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Founder @Decluttrme | Podcaster Get Organised with Decluttr Me | Companion of 2 Cats š±| sometimes funny, sometimes ranty
Dubai and Kent
Joined March 2009
They couldnāt find a French singer? I mean lady gaga is good. But really?
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Weird question for Dubai peeps. Does anyone have Cascarilla? If yes can I have a pod please? I can only get from USA and wonāt be delivered till next week.
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15 days to go. Remember when the @Conservatives gave Ā£203m to a Tory peer for largely useless PPE and she spent the profits on a yacht
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Where to bloody start? There isn't enough British food to buy because the crass, malformed, malignant clown-show of Brexit that you promoted, has undermined food production, courtesy of ill-thought out subsidies. Plus, brexit-driven border controls have stymied imports.
We shouldnāt be reliant on foreign food. Buy British.
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Hi @WirelessFest @LiveNationUK any help with this please?
@WirelessFest @LiveNationUK Hi my teen daughter unfortunately canāt use her tickets now for Wireless Finsbury Park. Says resale and transfer are unavailable. Please can you let us know how we can resell them. She saved up and big loss for her if she canāt sell. Thank you
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@RishiSunak Somebody who is raped today - under your government - can expect to wait until 2029 for a trial to take place. That is the timeline that your decisions, your cuts and your chronic mismanagement has created. That is @RishiSunakās criminal justice system. That is your legacy.
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Is the secret beach open again or still open closed. Google map is not clear. Also where can I go now without wanting to scream for a parking spot or for a piece of sand to put my stuff down?
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Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says he will bring back National Service if Tories win general election Read more š https://t.co/fk4sXewTOk
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Nobody born since October 1939 has undertaken National Service in the UK. Those people are now aged at least 85. This policy is aimed at winning the votes of people who never did National Service themselves but who want to force others to do it.
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says he will bring back National Service if Tories win general election Read more š https://t.co/fk4sXewTOk
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Oh and speaking for my own teenage kids - they did their national service by abiding by the rules of lockdown, getting their jabs and doing their bit for this country even as their education was shot to pieces. Meanwhile the fuckers in the fucking Tory party partied and ate cake.
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Anyone in jvc who is savvy with cars... can you help me remove the under carriage from my car. And how do i sue these water ponds for destroying my princess.
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hello @rta_dubai, i lost my front number plate yesterday. A water pond took it off me. how do i get a new one? thanks
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how hard is it to get reimbursed as promised for an accident caused by an amazon driver?
@AmazonHelp @AmazonAE after receiving a few emails from you with empty platitudes and no action, this issue is still not resolved. Who else do I have to tag to get this sorted? @amazon @JeffBezos @ajassy
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@AmazonHelp @AmazonAE after receiving a few emails from you with empty platitudes and no action, this issue is still not resolved. Who else do I have to tag to get this sorted? @amazon @JeffBezos @ajassy
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Does anyone know someone high up in @AmazonAE who can help with this. It was bloody shocking to see the hit and run. The damage was horrific.
@AmazonAE itās bad enough that one of your drivers hit my parked car and drove away. But when you agree to cover the expenses, take my bank details and then not pay and ghost me, that is just disgusting. I would appreciate a response to this or one of the many emails I have sent.
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Holy F*ck. The BBC have just called out Israelās bullsh*t. Cherish this.
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NEWS Steve Barclay is now Environment Secretary. His wife Karen is a Senior Exec at Anglian Water. Anglian Water fined Ā£2.65m for allowing millions of litres of untreated sewage to overflow from a water recycling centre Tory conflict of interest? @Feargal_Sharkey
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Canāt make this up. As the events in London were kicking off, Brave Patriots of Nuneaton were courageously protecting the town statue. Itās not a war memorial, or Churchill, itās author George Elliot, but they went there just in case the Jane Austen Extremists showed up.
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I'm a coconut. Nothing wrong with being a coconut. There is a lot wrong with being an evil right wing schill.
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