Mathew Tooke
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@FightMate
That’s a pathetic “jumping” 4 or 5 of them against a school kid and he got up and walked away 🤦🏼♂️
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@AnfieldWatch
A lot of people on here saying “but they chanted when we went to their ground”
Yes some did, which is why the true fans are taking this new banner, to send a message to the minority that it is not acceptable & not what their club is about.
Well done Forest fans 👍🏻
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@ACL_Soccer
Applying the laws correctly when a player makes some absolute clown shoes decisions is what corruption looks like? 🤔 interesting take.
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@ChukwunyeluOrji
@FrankKhalidUK
No, they all played football, but nowhere near as well as Salah.
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@TBBOB2
@CreepyOrg
It’s not a ‘significant legal response to an online streaming “incident”’
It’s a woefully insufficient legal response to a murder.
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@ACL_Soccer
I watched both the Liverpool and Villa games in their entirety.
If you think either of Ayew’s bookings weren’t correct you should change your name to ACL_Knitting or ACL_Bookclub because clearly football is not for you.
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@RyanDilks1
So many people don’t actually have a clue about the laws.
That is a foul on the ‘keeper (regardless of how theatrically he fell, or even if he just stood there and stayed up)
Ref’s had a howler and should be demoted and an apology issued.
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@FastestPitStop
A racing incident, recognised as such by the drivers and stewards, how refreshing.
Piastri’s a great kid, his overtakes on cold hard tires, with no DRS, we’re superb. A genuine star in the making.
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@AnfieldWatch
Never thought I’d say this, but Jones deserves to keep his place. And with his recent form Jota has to start.
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@stoni98
@19_Sean_90
@avisualgame
@LtonTutuKufaz
@CoteDrogba
That’s the point though “prime season” Hazard only ever really had one stand-out season. Salah has been exceptional for 6 years. So much so that with a better output than players “in the form of their life” like Rashford and Saka, he is deemed to be having a “bad” season.
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@Factable_
So they monetised their kids by making them perform for cameras, and it ended in divorce for them and mental/behavioural problems in the kids?
Well colour me surprised 🤦🏼♂️
Pay heed “influencer” families.
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@andrewlawrence
There are plenty out there who like Lineker’s presenting & analysis on MOTD & anyone I’ve heard mooted to replace him so far gets a big thumbs down.
Anyone with a basic level of intelligence should find it quite easy to separate his TV work from his personal political opinion.
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@JohnPaulBennet6
“2 minutes after the agreed extra time” 🤣 it’s not an agreed amount, it’s a minimum. Ref wouldn’t have played those extra mins if your lot (especially Pope) weren’t constantly wasting time, it started in the 1st half, got worse in the 2nd & went into overdrive in stoppage time
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@neallufcforever
@GaryLineker
Off his feet, in the air, comes from behind and goes through Elliot’s leg. Struijk had no thought for Elliot, only the ball and definitely comes under endangering an opponent. Combined with the speed and force it’s understandable the ref went for red.
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@AnkurGa79689647
@TheBarmyArmy
And King Kohli can’t score at home or away, so what does that make him a no-track bully?
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@MufcWonItAll2
@TonyMon93270418
I guess you’ve never heard of inflation? Don’t get me wrong SAF is the greatest manager in British (if not world) football history but this ridiculous narrative from Utd fans, that he did it on some shoestring budget is just laughable.
He broke the transfer record 5 times 🤦🏼♂️
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@BadFutbollTakes
And yet apparently the top three for player of the year are:
Haaland - Fair
Rashford - 🤷🏻♂️
Saka - 🤷🏻♂️
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@NoPlugMedia
“Beats up” 🤣🤣🤣 dude just stood up, swept his hair out of his eyes and walked away, pathetic beat down!
Should have said “see you later son, don’t be late, and remember your chores” as he left.
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@MilitaryBanter
Here’s a link to the survey that’s accessible from civi browsers, hit it hard, 76,000 serving squaddies, be funny when they get 200,000 responses 🤣
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@Kunal_Biswas707
@Morbidful
Not having her own gear confiscated is really paying off, bet she’s getting loads of use out of it now 🤦🏼♂️
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@AllisonPearson
There’s a whole lot of reaching/assumption in your post, this inflammatory posting with no evidence to back it up does nothing to help either side in the conflict & actually serves to stir up further hatred.
