PierrePoilievre
has weaponized some Canadians into a murderous rage against the PM.
That isn’t politics… that’s fascism.
That’s not a leader… that’s a sociopath.
Do not elect this man. If he’s fine doing that to someone he works with daily. Imagine what he could do to you
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I didn’t vote for
@JustinTrudeau
I probably won’t vote liberal ever… But seriously, the hatred of him is clearly manipulative. If you feel fury (or love) for JT… you’ve been conned. The feeling you should have is somewhere between “meh”, and “I’m bored”.
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Say it after me. “Conservative governments are not our friends.”
I don’t know how many more lessons we need to finally get the point.
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Real talk... I have extended family members that have made hating Trudeau their whole identity. They organized a F%^k Trudeau easter hunt... For their kids.
You know what I did?
Regular easter shit, because I'm not in a political cult.
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Holy shit... Do conservatives actully believe Antifa is a group? Like, do they know it stands for Anti-fascism?
It's gotta be exhausting fighting ghosts all of the time.
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Canadian conservative voters watch the USA almost tear itself apart... and think "Oh... I want that."
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So I guess I can say it now, but my wife got Covid and Christmas has been extra hard… but we did it and she’s recovering well. We’re just avoiding getting the kids sick. But holy shit am I tired.
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It’s my Birthday. And of all the random spots I could have been born on this Planet I’m incredibly thankful to be born here in Canada. I’m safe at home with my family. Weed is legal and I got some craft beer delivered. I’m lucky.
I know others are not.
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Fucking hell, after we kick these conservative ghouls to the curb we’re going to spend the next 15 years undoing their damage. Then they’ll just show up again and say “look at all this damage, vote for me and I’ll fix it.” And then they’ll burn it down again.
It’s a pattern.
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@K_i_n_e_t_i_c
It’s really tragic. Dude was on the right side of history for a moment. Not anymore.
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I'm just a simple country lawyer, but if Linda O'Leary were any one of us, they'd throw the book her.
Are there different rules for the wealthy in Canada?
I guess we'll find out.
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Right-wing Governments worldwide are killing conservation efforts, accelerating climate change. I ask you, what do conservatives actually conserve?
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Hey conservative politicians, shut the fuck up about the cost of food if you’re not backing school lunch.
This has been a PSA
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There is no Canadian advocating for private Heath care. These are bots block on sight.
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Please share with our Conservative family... They have been played.
@CPC_HQ
are frauds.
A university professor tracked down the origin of
#TrudeauMustGo
hashtag to a single US alt-right bot.
US bots are doing to Canada, what the Russian bots did to the US.
#cdnpoli
#elxn43
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Conspiracy theroy of the week:
Pierre cuts a deal with Loblaws to raise prices. His provincial premiers fuck up the housing market by removing rent caps, stall building... so that he can (Like everything else) Blame it on the feds.
Wait. That's just what happened isn't it?
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I'd like to buy the passive agressive designer who made this a drink. It's a masterpiece.
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The US will collapse in the next ten years (give or take)… and any country emulating them will follow. This is why Canada needs to model itself after different functioning economies.
Unregulated Unfettered Capitalism is on a suicide run. Let’s not jump off too.
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@AnandWrites
As your nearest Neighbour to the North...
Don't Fuck This Up.
That, and we love you.
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For those in the back: It doesn’t matter how the fires started. (Arson, flicking cigarettes, space lasers) that is only the match. The rate of burn is the effect of climate change. That’s the gasoline. Get it? Do you get it?
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Real question... How many people "extremely concerned" about Trans people have ever met one?
I live in downtown Toronto and in 15 years I have met one. Just one. And they were very nice.
Are you all fighting ghosts? Because I don't see a threat here.
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I think we’re going to do a global fascism for a while. I’m unhappy about it, but far too many people are cheering it on.
May we come out the other side of this okay.
In spite of my glib tone… I’m honestly worried.
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Anyone else having problems getting their Boomer parents to isolate? One of my Parents went to Jamacia the other is losing their shit beacuse they can't visit people. Meanwhile my siblings and I have been on self imposed lockdown since March. Why is it so hard for them?
