HMP Wandsworth needs socks - lots of them! - for their Christmas Appeal. Please RT and see if you or your community can help. Deliver or drop off socks to 13 Fawe Park Rd SW15 2EB (mark Sock Appeal). @HMP_Wandsworth @SouthwarkCofE

Fantastic to see so many of our wonderful voluntary partners here at the #TeamLambeth #volunteerfair today. Come down to the Assembly Hall until 7pm for volunteer opportunities galore! @lambeth_council

“I’ve had it with the lot of you, Frank get the door” #janeygodleyvoiceover

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

The Living Well Network Alliance supports people in Lambeth experiencing mental illness or distress. Learn about the challenges, achievements & progress they’ve made in 2021/22: https://t.co/LNMJ4mkQVT #Lambethlivingwell @LiveWellLambeth @MosaicClubhouse @Certitude @BlackThrive

GOOD NEWS! The first tweet from our new account and we have some brilliant news to share with you! Our former Head Student Sonia Zia has won the highly-coveted @WandsYoungStars Individual Wandsworth Young Person of the Year Award 2020. Now at @BrasenoseNews we nominated Sonia 1/2

Fabulous start this evening to the first of many Gardening Workshops at AR Community Gardens run by @urbancanopyuk. Even the most established gardeners learnt some great tips from Stephen and Bill who are extremley knowledgeable. Huge thanks to them both 🙌 for giving their time

It's a shame Arlene Foster is resigning. I'm gonna miss her happy, smiley face popping up on the telly

I was just talking to my friend about the NHS and was about to tell him about how my friends' son is leaving uni to retrain as a nurse. But then remembered it wasn't my friends son, it was Ben off @BBCTheArchers and Ruth and David aren't my friends

Amid claims that Carrie Symonds bought gold wallpaper for Downing St, doctors say she should self-isolate immediately due to loss of taste.

You know that Tory sleaze which Johnson claimed nobody is interested in and Ministers are told to call tittle-tattle? It's the main story on the front pages tomorrow of the FT, Mail, Times, Guardian, Mirror, i, Metro and Daily Star.

FOARG have teamed up with URBAN CANOPY and organised a FREE 'Sown from Home' gardening project for neighbours of Agnes Riley Gardens. Attached is all of the details/instructions needed to participate. We only have 100 free packs to give away. Great for adults/kids to enjoy.

Thank you to everyone who has come out to get a #Covid19 test in #Lambeth so far 👏🏽 There are queues today at some sites, so if you don't have much time consider getting tested over the coming days. Enhanced testing will be available for up to two weeks. #KeepLambethSafe

"It was incredibly moving to observe the completion of the wall & then walk its full length. Each of the 150,000 hearts represents someone we've lost, created by the families of those who have lost loved ones." Mayor @philipnormal on his visit to the National Covid Memorial Wall

These crimes against women and girls are committed by men, and it’s because of men that women feel so unsafe on a daily basis. It’s not women who should have to change the way they live their lives, it’s men who need to change. 

Cats that look like they're about to release an album of 80s power ballad covers. #7 📸: @MandyMarie07

"it's called class, sweetie, Google it" 📹: Imgur user caramelchocolatesyrup

If a developed country, a member of the G7, has the worst COVID death rate in the world, how can it *not* be the fault of the government?

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Put the rings on eBay, bought more French hens with the money. Ate them.