tumi
@pr3cioustaiwo
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Joined March 2017
These lot were 16 living like they were 22.
if you know who these lot are then you’re fucking elite n i want to be friends with you
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men cheat because of the type of man they are, not the type of woman you are.
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I dare you. Fam I actually dare you to play like that.
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if the NHS gets privatised, sneezing or coughing near me is a form of attack and we’ll have to scrap.
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I genuinely can’t afford to have another “bad” year so this one has to slap by fire by force.
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England team deserved the win, but England fans deserve absolutely nothing.
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Dw girls, if you’re still single, your future ozzband might still be in year 7🙈.
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till this day, I still don’t know who’s who.
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“I beg you in the name of the celebrant” is the funniest thing I’ve heard today.
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no coleslaw, no mac & cheese, no lasagna, no supermalt, no plantain, no seafood? What do you people actually like?.
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Please value education more than marriage. Nobody wants to marry an olodo.
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Being black is having people cross the street because they’re scared of you.
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Why do girls look like babies once they take their makeup off?🤣🤣🤣.
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When I’m on a first class back to Naij and the racist ostriches that told me to “go back to my own country” are fighting in the war
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They’re the reason why some people touch uni and start moving mad.
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I’ve been telling you vagina people to find a darkskin man since we’re all LOYAL.
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me at the wizkid concert:.
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Elite culture, elite food, elite languages, we’re just elite tbh.
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I saw A Levels and got ptsd.
Whenever I see pretty girls on my tl I just have to say something 😍I can’t ignore it, on a levels y’all beautiful.
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I think this ‘🥺’ emoji should be permanently removed cause all you females know how to do is abuse it.
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On a serious note, why don’t you girls get suspicious when this happens?.
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Oyinbo romance is so interesting, gonna tell a babe she’s got a cracking stare.
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Honestly I don’t say this enough, but God loves everyone of you and I hope everyone finds their way to him.
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I pray that God puts a blanket of protection over every single one of my family & friends IJN. Death is inevitable but everyone deserves to have a full life. He was 20 years old. RIP Pop Smoke.
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I’m convinced women start arguments for no reason just to see if you care🤧.
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Women are mad, women are mad, women are mad, women are mad. I cannot believe this.
Hotel cleaner who stole millionaire’s sperm from a used condom won child support battle
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The wildest thing is God knows every single bad thing you’ve ever done. Every single fault, mistake, imperfection, weakness, error. Yet He chooses to love you anyways.
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Friendships where you can turn up to their yard uninvited>>>>>>.
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people who organise their apps by colour are psychos, I said what I said.
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God Forbid in the life of me, my friends and family IJN. We will all go into fulfilling, happy marriages with God at the centre IJN.
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she’s actually way too pretty to be firming getting cheated on multiple times. Hope she realises her worth sha.
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He no longer has power over me or my life. God has given me the victory.
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I’m convinced you lot talk to robots. Because there isn’t a single person I’ve met who doesn’t do this🤨.
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Since it’s National Boyfriend Day, I just wanna remind you that Bobrisky still has 22 boyfriends and counting. How many do you have?.
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i wonder when we’ll stop saying “mcm” & “wcw” and get into actual long lasting relationships.
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The world actually needs to reach out to Yemen man. 2 million malnourished children with 360,000 of them struggling to survive because of civil war.
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at least fry the banana if you wanna eat it with it, but rice and banana??👎🏾.
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Instead of prison, they should just send people to remote parts of Australia so they can do real life Hunger Games.
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Everyone talking about their heartbreak experiences and I can’t relate in the slightest
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She’s gonna be that mum thats always pressed when anyone’s resting at home.
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When Summer said “if he cheated on you, he loves you, take him back” >>>>>.
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It’s 4 am, just reminding you there’s 3 months left in 2019 & you’re still single. You’ll probably enter the new year single too.
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Did anybody else use to watch those music channels on Sky everyday? Like Starz.
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We’re baiting out secrets? Ok, guys I’ve never watched Titanic, like ever.
I have never listened to Chixtape 4.
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I know Timothy Goes to School the goat but y’all gon respect Strawberry Shortcake & Frannys Feet.
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Ngl her attitude seems perfectly fine to me or am I missing something?.
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having a relationship with Jesus is the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I’ll forever scream it from the rooftops.
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On a g ting, why does it feel like relationships nowadays are just about money & sex?.
What do any of you actually give your man apart from vagina.
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When a girl I’m not attracted to tries to flirt & calls me “sir” I see it as a form of attack.
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This guy is too talented, his short films were too dope.
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I’ll chef up indomie for you so different, you won’t even recognise it.
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