Daniel
@somedanielguy
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Cardi looks like she’s about to go watch people fight for 46 billion won.
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Reminder that mashallah and inshallah are not ‘Muslim’ words, they are Arabic words. Arabic speaking Christians also use these words.
I’m Christian but the Arabs went so crazy with the mashallah, inshallah, astaghfirullah etc nothing hits like that in English 😭.
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Fat bastard look at your wrist.
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Dad is using UberEats for the first time and he asked me if it’s same day delivery.
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I just googled deworming and apparently past the age of 2, humans should be doing it every 6 months….
Yesterday,a patient walked into the pharmacy with complaints of abdominal pain and an urge to vomit 🤮. The pharmacist asked him when last he dewormed himself and said it’s been years . He was prescribed vermox to use . He took the medication last night and woke up this morning
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Dad WhatsApped me a video of a white man speaking Lingala and eating fufu I asked him if anyones ever shared videos of him speaking English and eating sausage rolls.
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“Okay class today we will be talking about slavery and the impact it had on the black community”
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*Me being angry cause my team lost*. Her: At least you still have me. Me:.
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The MUTV commentator called Modric the Grandmaster and Camavinga and Tchouameni his 2 servants 😭😭😭😭.
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I’m in church and the pastor just prayed for a Saka hattrick.
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It’s bums stuck in 2017 that know all UK drill and gang politics tryna tell me this ain’t hard LOL.
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People are finally realising that Takeoff is the best rapper in the Migos
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@BambiMusic @uniquegalore If you wanna speak with an Irish accent then say ‘Whale Oil Beef Hooked’ really fast 😂.
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Congolese people DO NOT play when it comes to drums and electric guitar.
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If you showed me this 2 years ago and said this is Burnley I’d call you a bigger liar than the devil.
Burnley’s team bus after getting promoted…. Looks messy… 😅😅.
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@__mimifofana No, you gave an example of your ability to easily switch your dialogue delivery to make other people more comfortable.
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Silenced World Cup semifinalists Morocco, humbled AFCON’s most successful team Egypt, I’m still very proud of my team 🇨🇩❤️🇨🇩❤️🇨🇩❤️.
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Me when my African mother shouts at me in English then mispronounces a word or stutters
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Na moni ozo sakana na nga.
My Congolese cousins. How do you say “you got me fucked up” in Lingala.
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Got sent home in Year 9 and my Dad sent me back.
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Non-Congolese people will be fuming when they realise twitter won’t translate Lingala.
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On my SOUL he’s Congolese 😭😭.
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Wish I could be in Kinshasa right now the vibes must be litttt 🔥🇨🇩😂.
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At a family function greeting everyone who ‘knew me before I could walk’.
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She asked him if she’s her type and he started talking about energy like he’s British Gas #LoveIsland.
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11 year old me in winter when the streets were icy watching people slip from my bedroom window.
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How can I get covid-19 when I’m COVID with the blood of Jesus Christ?🤲🏾.
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I can’t lie there was no excuse, we should have won this game in normal time.
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Congolese native Randal Kolo Muani scoring against his country’s colonisers Belgium to send them out of the Euros the day after Congolese Independence Day ❤️🇨🇩.
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This popped offff is it beggin if I ask you guys to follow me too?.
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London culture is not telling this guy to stop smoking crack on the train, but recording and putting him on social media so the internet can tell him through our phones.
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@jb_0161 If you think he’s offbeat just sell all your speakers and headphones music ain’t for you.
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“I don’t care if you’re black, white, green or purple”.
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@DnellyBPD @themultiplexfan I wasn’t being serious and neither was the person I was replying to, you made up that narrative in your own head don’t tell me what nothing is “like”.
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No way did I just see an American tryna diss Stormzy for his name when one of the biggest rappers from that country is named after half a dollar.
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Zero Christmas spirit in my house this year just Quality Street and vibes.
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Listen to other music! Broaden your taste! Play something in a different language! There’s bangers in every genre!.
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In 15 years we will see a documentary about Xabi Alonso making blood sacrifices in exchange for never losing.
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Bro who actually orders a burger and thinks ‘yeahhh I’ll have some tomatoes in there’ that is disgusting.
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If Pogba did this to Martial they would’ve said witchcraft.
Throwback when Fernando Torres was going through the worst form of his career, scoring only 3 goals in 9 months. David Luiz came up with a ritual to bless him before the game and Torres ended up scoring 2 goals in 30 minutes. 💙
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Jokes aside this actually looks so hard.
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The men that’ve only seen naked women in porn are showing themselves.
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You people that be making rape and sexual abuse jokes are in the same boat as well.
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Gay rumours can come out of a girl asking for your number and you saying no.
Gay rumors don’t just come out of nowhere. You was SOMEWHERE doing something 😵💫😫.
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White boy rappers need to let go of this “I’m white but I’m still cool” narrative.
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All jokes aside what on earth persuaded Ayew to take that penalty like that? Why wouldn’t he just bang it?.
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You have his name, address and phone number what more do you want 😭😭.
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No she’s not playing hard to get, she wants you to leave her alone.
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