ezra 🪬🍉
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currently posting from armandhead central || 28, he, ✡️
Joined August 2015
new 📌 since i'm prone to cluttering up my media tab haha. artwork will be linked in replies . 🥃 tumblr: .📷 insta: .👾 twitch: .🎬 letterboxd:
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do they seriously not teach kids in the uk about the transatlantic slave trade. the british helped FOUND it.
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ryan gosling did not scream like a little girl in the nice guys for you all to be suggesting the most bland netflix actors as a replacement for ken purely because forehead wrinkles scare you. get serious.
idk man ryan gosling as ken isnt giving what they thought it was. im genuinely terrified wtf is this?!??
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a lot of discussion i’ve seen talking about like, “how could people who survived the holocaust turn around and do this to others” reminds me of how during a talk about his book MAUS, art spiegelman said re:israel, “suffering doesn’t make people good, it just makes them suffer”.
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this is like the most normal response you can possibly give and i’m seeing ppl call her some kind of freak for this.
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vtubers that are just white westerners hiding their racial identity behind a kawaii anime icon while doing baby voice as grown ass adults are a social plague dude.
Silvervale returns to stream Hogwarts - "I will not be bullied by a bunch of Twitter freaks with nothing better to do with their goddamn lives"
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at what point will people just drop their harry potter and related properties related hyperfixations like i am begging at this point dude the marauders cannot be that good.
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man knowing what i do about how his character designer was specifically referencing black queer/gnc punk rockers the decision to seemingly remove all of his makeup does not sit right with me.
ICYMI: #AcrossTheSpiderVerse's home release has slightly altered Spider-Punk's design during the canon event explanation scene! Photos & details:
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ekko is so funny for being like “ewww gross i can’t believe silco and vander got back together. anyway time to go back to my regular timeline where my evil wife who hates me and tries to blow me up every time she sees me is waiting”.
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how are you supposed to be expected to work when every time you look at your phone you see people crying out one last time before a media blackout swallows their voices whole.
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they had to kill silco off in s1 because if caitlyn tried to use gas attacks to catch him in s2 he would’ve just tanked that shit like a pokemon immune to status debuffs.
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omg ok you guys know i try to keep my pop culture opinions to myself but doing this complete image overhaul but your music still sounds like baa baa black sheep have you any wool is so goddamn funny.
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i can’t ever get into serious discussions about the political plot of arcane bc i have no interest in defending plot choices when all my critiques are like “why are almost all the oppressed characters white” “why are the faces of piltover oppression mostly nonwhite”.
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they’re going to need to do a case study on how much this show managed to make everyone who was previously pushing for it fucking hate it and want it gone when s2 finished.
‘OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH’ has been cancelled by Max after 2 seasons.
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it’s so funny how every single “be gay do crimes” comic i see is about dumb shit like shoplifting from an art supply store and not like, hopping turnstiles or doing antifascist graffiti.
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saw this post on tumblr and it made me laugh so hard i had to take a crack at my own version #mgs
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silent hill is the only franchise where you could tell fans they’re getting a game remake and a movie and a new installment and the immediate reaction is to start screaming and crying and throwing up and pleading to make it stop.
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i supported irving even when he started off by slutshaming mark.
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whatever you do don’t think about how silco likely isn’t all that strong yet carried his kid all the way from the bridge to the cannery himself.
any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother
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her books suck but “read it first and decide” is incredibly evenhanded advice. mind you i was reading stuff worse than this before high school.
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i understand why mark s. did all that but i still want to attack him with a hammer.
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kind of fascinating to me that a design that was universally acknowledged to be really weird when the first artbook came out is getting so heavily rehabilitated now lol.
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it is really crazy how every single time john mulaney shows up anywhere the first thing people jump to discuss is his marriage falling apart and not like, the fact that he platformed dave chappelle in the middle of an extremely public transphobia controversy.
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idk i find “i didn’t know, i’m not american” to be a pretty flimsy defense of touring a “haunted” plantation.
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ben stiller slowly cranking the age gap yaoi dial and looking back at the audience for approval.
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sorry for the rubbernecking but i’m learning that there are fandoms where people will freak out if a zine has a contributing artist who doesn’t care which top/bottom configuration the ship has and i’m screaming.
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chappell roan: baby do you like this beat? i made it so you'd sleep with me.lestat, pausing his songwriting to stare wistfully at a framed picture of louis as a single tear rolls down his cheek: She understands. .
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there is unfortunately no spiritual inoculation against cruelty. the holocaust was not a “teachable moment.” a population can experience unimaginable and senseless inhumanity and still inflict it on others. there is nothing morally cleansing about hardship.
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le guin’s quote on the cult of women’s knowledge remains evergreen
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the new pope being from illinois and also hating jd vance is so funny we’re about to see heretofore unknown levels of midwest beef.
