SimpleSimon
@simon1972
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Brussels, Belgium
Joined March 2008
Wore a black turtleneck jumper to work and so far have -been asked where my box of milk tray is -asked when the next jazz band are on -asked if I’m planning to steal the moon -had the Mission Impossible theme tune whistled at me. Twice. -been called Steve Jobs #officelife
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Amazing how quiet my timeline here is getting. Everyone is over at the other place now it seems.
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Just thinking of that time in 2018 when Quincy Jones gave a couple of remarkable interviews with eye-popping details. RIP to a real one. Here's the Vulture interview (1/2) https://t.co/lbBGA01wju
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100% this transition is my biggest failure as a filmmaker, to this day I laugh myself silly by just saying the word “latte”. No one in the art department could make a latte and me, an extreme coffee lover, will take this shame to my grave.
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I’ve been sitting on this news for a while. I love being an author but I feel it’s time for a change. So…I’ve decided to become a film star! It’s something I’ve wanted to do since being a little girl and I’m so excited for my new venture! I hope you all enjoy my new film 🙏
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if you saw that notice about a Terms of Service update, this is the main clause it changed. it explicitly lets twitter use your posts and any attached media — including images, videos, and their audio — for the training of AI models like Grok. it will be in effect November 15.
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Apparently at WH Smith station bookshop at Milton Keynes Central ... Fine work, people. Fine work.
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Oops, don’t be alarmed by some of our @bbcweather app data this morning. Be assured there won’t be 14408mph winds, hurricane force winds or overnight temperatures of 404°C. 🤦♂️ It is being looked at and hopefully sorted asap 🤞
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For me the misty early mornings are the best things about autumn
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There's a new The Smile album out today. Quite a mixed bag, but there's some quality Jonny Greenwood guitar shredding on this track, if you like that kind of thing. https://t.co/LBL0HmDQU1
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Overheard on a bus today: “Is that old bloke listening to us?”
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Spain has really played the long game with this one, but respect where it’s due
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Tried biscuits in gravy. Not sure why Americans rave about it.
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Literally all the time
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Spending a lot more time on Bluesky these days. More genuine engagement, less aggression, no porn, no ads, no blue ticks & a blissful dearth of RW nutjobs & tech bros. I don't care if it IS an echo chamber; it's much more rewarding & less stress-inducing over there.
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