Nothing good happens in a Bud Ice home

We will have massive data centers for our new internet, but we won’t have AI there. We’ll have real people working out everything on paper and creating your video prompts in Claymation. And those people will live there and won’t be allowed to leave.

Remember when the last internet collapsed because it didn’t have enough rebar??? We have plenty built in…plus plenty of stanchions for your safety.

I did a grocery shopping yesterday but forgot a few items. Is it in poor taste to ask your neighbor for a few brown and serve sausage?

The squelch of logging on to the internet is a thing of the past. Now it’s more of an empty howl. We don’t know where the sound comes from and find it better not to know. The sequel to the internet provides reliable, mostly quiet access to the worldwide web with no delays.

Remember when the internet was new and chat rooms were fun? But sometimes you’d bump into your uncle in a chat room and it was awkward? With the sequel to the internet, chat rooms are back, but with a filter that keeps out uncles. Cousins too if you flip a switch.

so grateful we finally eradicated lima beans.

…Request a texted security code to log-in to the www pre-viz platform. Wait to hear 4 clicks. Then, simple type in your order for a piping hot pizza using corpo reward voucher. We currently don’t have a way to order extra cheese. It would require a purple cord.

Imagine craving a pizza but not wanting to drive. If you have the Internet 2, no prob. You simply charge up your server for 25 minutes. Then hook up the blue “local order” cord to your laptop. Flip the #3 switch for outside transmission… cont.

What if all your passwords could just be your social security number. With the Internet 2 it can. It can also be your credit card number and even your phone number.

You want to see financials! For my Sequel to the Internet Kickstarter??? Where’s your warrant??? I never used backer money to go to Tahiti or to purchase the Polynesian Gastronomical Food Tour Excursion. Simply didn’t happen. I’ve never even tried haupia coconut pudding.

Do you know how long it would take you to download every Time-Life Books volume ever written? Under 13 minutes if you are using the Sequel to the Internet.

Why did we give up on the Dewey Decimal System.??? Best search engine there ever was. Mark my words…THE SEQUEL TO THE INTERNET IS BRINGING IT BACK

Anyone backing the Internet 2 project in the next 24hrs will receive a free Pioneers of the Internet Collector Plate set. Act quickly!

It’s not the size of your dial-up, it’s how much information you can deliver. The Sequel to the Internet will rock your LAN. (Local Area Network) Happy Valentines Day.

Evidently, you’re not allowed to shout, “BORING!” in a crowded theater either.

If I gave you this gummy bouquet for Valentines Day, would you immediately put me in the friend zone? I think that’s fair.

Proud to announce that our new internet will make your computer 100% compatible with all 1990s VCR Boardgames.

Paddling a wet river, Confucius was heard lamenting, “the purpose of a sequel is to strengthen the original, and also kick its ass!!!!!!” (He also said invest in the Sequel to the Internet before you miss out)

Tired of an internet that won’t let you steal music. Forget that. The internet 2 lets you download as many free tunes as you want. Our server holds millions of songs. Right now only Filter’s “Hey Man, Nice Shot.” Download it as much as you want. More to come!