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hey so i’m not really interested in causing any drama but just as a warning this person is a violent transphobe who pretended not to be in order to insert herself into trans circles then leaked their personal info to kiwifarms/4chan. also admitted to it when someone asked
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PEOPLE MAKING YAOI OF THIS ARE DEMENTED.
starting this bc i'm sick of scrolling really quickly past spoilers yayyy
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old woman yuri. is anyone hearing me. is this thing on.
yeah sooooo i’m gonna need these two divas in STEM to come together and maximize their joint slay #severance
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everyone wanting ryan gosling and emma stone to do another film together combined with the knowledge now that emma stone can also do strange and unpleasant and offputting (thanks poor things) makes me want to put forth a modest proposal:
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do you guys ever think about how this platform seems to have been overtaken by the type of person who told that girl she was evil for making chili for her neighbors.
i thought the birds that poor woman painted were nice. what a deranged person you have to be to track down a stranger whose worst moment you eavesdropped on and flayed open for social media attention in order to find their art and publicly mock it.
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i love when this man gets possessed by the spirit of his mother and says something that blows everyone’s hair back.
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it’s ironically a weirdly christian position to take as well. suffering shouldn’t be seen as anything but injury, instead people are always trying to contextualize it into a narrative that makes hardship “worth it”.
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digital titties flapping around at the slightest breeze while doing a bad impression of an anime character giving a speech against bullying We are all going to hell dude.
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1) fandoms have always had elements of bullying .2) it’s gotten worse due to a) the disappearance of forums which served as walled gardens b) social media apps like this one algorithmically rewarding conflict and bullying and c) an overall rise in fascist belief.
i remember seeing a video about how the pandemic allowed all those high-school bully type people to invade fandoms and deem normal community type things as cringe and bad and everyday I see just how true it is.
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bro can we go back to when artists drew boobs bc they just thought they were sexy and not writing pages-long manifestos arguing with embarrassing strawmen about how Progressive it is to draw women getting their clothes melted off.
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dev patel i saw you drive a knife into that guy’s throat with your teeth in monkey man can you PLEASE return my calls.
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everyone’s always fighting over who mark should end up with in severance no one’s talking about whether he had a fraught bisexual situationship with petey.
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considering i and friends have gotten homophobically or racially harassed for drawing our interpretations of characters and no big artists jumped to our defense yet everyone’s gotta do this for “woman with busted waist genderbend #593570485284” i really just have to laugh.
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i’m sorry but no one else could hold their own with margot robbie as a scene partner
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lestat: i have the blood of akasha in me.armand: who?.louis: 🙂.
that post about louis being chronically uncurious is so real. cause he really saw lestat stop time multiple times and was like yeah whatever.
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gay ship for straight people is when there are two old men i personally don’t want to fuck.
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whoever sculpted those waves in his hair deserves some kind of medal.
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there is something really sad about how mouthwashing’s pov makes you think that anya locked the med bay door bc she’s intending to kill curly when in reality the med bay is the one place she’s safe from jimmy.
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too much information is coming in at any given time right now it kinda reminds me of that part in fma where edward sees all of the forbidden knowledge on earth at once and it drives him momentarily insane and gives him alchemy superpowers.
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@bloomfilters have you read the bb murder files by any chance? she’s the mc and she’s sooooo cool.
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“why did they make the character primarily pushing for revolution and economic indepence a cartoonishly evil druglord” “why are piltover’s evil actions blamed on a completely separate foreign entity (noxus)”.
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the japanese name discourse going around is killing me because i forgot not everyone is in their late twenties and already went through this once before on tumblr.
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daniel’s not a loustat he hates on anyone deserving of it frequently and with great vigor. journalistic integrity merely requires setting the facts straight even if it means you do have to hand it to lestat de lioncourt this one time.
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i know why ppl turn miguel o’hara into this weird bad-boy delinquent gangster type (racism) but it is doubly funny seeing it happen to HIM when he’s literally the biggest no-fun nancy in the movie. he doesn’t have a sense of humor and he doesn’t laugh at other people’s jokes.
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the fact that he recounts all this and still says “that i and my family would do it again”.
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the visuals are the shining but the music is old mcdonald had a farm eieio.
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i used to be extremely adamant that only gay actors should play gay characters. what changed my mind on that: seeing lee pace get forcibly outed in an interview for his run in angels in america.
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like purely from an aesthetic standpoint the lipstick looked really good. what was the point of this edit if not to appeal to people who don’t like to see men in makeup.
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they alternate between blaming piltover’s disproportionately aggressive policing first on silco and then ambessa like piltover doesn’t have a whole council full of people twiddling their thumbs and shrugging when enforcers inevitably attack, beat, and kill civilians.
