Wow! My Aunty literally just lost her 5 months old baby today at the day care.
She dropped her baby off by 11 and by 1, they called to inform her that the baby is dead. This is the baby she just got after 13 years of childlessness.
I'm numb. I'm so fuckin'...
Muslim people are fuckin' amazing. I'm squatting two Muslim babes and I've never thought regretted my decisions.
The religion of Islam is of peace and all these wrongdoings are done by people who have no basic knowledge of what Islam entails.
I love y'all Muslims!
Someone at my mum's office drank sniper because of how depressed he was. Now, my mum's sat me down and said I can talk to her If anything is bothering me. How many people have to go before we start taking depression seriously?
The fact that Barcelona could have easily won this UCL but they fuckin' bottled it.
Fuck them, fuck dembele, fuck the league, fuck me as a fan, fuck Barcelona.
I recently cut off a friend who's 22 for dating a girl who's 16. I told him that it's fuckin' child abuse and he could get arrested when if he was abroad. He actually said it's Nigeria and they are in love, so age doesn't matter.
Rubbish.
Lol. Many Christians think like Maraji.
They only tolerate Muslims because they have to but deep down, there's this disgust and the belief that they worship a fake 'god' and they are going to hell.
People don't just wake up one more morning and decide to give up on school. They give up on school after their efforts, dreams, hardworking gets crushed by the shitty educational system.
After spending few hours in a guys house....
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me:
It's getting late, oh. I'd soon be leaving.
I was really broke last week.
I called my friend and asked him to help with money. He said he couldn't help. I said OK.
At 4am today, he called twice. Then sent me a text that he's sorry and He's actually going to pay to fuck me.
I've never felt this insulted.
See- I love to fuck. And I love talking about sex with people who are open to talking about sex.
Sex is as normal as breathing. Don’t let anyone shame you for loving to fuck.
This is my preaching for this morning.
How Olamide has stayed relevant all these years while dropping consistent hit songs and staying away from unnecessary drama should be studied in universities tbh.
Don't be deceived. Education is not a scam. The Nigerian educational system is a big scam but education in it self is not a scam.
Whatever you do, make sure you're educated.Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
People ask why student unions aren't doing anything as regards to the strike.
There is no student union anywhere. Powers at the top have crippled any form of power that students can have.
And like I once mentioned, we signed indemnity forms. We just want to graduate. Leave us.
Honestly, when you go out on dates order food that you can afford to pay for. P.s you're supposed to get to know the other person on a date, it's not a food fest.
Lol. If you're still in school, learn to go out.
Go out to the island and visit fancy places and see how people are living life. Let that be a motivation for you to work hard.
Education doesn't stop in the classrooms. Go out, you antisocial fuck.