What does peep cake taste like? Aren’t peeps just sugar. Is it sugar flavored cake?

the old ways are waiting. they always were. reject technology, embrace simplicity

Stairs ...from upper barn to old feed room below. Lower part of feed bin visible. 1958 (recent pic, still the way downstairs) #FarmMemories

What the Big East conference looked like in 1991.

99% of house shopping is guys trying to convince their wives this is cute

Back in my day all ducks stayed in a row

looking out the window at all this snow and thinking to myself that I could do absolutely nothing for a month or so and it would all be gone

I don’t believe in the weather

*i open my briefcase, take out a picture of a block of velveeta cheese & slide it across the table to my financial manager* how can i purchase one of these?

Do they use Himalayan black pepper yet or am I still supposed to have mismatched seasonings over here forever?

caught on tape, wait until you hear what punch just called his plushie.

First things first. Carving a path for Freddy to “go” around 16” ❄️and counting central NJ

Can you dig it?

If I were an announcer calling hockey, my go-to line on every goal and at the end of games would be “Do you believe in miracles? Yes!” Fans seem to like that.

I did a grocery shopping yesterday but forgot a few items. Is it in poor taste to ask your neighbor for a few brown and serve sausage?

I live along the I95 corridor and every storm we are on the exact edge of the snow total bands. This time it’s either 8-12” or 12-20”. *Kramer voice: Why don’t you just tell me how many inches of snow we are getting

I worked out a system for making a small, unimportant job more efficient, and I can't stop grinning.

there’s something very unsettling about all these AI videos where they show celebrities who have passed away all hanging out together on some sunny beach somewhere, smiling & laughing & walking together as if they were on vacation & not as spent fuel rods of energy drifting

shout out to eye sockets.

Sometimes I secretly eat the walnuts that my wife has stashed in the freezer so when she goes to get some for a recipe there’s only small broken pieces and a powdery walnut dust left in the bag.