Probably best to show support for all innocents, or to not post at all.
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@likeastar20
@TrillAFC_
Bale did it at Spurs to earn a World Record transfer to Real Madrid, scoring goals in UCL finals and such like, and has carried Wales to their first major tournaments in decades.
Compared to him Saka is mid
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@ProfColinDavis
I don’t know how you, with YouGov & others, can say with a sort of straight face that a poll of 2,069 people is an accurate representation of anything.
You’d get a broader spectrum, & a more accurate gauge of the public, by asking a League 2 football crowd to put up their hands
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@RegistaCall
I think he is actually the most one-footed player I have ever seen. And it clearly costs him in many situations.
There is no excuse for a professional footballer to be that one-footed.
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@Droog28311267
@JohnStokes0uk
@darrengrimes_
The vandals didn’t deploy the Fire Service to this task, this should have been carried out by Council workers.
Whoever decided to use the Fire Servcie for this job are the ones wasting their time & keeping them from being available for a genuine emergency.
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@Watch_LFC
Too high transfer fee, too much wages, too much baggage, too much attitude. No thanks.
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@FinFangFoom007
@766ers
Whilst he has missed some sitters in other games, tonight he drew 3 top-drawer saves from Leno, along with his 2 assists, he’s got nothing in common with Carroll beyond having long hair.
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@BrunsypPB
@chriswatson187
On the PL payroll 🤣 Who? ITV who have no Premier League football at all? Not even highlights.
Yeah I’m sure their in cahoots with the Premeier League 🤦🏼♂️
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@buskerstu
@bkelly776
He’s never once “asked for” or “demanded” a replay, so if that’s your best banter you should probably quit while you’re behind.
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@OrdsallReds
In what mental world do you think that’s not a penalty? 🤯
If he didn’t get a red card to go with it he’s incredibly lucky!
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@AnythingLFC_
He’s a recent withdrawal, and KDB longer term, but funny how many of the others suddenly withdrew with “knocks” when we were announced as the early kick off.
Like Fergie all over again.
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@Hammering_Away
Robbed 🤣 Bowen can’t play a simple cross, Cornet can’t finish his dinner, Bowen can’t time his run. WHU we’re gifted enough chances but fluffed their lines, so are banging in about one, subjective (but correct under the laws) decision.
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@Jim_Keoghan
Nobody’s been deceived though, the keeper got nowhere near the ball and hit a running player’s leg with his flailing arm.
Just because Jota took a step trying to stay on his feet doesn’t negate the fact that it is a foul.
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@HendrickD82
@x_midor
@LFC_004
“Crap as a 6” 🤦🏼♂️ he was keeping Fabinho out of the team, on form, even after Fab returned from injury.
If he successfully gets through his growing issues (as the likes of Gerrard and Messi did) he can be our 6 for the next 10+ years.
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@BaldDavid_
@FA
@premierleague
Even if they were kicking off at that decision (they weren’t) it makes no difference. Good decision, bad decision, players have a duty to behave in the correct manner, and the clubs have a responsibility over that.
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@AndyGoode10
The SA winger changing his line to block Steward from challenging/tackling in the build up to the first try was as bad. But however poor the officiating it doesn’t take away from the fact that England are currently very poor and nowhere near contenders for the WC.
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@NorthBankNadim
“Bodychecked” 🤣
Alexis literally just stood his ground, turning away to protect himself, as Saka ran into him. Saka is one of many forwards who think kicking a ball 1 way & running, in a different direction, into a player is obstruction.
He may’ve been winded, but it’s on him
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@yes_griffin__
@FPLAlexndrArnld
@BBCMOTD
“Same treatment” 🤣🤣
MacAllister literally just stood his ground & Saka ran into him, then threw himself down clutching his chest.
ARS complaining that he needs protecting 🤦🏼♂️ needs to stop throwing himself to the ground every time he fails to beat his man (which is very often)
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@MilitaryBanter
You can tell this guy’s an absolute screamer because his phone auto corrects “act” to “Ack” what a belter!