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anything helena does in severance can be easily explained by that post about how being insanely wealthy has the same cognitive effect as being kicked in the head by a horse every day.
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once i realized that the reason israel has such good healthcare compared to here is because we subsidize it my jokerification was fully complete.
Did you know that the USA pays for ALL Israeli citizens to have FREE healthcare and FREE college? . Why are Israelis treated better than Americans when we pay so much taxes?!.
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“legal won’t let us use the real thing” why are they on a roll lately.
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you into devil's minion?. Don't even joke vlad.
iwtv tattoo about to happen NOWWWW.
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@tiny_matsu maybe she just doesn’t like how she wrote those ones in particular lol the book’s over a decade old.
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i used to think ray bradbury was ridiculous for basically inventing the concept of airpods in fahrenheit 451. if he saw what we were doing right now with the digital image he would die on the spot.
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saw someone say he’s gay blade and i won’t lie he’s kinda selling it.
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It’s 2024.
this being the top comment on an assad edit…. we need to shut this down now
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damn i wonder why a concert movie starring the most beloved white woman in america has a higher RT score than a tv show about black vampires. definitely has nothing to do with racism.
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probably will delete later but am so delighted that there is a relationship between a man and a nonbinary person in ofmd that is still treated as gay.
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definitely not a cornplate alert! you can see that madeleine’s altered design also does away with the collar and bow, it’s the first thing claudia has worn that is intended for a woman rather than a girl 🥲
hardcore corn plate alert: I just noticed these two dresses have similar designs but the colors are inverted, not even sure if it was done intentionally but it’s cool
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i do think it’s funny that one of the defining traits of a maker/fledgling relationship in the vampire chronicles is that they can’t read each other’s minds anymore. anne rice was like You two are going to COMMUNICATE. With your WORDS.
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hey sorry to be posting about this again but this guy is hotdiggedydemon under a new account since the old one got banned. for context this guy’s a huge racist and antisemite but he’s apparently trying to rebrand so i don’t blame people for sharing this tweet
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people on art twitter hyping promare up for weeks and then i finally saw it and the plot was “they did the holocaust to magic users which was bad but to be fair they had scary uncontrollable fire powers that kept blowing up buildings”.
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Vander was generous with touch — a rough smack on the back, a warm hand on the shoulder, a friendly mussing of the hair. So it meant nothing when he pulled Silco into his arms and planted a big, wet kiss on his cheek whenever he saw him … right? #zaundads
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i’m watching the behind the scenes episode for iwtv s2 and how has NO ONE mentioned that celeste and estelle’s actresses are the founders of the stop motion animation company that provided all the animations for the stage play in the show.
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@therealgemr that’s what i figured. like the state of education may be dire but this seems like an incredibly unforced error.
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wait is that why armand refers to the sun as a “mediocre star.” has he not been able to let go of the geocentric model. is he mad at the sun.
Armand was born and turned before the heliocentric model of the galaxy was accepted and then spent centuries in the religious cult. So how do you think he reacted wheh Lestat broke it to him that the earth actually revolves around the sun.
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david cage responding to someone’s disappointment that you can’t gay romance hank as connor with “becoming a deviant is connor’s coming out story” has firmly solidified me into wanting to defeat him in single combat.
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them pulling the thin white duke specifically is interesting to me because this is around where david bowie had an extremely bizarre Fascist Phase.
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#iwtvspoilers was anyone in the theater that day like “wow this trial seems oddly specific for a play” or nah.
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i mean this as respectfully as possible idk if you guys have seen the absolute state of disney live action remakes but for everyone’s sake We do not need this.
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izzy hands is a funny character because he's trapped himself in a hell of his own creation. he's thrown a blackbeard-shaped stick into the spokes of his own bike wheels and he's screaming HOW COULD STEDE BONNET DO THIS TO ME as he careens into a ditch.
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asserting that most female star wars fans are r*ylos is an insane and ahistorical take. respect the roots of the female sw fandom: brave women in the late seventies and early eighties distributing skysolo fanfiction while dodging george lucas’ lawyers.
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me: why do they never interview taika waititi and jeff goldblum together.me, after watching a 22-minute facebook live interview where they only got through three questions and this somehow happened: ah. i see.
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iwtv twitter user 1: here’s why [character] never loved [character].iwtv twitter user 2: actually [character] was justified in [heinously abusive action] because they were kinda sad.eric bogosian: been getting into apple pie lately.
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reading anne rice is like buckling in your seatbelt prepared to eventually read something pretty racist and yet she still manages to do something that launches me through the proverbial windshield anyway.
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the langdon mel santos trio is so good. two coworkers who hate each other’s guts but who are besties with the same third coworker is really inspired.
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dude remember that time dimple insulted mob's shirt and mob instantly hit 100%
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