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So instead of coming together to fight climate change, I guess we're going to spend our last decade left to do anything about it, fighting wars (civil, cyber, actual) on behalf of Oil Billionaires and Rapture Christians.
Cool cool.
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@PierrePoilievre
How? Details. Cutting taxes for the rich won’t do it. Building more million dollar houses won’t do it. We already have plenty of jobs. How? By getting everyone so angry at each other they attack each other on the street?
How will you fix it?
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Remember if you don’t vote…Doug has it in the bag. You’re giving it to him.
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Rich people are not job creators. Consumers are.
This has been a PSA.
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I would like to Sentence
@AndrewScheer
to the following:
Repay what he stole
Seize all assets
A merit based job
Subsidized housing (The regular kind)
Andrew Scheer's kids enrolled in public school in
@fordnation
's Ontario.
That would be justice enough for me.
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Anyone else have a sense of dread? Like something worse is coming.
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Right wing influencers are claiming the Canada pension plan is gone… did I miss something?
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Russia is not a Communist country. It has not been for 30 years. It’s currently a capitalist oligarchy. Some of you need your cold-war brains updated. This has been a PSA.
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Holy shit. What is happening Global conservatives? Are you imploding? This shit is wild to watch!
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It’s not a coincidence that
@AndrewScheer
’s climate policy aligns perfectly with what the oil industry wanted as a climate plan.
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I was washing glitter off my hands due to Christmas set up, it just occurred to me that it’s just going into our sewer system. Glitter is in our oceans. For the love of god stop sending glittery Christmas cards. It’s literally a micro plastic. This has been a PSA.
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Canadian “patriots” waving American flags... I’d point out the irony, but what’s the point.
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@BroWhoTf_Cares
@queersocialism
I’m from Canada and I have alway felt that tension when I visit. It’s everywhere… I always wondered if you all felt it too.
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@SenSanders
I'm a Canadian... We don't wait months. That rumor comes from certain procedures, and never life threatening ones. In short That's propaganda.
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@BenjaminPDixon
@RadioFreeTony
Jesus! As a Canadian our government has line by line said the opposite. Our infection and death are proportionally lower. How about this America, just listen to the Canadian government instead.
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@lisastark351
It would only be impeachable if there was consent.
I'm no lawyer, but let me go ask a judge... Brett?
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@Flagrouperking
@KillerMike
@BootsRiley
@MrChuckD
No. That's why Flav left Public Enemy, he wouldn't work for free. Try again.
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Liberal voters in Spadina Fort York: please vote
@normsworld
, your liberal candidate Kevin Vuong has been pulled due to sexual harassment (though he’s still on the ballot)… time to consolidate the progressive vote. Vote NDP in our riding! You will not regret it.
Please RT.
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Subtle. I wonder where the Sun stands?
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Canada Proud and The Post Millennial are owned by the same guy. They constantly site each other. And they think you're too stupid or lazy to figure it out.
They think very little of you. You're just a means to an end. But now you know.
This has been a PSA.
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If Scheer is elected, you will have conservative governments in every level of government in almost all of the provinces... concentrated power like that is something we’ve never seen in Canada. You think the cuts are deep now? Just wait.
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@SundaeDivine
@charliekirk11
I think you’re thinking of Ben Shapiro. Charlie Kirk hasn’t seen a vagina yet.
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Liberal voters who live in Conservative ridings where the NDP are second place...Don't Fuck Canada. No conservative can have a seat. None. Do you hear me?
Do the right thing and switch your vote. This isn't even about the NDP winning, because they won't.
This has been a PSA.
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If you’re a politician and you’re asking yourself in the mirror am I a ghoul?
Here’s a test:
a) I balance budgets by taking money from children, the sick and the poor
b) I balance budgets by raising taxes on those who can afford to pay more.
Answer: a) You fucking ghoul.
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Want to make change in Canada? Make the NDP the official opposition over the conservatives. Or you can make them the majority and really get shit done. Either is fine.
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@edwinmundt
He’ll be released because no one read him his Miranda rights. He’ll celebrate at Carl’s Jr. afterward.
