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Part-time Snr. SWE & AI Solutions Architect, Full time Petrolhead || I am not your mate || Strongly opinionated || Here for a good time!

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined November 2020
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
20 days
If not for money or purpose, do it out of spite!!
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@BlackAmaZulu
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@kadiyeAA10 @arguewityamama @s0m0sbandid0s @the_nilote_ @Mbwesaa @Mang0_trad3r Always hungry poor khat smoking niggas thinking their better than everyone else while your country looks like a call of duty map.
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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The way things are looking, I'm on track to afford an EC130 before 35. Absolutely lovely scenes!!!
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@Imonaar
Dr Strange.
2 days
When you need $364 billion in hardware to run software that should work on existing machines, you're not scaling—you're compensating for fundamental engineering failures.
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@kirinyetbrian
Kirinyet Brian
2 days
We need to be Mosirias😂
@amenya_nelson
Nelson Amenya
2 days
Nairobi is now a dumpster. Very sad.
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
2 days
Spot on! Evolution as an inherent quality is the true measure of a great product. Evolution that responds to market needs, with feedback from a great sales team as its north star. "A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for" ~ John A. Shedd
@shadrac_matata
Shadrack Matata
2 days
The problem is that without a great sales team, nobody will even be willing to experiment with your great product. Distribution is very hard.
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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tweeting from Minnesota or the Nordic states while stretching their social welfare systems while at it. Need I remind you? 👇 Cc; @the_nilote_ @Mbwesaa @Mang0_trad3r
@dervishconan
Abla عبلة
3 days
An old Somali proverb says, “The sheep don’t see the sky until their necks are being slit.” This means they only realize the truth at the moment of death. Somalis, wake up! This isn’t just about teaching Swahili, it’s about making it the language of government institutions and
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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> Pick a niche(stack, language, industry) > Build a project end-end. you can use a then vs now framework to rebuild old projects to showcase growth. System design 👀 > create content( document your learning, some 'how to' style articles) > share on all platforms( LI, X etc)
@_amos_kyalo
Amos Kyalo 𝕏
2 days
I just can't figure out how to sell myself out there man. I have the skills, I know what I'm capable of. But I just can't crack how to sell myself yet.
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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the 'September effect' Anyway, you have to be a blithering idiot to buy at that price. Ata 'watu wa kukam' wouldn't be this dense! GoK honchos will procure them at the taxpayer's expense.
@NdemoKelvin
Kelvin N
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How do you even justify these prices, for a phone worth around 180,000, even if its margins you want to make.
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@ChShersh
Dmitrii Kovanikov
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Why there’s so much focus on 20yo founders on social media? Those people are dumb. Their only advantage is having a lot of energy and some luck. I want to hear stories from my 40yo and 50yo fellows who decided to become founders after ascending to next levels of wisdom.
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@TheAhmadOsman
Ahmad
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step-by-step LLM Engineering Projects each project = one concept learned the hard (i.e. real) way Tokenization & Embeddings > build byte-pair encoder + train your own subword vocab > write a “token visualizer” to map words/chunks to IDs > one-hot vs learned-embedding: plot
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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Even with this world class product, the medicine man and his larpers are still going to ship spaghetti code full of code smells. Cc: @shadrac_matata
@kakarot_ai
Goku
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Google shocked the world. They solved the code security nightmare that's been killing developers for decades. DeepMind's new AI agent "Codemender" just auto-finds and fixes vulnerabilities in your code. Already shipped 72 solid fixes to major open source projects. This is
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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inverted, like oysters. from my DMs.
@baddengineer
✨yourfaveng✨
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Okay, Being eaten from the back of front ?
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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My tech experience working with: Americans: flagrant go-getters Brits: do just enough Ozzie: good vibes, no stress Koreans: workaholics Indonesians: quiet Nigerians: ditto for the yanks ZA: don't flinch if DB gets deleted. Polish: few words, straight shooters Japs: industrious
@mr_ameji
Ameji
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Once you work with Americans. You understand why they are the global superpower.
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@MusingsofAwe
Ambitious Llama🦙
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The "Nairobi cool kid accent" is an accent & way of being that is just as equal & valid as all other Kenyan identities.
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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RB has living that 'frictionless' life without the budget($100M + net worth) Leonardo di Caprio in 'Catch Me F You Can' personified. I have to stan!
@QueenGathoni
GATHONI K.
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Resident conman picked suits from a popular boutique and has never paid up, but he’s appearing on tv shows rocking them, giving relationship advice 😂😂😂😂
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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RT!!!
there are some people you meet in life that are really hard to stop having sex with
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@10myrs
Jus10 Myrs
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@1thousandfaces_ He's building a REST interface using the Spring Framework.
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@GergelyOrosz
Gergely Orosz
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"It's the weirdest job market in my 15 years in tech" -- from a Big Tech recruiter. But why is the job market so weird? Talking to 30+ hiring managers and recruiters, it doesn't seem like AI. It seems more like... interest rates. My longer analysis: https://t.co/06rFFjyrUX
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@s0m0sbandid0s
bandido numero uno
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You owe that to neurology; specifically the Default Mode Network of the brain whose activity is suppressed during high cognitive loads and heightened during REM sleep which enables the brain to consolidate memories and reprocesses information learnt before sleep == 'aha' moment!!
@riettahh
Harriet
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Whenever I have a hard time understanding something, I always sleep it off and wake up majestically understanding every single bit😭😭 So when I tell you "it was revealed to me in a dream" you better believe me, because it was revealed to me in a dream
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