we had agentic assistants 25 years ago

**visiting databricks HQ** so which of the bricks here are the data ones

Look, I'm not saying this is definitely why he got removed, but Sam Altman was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

dudes will make fun of women who are into astrology and then read shit like this

what's the best song you've ever heard in a home depot?

banned from LACMA for trying to “magic eye” the Rothkos

A 1996 Super Mario 64 manga suggests that 1-Up Mushrooms grow from the bodies of dead Marios, perpetuating the cycle of life and death.

big day for people just making shit up

it’s called “cast iron” because you can simply “cast” it into the dishwasher after every use

it's crazy that this is the guy who decides if restaurants are good

James Cameron

the guy from barenaked ladies must have at least a million dollars by now, right?

webmd wrapped. how many times did my tummy hurt this year

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

@kylascan

God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich

lore

this innocuous post about microwaving eggs and thinking they’re great has every type of twitter response in it. it’s incredible.

Typical text conversation with @connors

dril has spoken. the Coolio curse has come true