By Dick Wolf
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Attention Dummies of Canada. You are being played... just like the US and the UK. Do they seem better off? This has been a PSA.
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If you ever wondered what it's like to be Canadian, this video is the most Canadian thing ever.
Happy Birthday Gurdeep!
Today is my birthday.
I had different plans for it.
My bagpiper neighbour Jordan Lincez had different!
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@skye_daddy
He got us here, so yeah. STAN.
Did you not get the “not me, us” message? He’s a good politician but he’s still a politician.
he was never the movement, he was the vehicle.
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For those who have lost track… the UK’s currency crisis is due to cutting taxes. The tories ruined the UK.
This is what you want in Canada?
#NeverVoteConservative
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@katejulian
@DJGrothe
@TheAtlantic
Animals in captivity loose their sex drives. Maybe we are feeling collectively and existentially trapped.
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Every year I make my kids a poster sized birthday card. Here’s a peak at the 10 year old’s card. I think I nailed it.
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@talented_tom
@AT_1899
@ToddSiler904
@TRHLofficial
Liberalism is a conservative ideology (typically centre right to centre left) within capitalism that wants change to happen gradually if at all.
Leftists do not want capitalism, and want change now.
That’s the difference.
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The following tweet is just for my Canadians:
“Yo, did you see the season finale of America? That shit was wild!”
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I'm going to vote for a NDP/Lib coalition everytime.
Not only is it politically better, but it makes conservatives freak out... and that's my fetish.
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Attention older conservatives: telling us they’re worried about passing the debt on to their kids and grandkids.
If we don’t spend money on climate initiatives no one will be around to pay it. We worry about being alive.
Fuck the debt. This has been a PSA.
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Violence in Toronto is on the rise. We have a conservative mayor and a conservative premier... yet somehow I'm sure Justin Trudeau will be blamed.
Conservative media: You can't keep filling people's heads with fear... they will snap.
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Got my lay-off notice... I was prepared for this, but also not.
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“Keep on Rockin’ in the free world” was Neil Young’s criticism of American Empire. I don’t know how people missed the point that it’s a cynical slogan and not an anthem.
Shit, I understood that when it came out… and I was 13.
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@AMCinHogtown
“Look normal, smile, don’t be racist… is Irish racist? Ahh the hell with it. He’s white, no one will care. My base is busy making insane leaps of logic with China lab thing.” he thought.
He was glad Galen Weston had taught him how to look like a human with a soul.
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Hey, instead of individuals buying $40,000 electric cars at a time when most people have a tough time scraping together $500 in an emergency. have we tried free transit?
Seems like we should do that first.
#ClimateCrisis
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@CBCQueensPark
We knew those numbers were fake. Vic knew. Ford knew. This is the conservatives folks. They lie.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there is no such thing as vote splitting in a multi party system.
The Liberals and the NDP are two different parties with two different platforms. This has been a PSA.
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Wait, didn’t someone just post this claiming it was in Alberta?
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Hey Christians, your religion has been co-opted by sociopathic grifters.
You should probably do something about that. This has been a PSA.
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When the vaccine is ready, who wants to bet the anti-mask crowd refuses to take it? These people seem to be determined to remove themselves from the gene pool.
I'm determined to let them, once we have options.
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@sweetsummerday2
@ladawn
@Bernlennials
We’re working adults. I’m mid 40s many are much older. This is the most out of touch statement on the internet today. Congratulations you did it!
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Hey petrosexuals, how many of you actually think leaving Canada is even possible? What’s the goal here? You’re gonna start a nation 71 billion in debt, land locked, with a resource the world is phasing out? Smart.
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The
@CPC_HQ
have never been pro-union. Any worker right/protections were eroded by conservatives. Bill 377 and Bill 525 were both swatted down by O'Toole.
@ErinOTooleMP
has pants on fire.
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@fordnation
Did you miss the part where he's giving rebates to off set those costs? Because I sure didn't. Stop trying to manipulate your people so your friends can make a buck polluting Doug.
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Honda announces that all of their cars will be electric by 2022. Game over
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