#SuckADeek.✨
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on your way to take Caroline’s job 😍❤️.
Ohhh shit. Live from the ACTUAL LOVE ISLAND VILLA 😫 . Practicing my slow mo walk n that about to be on #aftersun an I am screaaaaming inside. #loveisland
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she’s 5 seconds away from telling us her dad is from Congo.
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Lucie is such a witch she doesn’t even deserve a plane ticket back. she has to surf all the way home.
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Michael said to Amber “you’ll fit in perfectly with my family, it’ll be like you’ve always been there” nahhh hell fire is waiting.
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the real problem is that you thought paigey cakey is an influencer.
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Burna is still struggling to sell tickets una, i hope you lots never compare him to Wizkid again bc they’re not mates.
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“and i would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
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this is what Priscilla thinks her blonde hair looks like when she puts it on.
Can we get into this cut , colour her face everything 😍.Hair coloured and from heiress .Model @Sharonn_I
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1) the shard and o2 are both in south. 2)stratford westfield is the shit westfield anyways. 3)you can’t even spell Canary Wharf and there’s no “-“ in olympics 😭.
East London has/had: . The Shard, The O2, The fucking O-Lympics, Westfield, Canary Wolf & the funniest people on Twitter.
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HAVAHAHAHAHAHAHA MICHAEL WHY DIDNT YOUR MATURE BABE RAISE YOUR HEART RATE.
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bare girls screaming "i could never be whitney" . first of all sis, you've been whitney and you're still whitney x.
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zeze mills really irritates me sometimes. you can have an opinion but don’t state it like it’s the general consensus.
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una that tingly feeling you get when you like someone. that's common sense leaving your body.
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ELLIE IS A DIRTY LITTLE LIAR WHEN SHE CAME INTO THE VILLA SHE SAID SHE WAS OPENED TO GETTING WITH JACK #LoveIsland .
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she didn’t deserve any of them. she had the personality of a shoe, dno why everyone wanted her so much kmt.
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this is PRINCETON princeton??.
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this episode is literally season 1. queen dany marching in = king robert coming to winterfell. the little boy climbing trees = bran climbing walls. jon and his fat friend sam in the crypt = ned and his fat friend robert in the crypt.
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you gotta rub your bum against his dick by accident on purpose 🌚.
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honestly sleeping next to bae is the nicest thing. like you're half awake at 3am & you squeeze him or feel him pull you in tighter. lovely🌚.
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LAURA AND PAUL OVER KAZ AND JOSH??? OI FIAT 500 TWITTER ARE WORKING HARD BUT OUR GOD IS BIGGER! #LoveIsland.
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Luca telling Indiyah it’s just a kiss but FUMING that Gemma was talking to someone that liked her #LoveIsland.
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speaking of frontals, am i allowed to say what frontal?😍 (insta: deprestigewigs)
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when people message me out of the blue I'm just like "rah what made you think of me today 🤔".
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from “whitney, come get your man” to “jayde, come get your vagina”. oh how the tables have turned.
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If I'm cussing my man, don't gain confidence and try cuss him too. What has he done to you?😕.
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man said he's a professional woman beater with so much pride
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My mom still thinks I'm a virgin, little does she know that all these " school trips" I've gone, I was really going to take dick from bae 😭.
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she cut her hair?? she’s officially entered phase two of heartbreak.
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Bmt if anything happened to my ex a little part of me might just die 🚶🏾 some of you are filled with so much hate, it's scary.
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if i was Whit and i said sorry and Ella didn’t, i’d take it back and call her the most selfish person dead or alive. #LoveIsland.
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you can acc live your best life without being disgusting and embarrassing una.
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dno who he’s fooling bc he absolutely did not sell out, i saw the covered seats.
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the girl in Imaani’s thread reminds me of the type of girl Cardi was talking about when she said this lmaoooo
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what's wrong with being 19 and taking the bus looool? having a car doesn't mean you've made it una.
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this is worse than the suya video.
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forreal a lot of people need to gimme my number back cos we don't even talk. just having my number for decoration.
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every time megan says she feels bad, she’s smiling, nahh i swear this girl is a witch 😭 #LoveIsland.
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boys will leave you with no explanation then have the cheek to come back to you again. but let a girl do that to them, she's a demon. kmt.
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Warren’s ex’s response was unnecessary and irrelevant. Mariam barely said anything mean about her, me personally i would’ve told her to die.
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lmaooooooo how can the baby be offended 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
So she thinks the baby is ugly. I just don’t know why people that aren’t the baby are offended.
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shit kisser?? laura?? laura is so bitter. bitterness is the reason why she looks so old #LoveIsland.
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wendy williams' body is so upsetting bmt i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy 😭 http://t.co/19PnBKYI4K.
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One time I was cussing my boyfriend to a friend and she was like "he's so stupid, dumb fuck" and I switched on her 😭😭.
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imagine slashing car tyres and fighting bitches because of a man lmaoooooooo when i’m not a bastard.
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i hate getting flashbacks from things i don't want to remember.
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boys are weak. no self control at all. all they know is cheat cheat cheat. red eye bastards.
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waitttt i swear the jade girl has chlamydia!!! yéyé whitney you better go get yourself check out 🗣🗣.
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if your man is chatting to a girl inappropriately you pattern him not the girl. is she in ur relationship? she doesn't owe you anything.
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it’s Dennis shining teeth in the pics for me. for that alone, this is a Porsha stan account 🤣.
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how can your hair be shit on your birthday? does that even make sense.
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