Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)
@sqlstudent144
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I was offered a wizards hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Former MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
Sherman, TX
Joined February 2014
Lou: Who’s on call? Bud: Yes. Lou: The guy on call. Bud: Who. Lou: Who’s taking calls after hours!? Bud: Exactly https://t.co/1UGdW3dohA
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Yes. Doesn't everyone?
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Tell my wife.
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RIP Turchallah 2025
Since it’s erev thanksgiving I can finally share my 2025 Turchallah. Made completely by hand.
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The poor old mimic was tired.
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Finally, someone read the poem!
Zohran Mamdani’s message to Donald Trump after his historic NYC mayoral win: “New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant. So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us,
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You are having way too much fun @crisisofconsc 😂😂
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Two of my favorite speakers! I will say, every time I go to one of Erik's sessions, I learn something useful. Highly recommend.
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Happy birthday to the tweet of the decade
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Me almost every day at around 3am.
Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? Can we go yet? -my bladder
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My dog chewed up his toy and the squeaker inside had a hidden message.
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#sqlhelp Does anyone know of any downsides to using OPTIMIZE_FOR_SEQUENTIAL_KEY?
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If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ... If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! Shel Silverstine
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#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?
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