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@CLoGreeno
So many people on here literally just making up shit & claiming it as the laws 🤦🏼♂️
Has to make one revolution - No
Has to leave the quadrant - No
Other team have to be told 🤷🏻♂️ - No
Would do a lot of people good to actually have a read of the laws.
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@toffeeblue76
@TeleFootball
@HACKETTREF
He didn’t “make an action” he literally didn’t move, he stood still and Colwill ran into him and grabbed him.
Never seen that given as “interfering” before and, I guarantee, you never will again.
Luckily the better team won, in spite of the officiating.
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@MusialaEra
Salah walks into literally every team in the world, Bayern, Man City, Real you name them Salah walks into it.
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@JimsWheels
Indeed, ridiculous of the cyclist to pass the stationary cars on the wrong side of the road, leaving the oncoming car no possible way to pass while maintaining the advised safe distance. Cyclists coming online to post about bad drivers would do well to be riding well themselves.
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@footballmad432
@Mo4Mohamad
It’s mad how people don’t see it. Alisson gets an honourable mention but Salah is our most important player this season, without him we are in a relegation fight.
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@JamesNonchalant
A ridiculous sweeping generalisation to apply to any generation. Car ownership is a preference, influenced by need for many, status for others & the converse applies to those who don’t want a car. I literally could not survive without one & have kids on both sides of the fence.
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@RTMN85597608
@Sid_footyF1
No Max has a better machine (as Lewis did for years) but Max currently has no competition in the car because, despite Horner’s repeated denials, Perez clearly doesn’t have equal machinery.
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@SkySportsNews
@GNev2
The disrespect to Salah is unreal! More goals & assists than Saka or Rashford, whilst playing in a team that has struggled for large parts of the season.
Needs 1 goal from the next 2 games to be the 1st player in Premier League history to have a 20G/10A season 3 times.
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@AnfieldEdition
@SportsPeteO
@footyinsider247
Right decision, Brighton laughed off Arsenal’s £75m bid, he’s going to easily be £90-100m if they sell at all.
We need to spread the budget (whatever that turns out to be) around at least 4 or 5 players. Not one crazy money player and equally not two >£80m players.
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@Fs_Laputa
He got his chance last season when Fabinho was injured, but then kept Fabinho out of the team, on form, when Fab returned from his injury.
If he successfully gets through his growing issues (as the likes of Gerrard and Messi did) he could be our 6 for the next 10+ years.
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@the_united_lad_
@Football__Tweet
What’s disrespectful about picking a guy with 6 league goals, as a centre forward, over a guy with zero league goals? 🤦🏼♂️🤡
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@Clay28311788
@amayadeakins
@CalltoActivism
There is misinformation in this post. It wasn’t a payday loan he was waiting for, it was Govt paid benefits. He was in the UK where therapy is available (free of charge) on the NHS.
However many people don’t know how to access it & many (particularly men) are nervous/afraid to.
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@Myles_LFC
@LFCTransferRoom
Intention means nothing, the deliberate element was taken out of the laws years ago. His arm is away from the body making his silhouette clearly bigger. I don’t like the current hand ball law, but under it that should have been a penalty.
Luckily we still came way with a lead.
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@willreyner
That 8.3 for Caicedo must be a screen grab from an old Brighton game, he hasn’t put in more than a 5.5 performance since he’s been at Chelsea.
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@IanDoyleSport
PGMOL need to release audio from Tierney’s talk with Klopp. If they’re happy nothing untoward was said, but Klopp is adamant something unacceptable was said (a weird thing to make up knowing it could be easily checked) there could be a simple loss in translation.
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@ruviexo
Connecting this card to grief, or her father, is an exceptional reach.
All it says is “I’m offended” which Nella has made her whole persona since ep 1. It could refer to any or all of her ridiculous overreactions.
If it had been a Father’s Day card, you may have had a point.
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@JustStu369
@PenMicro
@KingBobIIV
Cleopatra is a matter of historical fact, Jesus is fictional and can thus be any colour the story writers and re-wrtiters wish.
