I’m glad I started making embroidery as twitter goes down in flames because I have to somehow still preserve the dumbest things I’ve ever thought for posterity

this holiday season, all I want is vengance against my elderly moronic landlord

it is very important for me that you see these pictures of old katharine hepburn

I’m just glad someone is raising awareness about how invasive bamboo (often planted by someone looking for a fast-growing privacy screen) can be extremely difficult to get rid of. Left overgrown, can cause serious damage. Good to spread the word to plant native alternatives.

idk I'd call this a mandate from the masses; sounds like the rest of the DNC should get behind his progressive platform because it's the only one that's truly won anything in quite some time.

sorry to lib out but for so many of us this is the very first time we cast a vote that wasn’t framed to us as “the lesser of two evils,” or some other gross excuse for democracy. we actually believed in someone, canvassed for him, and saw him…win??? like??? something…worked???

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters

Everybody says don't, everybody says wait, everybody says can't fight City Hall, can't upset the cart, can't laugh at the King! Well, I say, try! I say, laugh at the kings or they'll make you cry.

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powerful but aloof (goals)

welcome to the bad place, dick cheney I hope you're looking up at Mamdani's win and are absolutely crushed you piece of shit

greatest city in the world and it’s not even close

"Why are there so many people in SNAP?! You all need to get to work!" Excluding children and elderly individuals, the reason why so many people are on SNAP is because this country allows businesses to pay people unlivable wages, which effectively makes SNAP a corporate subsidy.

me every time my partner sends me a photo of my baby while I'm at work

not me rolling up to my grad school class with a bag of veggies from my farm job, a knife, and a block of cheese so I can eat dinner in class like a lunatic

Robert Redford was the only trustworthy adult blonde man. Now there are none

Casual reminder from my mom when Nixon died: just because someone is dead doesn’t magically erase the horrific things they did. It would be a massive disservice to those he wronged to only say kind things about an evil man just because he’s dead.

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Me: it would be neat to go viral Monkey’s paw curls: only on threads

It is never a waste of an evening to delight in a beautiful dream 💗

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