Rosalind Margulies ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚.
@rosalindmar19
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Earth tourist, BASS & pushcart loser, writer. Work in/fc in McSweeney’s, EPOCH, StoryQuarterly, etc. 24
Claw Island, PNW
Joined January 2020
I have a new story out in House House Magazine. Could you please read my new story? For every person who reads my new story I will do one pushup. Thank you in advance https://t.co/J6kxGYdPHf
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ran into my childhood best friend in the city I now live in, 3,000 miles away from where we grew up, where she also happens to live now too. Gonna get drinks tn and catch up. No idea where to even start. What have u been up to since sixth grade. Do you still play rec soccer
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I put a lot of tweets in my drafts that week my account was locked cause I was trying to get that job so get ready
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Strongarmed my way into getting invited to the function and put together a last minute “French” costume and arrived at the function and immediately realized I did not want to be there and went home #lol
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Ummmmm speaking of which I am open for commissions I guess. I am down to do basically anything that does not involve sending pictures or videos of myself naked or partially naked
Pre interview selfie for job I did NOT get
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All men are brothers
My grandfather moved to Vietnam and had a reunion of a battle where he saw multiple friends die and he met the exact artillery regiment who was firing on them. The night ended with drinks and celebration.
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Pre interview selfie for job I did NOT get
can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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Honestly living through your child sounds fun as fuck. What other reason is there to have one
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This guy
Politico: Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the race for NYC mayor. https://t.co/mjIfK0gjzw
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I will do anything at any time for any reason
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Not sure exactly what “goons” everyone is talking about but I decided to get in on the fun!
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I would like A24 to launch a publishing house so I can get published by them and then maybe they will let me skip the line at clubs
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The mother of Nina Larson explains more. USAO DC has basically stated on the record that because the public at large empathizes with driver killers more than pedestrians, unless there’s a DUI situation you can kill pedestrians with your car without real consequences
Three years after 24-year-old Nina Larson was killed on Columbia Road, someone has been charged in her death. Sophia Maltas pleaded not guilty this morning to failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk and reckless driving.
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ANTARCTICA IS A PARASITE THAT HAS LATCHED ON TO THE BOTTOM OF OUR LOVELY PLANET AND SUSTAINS ITSELF BY DRAGGING SOULS THAT WOULD OTHERWISE TRAVEL TO THE AFTERLIFE DOWN TO WANDER ITS FROZEN WASTES FOREVER
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I know like 7 girls who look exactly like this
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Pros of getting a good job: money, stability, health insurance, etc. pros of getting a bad job: I can do whatever I want forever
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Trying to cook ramen with my mind so I don’t need to clean a pot
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