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Steve Carleton

@scarleton

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Laird, Dad, Marathoner, Retired Coast Guardsman, Photographer.

Dhahran, Saudi Arabia
Joined September 2010
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Steve Carleton
23 days
If they want to sound tough, maybe @realDonaldTrump, @SecRubio, and @SecWar can ask @netanyahu for the keys to the lockbox where he keeps your testicles.
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Steve Carleton
23 days
Hey @marcorubio @SecRubio did you know that the number +1 202-501-4444 for Americans abroad to call for help doesn’t accept international calls … of course you didn’t you feckless shitbag
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Steve Carleton
23 days
So my head is twisting in knots trying to parse what @SecRubio means by preemptive retaliation … you are one stupid motherfucker
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Steve Carleton
24 days
So, do you think @FIFAcom is thinking we should take back that bullshit “peace priz” from @realDonaldTrump?
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Steve Carleton
26 days
So @realDonaldTrump are planning to send your son Baron to fight in this needless war you started to assuage your fragile toddler-like ego? #SendBarron
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Steve Carleton
3 months
Spent Boxing Day at SToK Cae Ras for my first Wrexham match … it was a 5-3 win over Sheffield United for the Reds ⁦⁦@VancityReynolds⁩ and ⁦⁦@RMcElhenney
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Steve Carleton
1 year
It’s been several months, and in light of the unelected shitbag @elonmusk completely fucking with the institution of the U.S. Government unchecked, it’s time for another FUCK YOU ELON!
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Steve Carleton
1 year
Since Wednesday morning, my brain has been trying to calculate how many times I can tell @elonmusk to Fuck Off on X before I get booted
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@TheTweetOfGod
God
1 year
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.
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Steve Carleton
3 years
Oh … it was the big ‘effing + sign at the bottom … progress?
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Steve Carleton
3 years
I’ was starting to question my ability to grasp the basics of using this app … now that it’s being rebranded into god knows what, it wasn’t intuitive to find the new post icon …
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@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
3 years
Map of Tesla charging stations 1437 AD
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@TheTweetOfGod
God
3 years
Every new day is another chance to lose more faith in humanity.
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Steve Carleton
4 years
Watching @Mobiletechlucky and @alex_taylor15 on @Hot_Rod_Garage on @MotorTrendTV … really like how way Lucky and Alex work well together
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@alanhe
Alan He
4 years
Jon Stewart immediately after passage of the PACT act: “It feels good. Shouldn’t have been this hard.”
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@jonstewart
Jon Stewart
4 years
A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact
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Steve Carleton
4 years
So does anyone @AmericanAir customer service read submitted customer complaints? Apparently not…
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@MesserStanton
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4 years
As much as I dislike hearing people playing the bugle, I think this level of Police intervention should only be reserved for Bagpipers.
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@DPRK_News
DPRK News Service
4 years
WOMENS NEWS: Ladies, find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
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@TheOvalPawffice
The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans
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🐾♥️🎄I will sits, but only if you give me treats. Wouuf wouuf! - #Commander
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