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@RichardAngwin
Richard Angwin
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There's a burn, then there's an AOC burn
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@adamscochran
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)
7 hours
Wait, so TurboTax donates to Trump’s inauguration fund, and then that same year the government kills the free IRS Direct File for no reason? It was already built - what reason is there to axe this other than corruption?
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
8 hours
WASHINGTON (AP) — IRS Direct File, the electronic system for filing tax returns for free, will not be offered next year, the Trump administration has confirmed.
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@gardengirl125
Shannon
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It makes me so sad to witness how cruel Americans are to each other. Cheering for the less fortunate to starve? My god, what have we become?
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@chiweethedog
Roy Drones Jr
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it’s unbelievable that this is not photoshopped
@doxie_gay
meow
10 months
this picture could genuinely kill someone if they were on shrooms
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@Jairritoo
6’1 🪬
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sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven follow me for more biblical loopholes
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@SenSchumer
Chuck Schumer
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DEMS SIMPLE PROPOSAL: A simple one year extension of existing ACA tax credits Re-open the government Establish committee to continue negotiations for long-term lower healthcare costs
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@EastEndJoe
Joe G
10 hours
He left out “PEDO.”
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@RichardAngwin
Richard Angwin
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@WhiteHouse Trump's ACA grift would strip healthcare from 20 million Americans to fund his billionaire buddies' tax cuts, proving once again he's the ultimate snake oil salesman for the sick.
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@LucifersTweetz
Lucifer
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@harryjsisson No kings No Masters!
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@harryjsisson
Harry Sisson
19 hours
President Biden is back and he just TORCHED Donald Trump and his insanity “This is a democracy. The fact of the matter is, there are no kings in democracies. None. You act in a way that embarrasses us a nation quite frankly.”
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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissan™
9 hours
Cancelling SNAP is the quickest way to riots (so Donald has an excuse to invoke the Insurrection Act)
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@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout. Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
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@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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Trump every time he’s confronted about one of his lies: “Who are you with?” Reporter: Gives name of company. Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you! Then goes back to lying.
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@mmpadellan
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
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This dilapidated jackass spent years poking fun at President Biden's physical condition, and now droopy mouth sleepy don is falling apart. Karma is truly something to behold.
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@doggintrump
WTFGOP
6 hours
He raped 2 young girls and almost killed one This motherfucker needs to be in prison
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@CattardSlim
Cuckturd
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I like Presidents that don't poop standing up!
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@rtbstrd1331
Standby Sam
6 hours
You have my curiosity...
@EastEndJoe
Joe G
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I’m shocked no one has answered my help wanted ad on indeed yet.
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@hwinkler4real
Henry Winkler
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in his own words
@Colonel_Myway
Staff Sergeant Johnson
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There it is in plain English. We are not going to follow orders from judges. The law is what we think it is...
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@ChrisMurphyCT
Chris Murphy 🟧
11 hours
This is, unsurprisingly, nonsensical. Is he suggesting eliminating health insurance and giving people a few thousand dollars instead? And then when they get a cancer diagnosis they just go bankrupt? He is so unserious. That's why we are shut down and Americans know it.
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@rtbstrd1331
Standby Sam
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Name it after Caligula. That'll ruffle his neck folds.
@JoJoFromJerz
Jo
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He’s literally fucking insane.
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