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@CursedFootball
It’s actually funny that Pogba was such a bad signing that even Antony, Maguire & Onana haven’t surpassed it for poor transfer dealings 🤣
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@yurrfavtay
@BeatsSnipp79173
@freakoutfights
What context? She slapped him, he defended himself, no further context needed.
Red hoody guy should have minded his own business.
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@theJeremyVine
@VeoliaUK
@LBHF
You truly seem more and more, day by day, to be attempting to absolve cyclists, and pedestrians, of any responsibility for their own safety.
If you choose to ride into oncoming traffic (regardless of the obstruction) you deserve to be hurt.
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@sentientbroom
@mrjohnhendry
@RichardBurgon
Afford what?
THERE IS FREE VOTER ID AVAILABLE TO EVERY ELIGIBLE VOTER!
You colossal bell end!
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@mugyebaleko
@kelvmackenzie
Her going out of her way to find offence in innocent statements, to be hypocritical, and to argumentative, whilst trying to make everything about her are not “real issues”
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@TheSaItIsHere
But, but, but, apparently he’s better with his feet than De Gea.
Must be colourblind though because he can’t tell the difference between red and white shirts 🤣🤣
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@indykaila
@LFC
I know Klopp can get the best out of most players, but a guy with less than 40 senior goals in 7 years, who will cost the best part of €100m doesn’t excite me.
Another case of a guy who had a couple
of good UCL games against us clouding judgements.
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@_LewisLFC
@ZonalPlays
The very video clip in this thread shows why he isn’t better off the ball. A better DM reads the situation & does something about it instead of jogging along side & giving Jota a free pass.
Apart from maybe being slightly quicker Rice doesn’t have one attribute better than Rodri
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@H_H_Gray
He can’t prosecute, or choose not to, a ridiculous notion people have picked up from American films.
Any decision to prosecute is made by the CPS based on the case presented by the police. They can even do so if he explicitly wishes they do not, provided they have evidence.
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@HelenMorganMP
Making ID compulsory for voters is neither divisive nor unnecessary. In an age of ever increasing identity fraud it ensures safe democracy. The only people making it an issue are political opponents using it as a stick to bash the government and people with something to hide.
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@MACarrollCFC
@stoni98
@19_Sean_90
@avisualgame
@LtonTutuKufaz
@CoteDrogba
Being “involved in build up play” is impossible to quantify but if you think Salah isn’t, then you know very little about football. And as with the better goals and assists he has done it consistently for years unlike Hazard.
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@elites_sport
@Football__Tweet
Nope, one’s in the naughty corner and the other one is on the phone to Greenwood asking how much it costs to buy a victim’s silence.
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@MacFullerMac
@LaylaMoran
If anyone turned up & tried to use a bank card as voter ID they clearly don’t have the mental capacity to be trusted with a vote.
Either that or they are deliberately trying to make a scene, we’re they filming it for their socials?
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@CityBIue
@Joey7Barton
@J_Dyer_Official
“One of the best sports presenters in the country” 🤷🏻♂️
I have full subscriptions to Sky, TNT, and I PPV many events on other platforms watching a huge variety of sports and have literally never heard of him until this tweet.
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@SamueILFC
@JackMills96
Credit where it’s due yes, his best performance this season, and in a long time before that, but he was solid without being spectacular, with one stand-out moment of quality.
“Different class” is the sort of over reaction that makes fans laugh at us.
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@thfcmikkel
The hypocrisy is actually laughable.
Complaining about a yellow card tackle, being given as a yellow card, by showing a compilation of the statistically dirtiest player in the league since he arrived. And suggesting you want him to target another player?
Wow!
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@Kloppholic
I don’t think there’s any agenda, it’s the TV companies that bid for/pick games.
We are a massive club with a huge fan base, especially heading east of here through Europe & Asia. Early kick offs allow them to get a wider viewing base, particularly when so few are televised.
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@vluc444
@Kloppholic
That’s entirely on VVD
Let it bounce
Failed to clear at the second chance
Got bullied by Martinelli trying to shield
Expected Alisson to collect it outside his box
Then got in his way when he did come
Pathetic defending.
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