an escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. good luck

ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia

I took a break from this platform for a while, but you all have supported my work for years, so it only feels right to share this here too. After almost three years of work, my debut cookbook I Sleep in My Kitchen is officially available for preorder 🥹

Celebrating not having work tomorrow so I made cranberry sauce, banana pudding, wild rice stuffing, and pumpkin knots with cinnamon butter :)

even at my lois i meg it happen

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watching The Big Short and nodding after every scene like i’m watching the oracle itself

I hope my old family computer is ok wherever it is

this has staying power

Keeping up feels identical to losing my mind at this point

Today I survived and made spaghetti with turkey meatballs

feel like the grinch when his heart grew 3 sizes watching democracy actually work

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care about any of this. WHEN will there be a snoopy emoji????

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This Halloween it feels like the monster is me

type shit

btw 40 million Americans may lose access to food assistance because of the shutdown. Wishing our leaders a well-fed weekend!

I text my dad like he’s Grok

tonite we staying up till one billion o clock

Sometimes you see something and it sees you