Samresh Jalan
@samreshjalan
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To all those saying my title is जलन, No! It's जालान. I am here for humour. We take our jokes very seriously. Chill! Get a life. Believe in धर्म धारित है।
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कोई दीवाना कहता है
कोई पागल समझता है
मगर मेरी बैचैनी को सिर्फ राज्यसभा समझता है,
वो मुझे दूर कैसे है वो मुझसे दूर कैसे है
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Ab kya hoga
@TIME
since he has boycotted you, how will you run your business?
@TIME
it's time that you, "jhola utha kar chal pado"
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@theliverdr
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@RailMinIndia
@AshwiniVaishnaw
@DrmDnr
Sab changa si! Iss Desh ke log ye deserve karte hain
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@news24tvchannel
@srinivasiyc
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Among many people who I follow on X,
@hvgoenka
sir has the best sense of humour. Laughing at oneself is a rare trait and we need more people like him. Thank you for your cheesey tweets sir. You are amazing.
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@DeepikaBhardwaj
Completely agree. My own sister in law is from Manipur. They follow their traditions very religiously.
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@LtGovDelhi
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@swati_gs
@Smokingskills07
@zoo_bear
Madam while death of any human must not be celebrated but you make that young man sound like a great saint. That young man celebrated the deaths of kids, no let me correct myself, mocked the death of children. There are many many disgusting tweets by that young man there.
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Thank you
@arunbothra
sir and
@shasank123
jee for felicitating quick transport of medicine from Bihar to Delhi. Folks anyone who needs transportation of medicines may get it done by sending a DM to them.
@indiacares_2020
#COVIDEmergency
#sos
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@theliverdr
Seriously doc. I am going to leave it completely. Your posts send a chill through my spine (because of fear not because I have some other medical condition)
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@ashishka07
@sharmaankur001
@saurabh3vedi
@JatinPaul
@DelhiPolice
Bhai aashaa karta hoon ki 2014 ke pehle apki mata jee aur behen surakshit thi.
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@hvgoenka
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@theliverdr
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@AwanishSharan
I am a teacher. I feel disturbed when I see such things. There is a great need for counseling both from parents and teachers to let the students know that 10th examination or any other examination is not the end of beginning of a good life.
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Phogat ka popat ho gaya!
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Someone was doing elections rally when the whole country was battling the second wave. Pehchan kaun?
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@ravidsi77
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It's important to watch chutiyapa to recognise chutiyapa. I hope you still believe in law of land. Banda waise dalal hai. But forward caste ko pasand hai kyonki someone to blame to all agonies right?
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@peeleraja
Modi jee for finance? Amit Shah sir for justice and Yogi jee for communal harmony?
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@acharya_swapnil
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Bhai
I am a principal in a school and believe me this is extortion. In my school one would complete KG to class X for the same fee. It's simply ridiculous
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@The_NehaJoshi
@AmitShah
मैडम
आपको शायद जमीनी हकीकत मालूम नही है, जिलाधिकारी ने जो कहा गलत नही कहा, दिक्कत कुर्ते पैजामे से नही है, दिक्कत यह है कि यह कुर्ता पायजामा किस तरह पहना गया है। I am a principal in a school and beleive me if I go to the school in the attire of this teacher, I shall be sacked
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@NewsHamster1
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Dear Sir
I have lived in the great city of Bangalore for 7 years. Although I no longer live there but I can proudly say that Namma Bengaluru is the most tolerant and lovely city in the world. Please, incidents like these give a bad name. Please look into it
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Even if one is married and obtains sexual intercourse under duress, it's rape
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@umashankarsingh
जब लोगों को ट्रेन में गो���ी मारी गई थी, तब भारतीय रेल ने क्या ट्वीट किया था? बताने का कष्ट करें।
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@BikerGirlkancha
किसी के साथ हुए अन्याय को अपने खुद को चमकाने के लिए कैसे इस्तेमाल करना है आपसे सीखना चाहिए।
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@ps__2112
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A suggestion for both of you. By the looks of it you both seem teenagers . PADHAI KARLO!
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So your first name is Mohammed, you are from Maharashtra and you donated 138. Bhai theek se hide karo
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@saket71
I also had a friend who was sitting with me in my hostel when EURO was getting banged from behind! That friend did not give a damn about tha bang. He would rather talk some religious non sense. Bhakton! Ab mere comments par ma bhen ki gali dena shuru karo.
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@_KiranRajput
Kiran Jee
I am sure you are a good person. But my intelligence fails me when I see your below the belt remarks on genuine questions. BTW I am a teacher and yes I am focusing on that. Thank You
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@sirajnoorani
@HyundaiIndia
@hyundai
is the worst company to buy a car from. In my case they have cheated. Despite of sending several emails and several calls, I did not get any solution. My next car will be
@toyota
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@NarundarM
Finally found the photo of Modi jee milking to make tea. Now, haters like you will tell this is a fake photo
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@EpicRoflDon
@KanganaTeam
@singhrahulkumar
@Neurophysik
@GautamTrivedi_
@JagmohanKausha2
@Mnomics_
@tirangawasi
@untvin
@SRiitu
Hahahah...Maan gaye! Kise? Aapki parkhi nazar aur nirma super dono ko!
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@ArvindSinghUp
@ajitanjum
@JM_Scindia
@airvistara
Aapne theek kahan Arvind jee. Lekin jab aam aadmi ko emergency pad jaye tab apni kidney bech de taki plane mein chadh paye. Aap lage rahiye
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@PTI_News
Yes,
Please increase tax to 100% So whatever the public earns should go to government
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@amitsurg
@bookingcom
This is simply outrageous. I have, till now, used
@bookingcom
to book all my hotels. However, it makes me think if I should continue using them.
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I bow to the committment of our DM
@KhagariaDm
Proud to be led by such an officer.
@IASassociation
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