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@singeddryad
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caligula and that pervert fragonard’s number one defender / “tireless bitch” / she/her 🏳️🌈 https://t.co/58UFyG5l6e
paris of appalachia
Joined September 2017
It’s giving bunny cafe
Cuomo election night party is pretty dead, with an hour til polls close
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it was always my least favorite night to work because regulars are so excited for the extra hour at the bar, it gets so fucking busy and nobody ever tipped well enough at penny bar to make busting my ass remotely worth it
imagine being a bartender and the bar closes at 2 and then the clocks change back to 1 and now you have to work an extra hour I’d kms
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armand is so funny for that bc ai weiwei’s golden age wallpaper has these patterns that are made up of handcuffs, twitter birds, and surveillance cameras, critiquing state surveillance and control. armand suggesting that wallpaper, knowing what he’s doing to louis, is so 😭
Armand: "How about the Ai Weiwei wallpaper with the Hockney lemons?" Louis: "Like we're a Firmdale Hotel lobby?" 🙄 AND HIS FACE jsjwjsjhshs this makes me laugh so hard everytime, they couldn't even agree on the decor 😭
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everyone needs a little bit of something rotten in their life, he is a world class WoW player and i post here
Why are married people on twitter. Why didn’t love save you.
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something really special about asking the person you love most in the world to quit yelling at his WoW guild so you can hear cyberpunk 2077 the loudest game ever
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at this point reclaiming our minds needs to be an active and conscious pursuit
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my fav thing we’ve done with the house
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me and adam this year but the problem is i fear we’ll never be able to top it and will just have to costume repeat forever
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*horniest I've ever been* what's you're favorite Le Creuset color
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everyone on here was straight up lying when they predicted carême would be bad!
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I think if you need AI to create art you are just sortof a loser and there's no way to litigate that
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This is the next level after, “Why would someone pay so much for something you can buy on Zara/AliExpress/Shein/Temu?” Once you start getting into fibers and fabrics, you can’t go back. It’s more than appearances.
got a $895 ralph lauren wool cardigan for $30 at an auction and i was like “how can this boring ass cardigan cost so much, i’ll sell it” and my god when i tell you it is the softest thing i’ve ever worn in my life
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oh yeah dude it’ll be such good characterization if i’m mid open mouth chew every time i speak. that’s cinema
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watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list
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braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the mustard curator
never complaining about the mustard museum again. this is the shit. i put it in my deviled egg salad
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me and the girls at the vampire lestat concert
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i’m seated
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