For the record: @samstarling@mastodon.social

I finally get what Salesforce is, it’s an events management company

Please, my magic beans, make them of value

Wrote a post about our o11y strategy - was a lot of fun building it (and a lot of big brain ideas from @lawrjones) - check it out!

What virtual nonsense will Jeremy Vine be jumping up and down on this General Election? My bet is a virtual Brompton getting cut off by a big red Labour battle bus and Farage in a white van

Ground rules at the @incident_io offsite are quite harsh this year

We’ve just launched @incident_io On-call and I couldn’t be more excited! 🎉 Our goal was “so good, you’ll break things on purpose” and we’ve poured our hearts and souls into this one. I think it shows ❤️

We recently made a bunch of our forms configurable at @incident_io, which meant that @LisaKC_ and a bunch of our team got to scratch our heads on "a form for forms". Here's how went from a gnarly form that didn't feel great, to a *much* nicer one:

My team @incident_io feels different to others I've worked in. We're close to customers & you'll never hear "that's not my job" – we're here to help the business win, & we do that in other ways than just writing code. If you like how this sounds, we're hiring! Meet the team👇

This was me tho.

Had a non-zero number of texts asking if this was me. It wasn’t.

Who said you can't meme when Slack is down? @aaronsheah, take a bow

Wasn't me that cancelled it, but yes, life (including going bankrupt) does get in the way

Great vibes at @brumjs last night, lovely crowd and the talks from @cboakes and Aaliya were both ace 🙌

🔥Introducing Catalog—connecting everything that exists in your organization to level up your incident response. 🔥 With Catalog, you now have a clear map of services, customers, teams, and more in your organization. ✅

Spent a big chunk of the last three months building this feature, hyped for it to see the light of day 🔜 ✨

Looking forward to speaking at @brumjs tonight about how every engineer at @incident_io puts their product hat on, and how we use that to drive a polished product with happy customers ✨

Eyes closed, classic (great conference tho)

Going to be at @TheLeadDev (StaffPlus) next week in London with @incident_io, if you're around then say hi 👋🏼

ahh sweet sweet London summer where your local park is swarming in picnics, the strawberries are massive and delicious, you hear the fainting click click click of a Lime bike joyride coming down the street, half your friends can't see or breathe from hayfever, it's giving spf, it

Me: I’ve had hayfever for years, medication doesn’t help much, I keep windows closed, shower before bed, limit time outside, etc GP: Well, it’s going to rain at the weekend so…