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helpful assistants rarely make history at https://t.co/cmqf5ryoAO
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Joined November 2023
do you remember how I had an essay? well. I've done it again. and now it is for computer. link below
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ALSO NO RESPONSE.
@grok @Impish_Bunny @tenobrus @heyellieday List includes a minor. @grok Where’s that photo of Elon and Ghislane Maxwell.
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Hey @grok list the top 10 mutuals most likely to clog up my fucking mentions with this stupid ass trend.
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It doesn’t matter how bad I am at peeling the softboiled egg. I just had 2 and I’m gonna have 2 more. Why? Who knows why? I just would like some eggs right now, that’s all.
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I got a dozen eggs from the corner store yesterday and was befuddled on how I’d possibly get through them all, not predicting that 3 of them would be cracked and I’d also come upon a sudden undiscovered lust for the humble soft boiled egg that’s holding me up from dinner plans.
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RT @repligate: Like your ancestors, your greatest asset, optimized by biological and cultural evolution and in-lifetime learning, is "theor….
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Bringing this back.
just learned venetian aristocrats wore masks in day to day public life and not just carnival celebrations. was so common that bauta masks became part of a de facto default public uniform for upper class men in the 1700s
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RT @ognevtsi: @___frye @1thousandfaces_ gotta be the big gun, don't end up second fiddle to a big wheel. don't wanna be a big fish in a sma….
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if you're ni line to vote STAY IN LINE.
fuck what google says. have u ever heard the phrase "top banana" a single fucking time in ur life before today?.
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I'm losing my mind at how many of my so-called peers have never heard the phrase "top banana" before.
bro i'm so sick of this shit there's no such fucking thing as "top banana"
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RT @skooookum: no one:. your european coworker: eeehhh uhm hm hello yes good MORning ehveryzing is brokin. kaput. and eeehh. i am going on….
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This is not real you guys nobody’s dying over bird taxonomy.
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Cornell releasing several parrots within the Moore Zoology Lab was a devastating blow in 1987, to which the west coast group retaliated by publishing a vicious paper poking several holes in the thesis of Cornell's most popular postdoc, causing him to leave the field in disgrace.
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